How do I have sex with this girl - /adv/ (#33403216)

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:18:46 AM No.33403216
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I have a gf and we’re both pretty young. She’s fresh out of high school and I’m a sophomore in college. Problem is though it’s really difficult to spend time with her. I live with my mom and it’s near impossible to have the house to myself, mainly because my older brother is a worthless druggie leech who lays around all day doing fuck all with his life. Going to her house is out of the question because it’s tiny and run-down, meaning her batshit insane family who’s always home would catch on. My only real options here are to fuck her at my grandpa’s house which would be such a colossal pain in the ass or fuck her in my car, which I don’t want to do because she’s a virgin and I want her first time to be special. Seriously this is so fucking annoying. I can’t overstate how annoying it is when you love someone so much but you’re unable to spend quality time with them. What the hell do I do here? Should I just move out at this point?

If there are any anons with similar experiences/circumstances do share. I’m transitioning into adulthood and it’s honestly kicking my ass.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:36:17 AM No.33403294
fucking kill yourself you 20%ing kike hang on your so called "girls" entrails and get your corpses raped by nignigs and troons
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:37:02 AM No.33403298
>>33403216 (OP)
Who is pic related?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:24:00 AM No.33403445
>>33403216 (OP)
Rent a motel it would cost like $50-100
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:28:55 AM No.33403460
>>33403216 (OP)
Get a hotel room for a night you retard.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:34:17 AM No.33403486
are motels inexistent in amerikkka?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:05:45 AM No.33403579
>>33403445
add another 0 and you'd be right
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:13:52 AM No.33403712
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>>33403579
Have you ever been outside? There are plenty under $100
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:48:16 AM No.33403891
>>33403216 (OP)
>What the hell do I do here?
Get a hotel room for the night.
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Real a$s niga
7/23/2025, 10:51:56 AM No.33403901
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>>33403294
Didn't even read ur op bullshit but fpbp
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:15:24 AM No.33403940
>>33403294
stop reading uzbek topaz mining forums all day and do something with your life you neurotic loser
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:42:29 AM No.33404003
>>33403445
>>33403460
>>33403891
Okay and then what should I do for the long term, like when I want to do things with her besides sex?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:18:51 PM No.33404720
>>33404003
Get your money up lil nigga. Unfortunately if you can't afford your own apartment and can't pull a girl who has her own apartment then you don't deserve to fool around with a girl all the time. So get a job and your problems will fix themselves.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:24:58 PM No.33404734
>>33404003
grow up lil homie. Part of an adult life is figuring out such shit yourself
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:53:50 PM No.33404941
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>>33404720
>>33404734
Dude I want nothing more than to move out and become self-sufficient. I'm waging right now but I've been promoted so I'll be making around 16 an hour, possibly more. I work 30-35 hours a week. I've been paying for college classes all by myself because I don't want to take loans out. Currently I have roughly $4K to my name. What are some tips for moving out and juggling college and bills and all that shit?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:56:29 PM No.33404945
Why can't you fuck quietly in your room when your brother is home?

>>33404941
Scholarships, grants, roommates. But if the only reason is to fuck your gf, save your money while you're in uni and just fuck with your brother home.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:57:16 PM No.33404946
>>33404941
And to add to this I really want to move out because my home-life is so shitty, but I also can't deny how cost-efficient staying with my mom is. She regularly buys me food and doesn't charge rent which is a big help. But at the same time living there is miserable because of how dysfunctional everything is.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:16:42 PM No.33404966
>>33404941
Sounds like long term is a long term problem. So leave it in the long term. You got your current situation and there's not really a whole lot you can do ATM.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:21:28 PM No.33405245
>>33404966
>>33404941
Yeah, being your age just sucks. When you graduate things will get good
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:45:55 PM No.33405346
>>33403579
You can even get hampton/hilton rooms for about 120 in most places aside from holidays/weekends or if you're talking the same day or something. I literally just took a trip which included both a mid-sized/smallish town stay and a stay in the city. If you truly think staying at a MOTEL - which are shit and usually 50-150 bucks on average anywhere in the nation, let alone a HOTEL which typically run 90-200 a night, would cost a thousand fucking dollars then you've been lied to by your parents so they didn't have to bother taking you on trips.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:44:14 AM No.33406462
>>33404966
Right but I'm here because I want to change my current situation. I know people younger than me who are able to fuck whenever they want without being at the mercy of other people. There's gotta be something I can do
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:52:03 AM No.33406966
>>33403216 (OP)
Be a good Christian man and wait til marriage.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:54:41 AM No.33406976
>>33404945
Because his brother gonna wanna fuck too.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:37:55 AM No.33407191
>>33404945
>Why can't you fuck quietly in your room when your brother is home?
cause we're not close and it'd be fucking weird because he'd get all insecure and shit. He's a fucking retarded loser. Maybe one day I'll just say fuck it though and carry fuck her loud as shit

