How do I smoke a bong in an apartment where I'm not supposed to?

>>33401020 (OP)
Make sure you're on good terms with your upstairs/downstairs neighbors.

>>33401020 (OP)
Go outside you lazy fuck
I used to smoke weed too but never indoors, I had enough respect for my neighbors to go for a 10 minute walk.

Nothing worse than coming home from a long say and noticing your bathroom smells like someone elses shitty zaza because they thought blowing the smoke into the vent would magically make it disappear.

>>33401178
>tfw in a huge spat with my neighbors because they were smoking weed like that

I wish you were my neighbor, good anon

>>33401178
I don't have anywhere good to walk

blow it out a window or a use a mute which a towel paper roll with bounce sheets stuffed innit welcome to prison

>>33401020 (OP)
get a toilet paper tube, and put one of those dryer sheets that work as a scented air filter on the end like a filter. breathe through the tube, so the sheet filters the smoke.

>>33401178
This is the only valid answer.

>>33401384
>>33401385
>bro trust me no one can smell the EPIC DANK ZAZA because of dryer sheets

everyone can smell it, and when you blow out of a window you still retain much of the smoke and smell.

>>33401230
That's fine, just don't smoke in the house. If you can't facilitate finding a decent place to hit the bong then don't hit the bong, edibles are fine and probably better than ever these days, pick up a bubbler if you're really that concerned about smoking filtered through water and literally just go around the block to take your hoot.
>>33401384
Sploofs are cope. They don't work, you just get air that smells like weed and dryer sheets and if that's an improvement over the smell of your wees you're smoking garbage.
>>33401188
If you or anybody in your household suffers from breathing issues or asthma make sure to bring that up with the landlord, if you can find a way to make it a valid health concern you might be able to twist their arm a little bit.

>>33401020 (OP)
just use a vape