he goes out at night and just starts raping other cats in the neighbourhood. I lock all the doors at night but the dickhead still finds a way out. How can I tell him to stop? Should I get him neutered? It just seems a bit cruel I wouldn't like it if someone did that to me...

>>33409735 (OP)
Leave it up to the cats bro, If a female cat doesn't want to get fucked it will run away/fight back.

Last time I checked Humans are the only animals with the concept of consent.

>>33409754
it's kind of embarassing but he's tried raping me a couple of times when I'm the shower

>>33409821
kick the bucket

>>33409735 (OP)
I don't know how to tell you this, anon, but cats are all notorious rapists, almost as bad as ducks. That is also a reproductive strategy. You can't tell him to stop. What you can do is get him fixed, which is what a responsible pet owner would have done. Also, why is your cat outside?

>>33409837
I can't accept that. I've amassed a heaping pile of reddit karma by posting his cute chonky self in r/wholesome, you mean to tell me he's a notorious rapist? Shame on you. I'm going to spread my asshole 2 inches away from my kitty's face to prove to you that he has no rapacious intent. And if he does so anyway? Well at least I'll enjoy it. Go fuck yourself, coward.

>>33409855
Upboated fellow redditor.

>>33409855
this is not me

>>33409855
kek

>>33409735 (OP)
Get him neutered, you idiot.

>>33409735 (OP)
Ahahaha

>>33409735 (OP)
I won't read anthropomorphization of animals threads. A cat is not human, it is subhuman like you.