and thanks for the advice. The fucking thing is only an immediate reason but I really do need to gtfo of here
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:10:35 AM No.33407323
>>33406966
this, but unironically
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:31:00 AM No.33407390
>>33403216 (OP)
>Should I just move out at this point?
do it asap if you can. don't even think about it
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:33:40 AM No.33407539
>>33407390
I want to but I'm woefully unprepared
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:12:31 PM No.33409165
>>33407191
>cause we're not close and it'd be fucking weird because he'd get all insecure and shit.
Idk bro, I've fucked with my parents in the house. Do your bedrooms share a paper-thin wall or something?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:34:45 PM No.33409484
>>33409165
My room is like right next to his. And were your parents aware of what was going on?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:00:17 PM No.33409562
>>33403216 (OP)
Don't know where you live but in latam at least it's pretty common to see motels where you can stay for about 4 or 6 hours in a nice room.
I was in the same situation as yourself, I just rented a room in a nice hotel for our first time and then we gradually started going to cheaper hotels. As long as it's not a literal ghetto disgusting motel, it's just a bed and a shower that you're gonna need.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:05:27 PM No.33409591
>>33409484
I like to think that they weren't. Their room was on the other end of the house and we played music. The floor works well if the bed is creaky too. Do you two spend time alone together in your room anyway? How old is your brother?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:05:40 PM No.33409842
>>33409591
>Do you two spend time alone together in your room anyway?
I haven't had her over yet but this is what I did with my ex. I'd sneak her in and we'd fuck in my room with my entire family home all the time. But it was easier back then because my brother actually had a job and responsibilities, now I think he'd be more perceptive of it if that makes sense
>How old is your brother?
24. This guy is a fucking nightmare to live with. He just gets high and watches manosphere schlock on youtube all fucking day. It's the main reason I'm so eager to get out of here. I'm currently staying with my grandpa for like a week to get away from him and thinking about just having my girl come over here instead but I think it's fucking weird to smash a chick at my grandfather's place.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:13:14 PM No.33409866
>>33409842
>with my entire family home all the time.
>now I think he'd be more perceptive of it if that makes sense
I don't entirely follow, no.

>but I think it's fucking weird to smash a chick at my grandfather's place.
idk when I was living with my grandmother (taking care of her after grandpa died, before she went to a retirement home) I had my gf over.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:19:03 PM No.33409895
>>33403216 (OP)
what's wrong with a hotel?
>I want it to be special
shut the fuck up lmao
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:24:34 PM No.33409910
>>33403216 (OP)
>sophomore in college
>groomed a high school girl
>still lives with his mom

Hope your mom finds out and kicks you out on the streets. You fucking deserve it. Do you work? Broke faggot. Hope your college finds out too. People like you aren't welcome in society lmao you think your classmates are gonna welcome you with open arms once they find out you're with a young girl? HA. Faggot.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:25:37 PM No.33409913
>>33404003
As someone who used to live in a hotel for a bit of time, they'll check her ID. And yours. And they'll call the police. And you go right to prison.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:26:39 PM No.33409918
>>33404941
Lmao

>thinks $16 an hour is a lot
You broke faggot, go straight to prison
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:27:25 PM No.33409920
>>33409910
>>33409913
They're both adults two years apart, it isn't that big of a deal.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:28:25 PM No.33409927
>>33409920
>girl looks young
>guy doesn't look that young
>front desk person calls cops
>cops come
Then what, fag?

If you don't have your own place, you get caught.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:33:06 PM No.33409944
>>33409927
Then they'll show their IDs and the cops will leave. She's not a minor.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:36:39 PM No.33409955
>>33409910
>mom is aware and let's me live with her rent free
>college won't give a single fuck cause she's legal
>friends are already aware of it and don't give a fuck, even congratulating me on it
Nigga I don't have a damn thing to worry about. My only issue is fucking her in private.
You're a KHV seething on an uzbek topaz mining forum because I'm getting hot young tail while you can't even bag an ancient used-up roastie. Keep tugging your little ass dick at the thought of me pounding this chick's virgin pussy, faggot. It's the closest you'll ever get to real intimacy.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:37:29 PM No.33409959
>>33409944
You really don't interact with normal people much, do you?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:38:30 PM No.33409963
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>>33409955
That's why you're still broke, you fucking faggot. What's it like making min wage? LMFAO kys you Gen Z poverty pussy
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:39:10 PM No.33409965
>>33404003
that's your only option unless you move out retard what's so complicated about this?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:43:34 PM No.33409977
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>>33409963
You are such a pitiful faggot. Am I supposed to be impressed by 6 bands? This is what I have after shelling out literal thousands for college courses. It's nearly as much as you even though you're the adult larping as some kind wise hardass who schools zoomers online. Blow me you old fuck.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:53:52 PM No.33409999
>>33409977
That's your allowance, you little molestation victim. What, daddy Venmo's you money to keep you quiet about your uncle playing inside your asshole? LMAO
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:54:15 PM No.33410001
>>33409959
Do you? If they're not black, the cops really aren't going to waste their time on the paperwork to do anything, if they come at all. If the hotel staff care they'll ask for ID (like anon said) otherwise they aren't paid enough to notice. Hotels see a lot of shit and a lot of sex.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:05:30 PM No.33410030
>>33409977
Your girl gonna leave you for a older guy with a place, you faggot lmfao kys. hope your school gets shot up, nigga
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:07:46 PM No.33410034
>>33409963
I misread this as two accounts, and $12k isn't really brag-worthy in the first place. You don't even have enough for a down payment. You're one emergency from ruin. If you have to move and lose your job, you're not left much after first/last month's rent on the new place. Car breaks down and you have to find a new one, even used? God forbid you get hospitalized.

>>33409977
Again, don't know why you're sharing this either.

Is this really the state of youths' finances these days? What are your peers doing? Why do these numbers give you pride instead of making you nervous?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:09:54 PM No.33410043
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>>33409999
>>33410030
>t. bitter millennial KHV retards who will never fuck a woman
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:10:54 PM No.33410049
>>33410034
Imagine being in college and still not knowing how a checking account works other than the fact that your daddy and mommy give you money to spend on campus, you little faggy ass toddler. Also my medical insurance is better than yours ever will be, you clown. Stop fucking little girls before you get your cap split.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:12:11 PM No.33410053
>>33410043
I literally went to court this week over an 18 year old slut. You know nothing, queer. Go transition like the rest of you Gen Z retards
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:18:42 PM No.33410084
>>33410049
I'm not OP. I thought that'd be clear from the fact that I responded to OP.