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Previously on ATOGA: >>33474662

Kill yourself

>>33477289
Gladly, but I won't be going alone.

Women
Would you date a guy who’s into Lego Star Wars (but not current Star Wars stuff)

>>33477307
Is he gonna play lego starwars and yap about it?

ladies, how do you expect a hot guy to approach you and ask you out?

>>33477307
why wouldnt i?.. is there some unknown dark secret about lego star wars im not aware of?

Women, would you date a guy who caves and chases pussy at the earliest opportunity even during the relationship because he just loves pussy that much that he would absolutely just fuck someone even if it hurt you?

>>33477315
No I mean the actual sets
Like I have a Stormtrooper/Empire army with Darth Vader

No phoneposting for me :( - IP range permanently blocked. Unsure if it's private relay or someone's been shitting up the towers.

Seriously, die

>>33477320
no what

>>33477321
that's star wars lego, get it right

>>33477323
-ACK

>>33477321
What happens after every set is collected and assembled?

My stomach gets so bloated after I eat, wider than my thighs and ass. And my tits are small so I just look like one of those disgusting skinny fat dudes on /fit/

>>33477307
I guess, I don’t know anything about either. Jedi is space wizards and they fight against goth men with red glowy sticks. And legos are building blocks

>>33477316
he wont approach me

>>33477330
get your diet right and start a leg routine

>>33477316
We are introduced by a mutual friend

I'm currently looking at buying a condo. I need to decide if I want one with a garage. It would be nice to have but obviously it likely means a smaller condo.
State gender and what you would do.

>>33477324
Stop being so fucking jealous. What's wrong with a guy using his god given talents to make girls cum? Why are you so fucking selfish?

I had such a goos fucking question, but I forgot it while reading the last few replies of the previous thread...
Crap, it definitely would have netted me at least 10 replies. :(
I don't even know anymore what it was about. lmao

>>33477339
If I was you I’d ask daddy for some equity because I’m an upper middle class loser

>>33477322
Depending on where you are it might be your cell carrier. Does it work on WiFi?

>>33477334
let's say he is talking to you

would you be apprehensive or nervous in a way that could come of as unfriendly or unwelcoming of attention?

>>33477339
The bigger condo (but then I don't drive...)

>>33477339
M, garage is non-negotiable. I've turned my apartment into a mini manufacturing plant, but I'm running out of space. If you don't have a car or a need for a workplace/space to keep said car, go without

A bowl, full of cubed watermelon
and no femanon to share it with...

>>33477339
M
Depends on where you live.
We have hot summer and snowy winters here. We have an underground car park and it's so great.

>>33477330
this used to happen to me a lot when i was restricting myself a lot, unfortunately, you have to train your body to be used to food, there is no secret here

>>33477346
Lemme try that - purposely did without. I do have the same provider, so not sure it will make much difference.

>>33477339
Condos have a monthly fee that is in addition to the morgage right?
No thx

>>33477348
yes, probably. im sorry but i get scared if any sort of guy comes up to talk to me, him being hot or not

>>33477330
Are you working out?
Eating at a calory deficit?
What's going on here, buddy?

I've been sim racing for like 5 hours. Im sweating like Jimmy Savile in a nursery

State gender, why shouldn't virgins be looked down on?

>>33477320
That sounds unsafe. Why can't you like the humans the pussy is on more than that?

>>33477298
Hot damn! Implying something there, anon?

>>33477368
Virginity has no inherent value, so it does no matter one way or another.

>>33477365
Based racer
Bro's just gotta raceeee

the main thing keeping me in this relationship is fear of not being in one. and i hate myself for it

>>33477328
It’s unironically way too expensive just for sets that come out in a year alone. Some sets from 10-15 years ago are worth thousands of dollars now. The most I’ve ever spent is $850 on that big walker from Empire Strikes Back

>>33477346
No bueno... I don't understand why. I think it must be my carrier as I've never been banned or anything before. Any idea if that sort of thing can be appealed?

>>33477374
Literally no one cares. Next time type “F” so you can have losers commenting about how they’d save you.

>>33477364
I'm very thin and have a lower than average body fat distribution for women. Zero curves. So when I eat even a normal amount I look bad.
What workouts would fix this?

>>33477352
So was it good?

>>33477381
its excelent, im halfway done with it

>>33477316
I do not.

Moids are extremely boring and stupid

>>33477368
F
It doesn’t matter, why spend energy on nothing

>>33477320
I think I'd hate him.

good day anon! how are you doing today?

>>33477385
Don't forget mindlessly horny and self destructive

>>33477385
im not getting pussy or money, why would I play court jester for you?

>>33477375
Humor the end goal

>>33477389
In bed and want to sleep for 14 hours

I wanna pretty boy bf

>>33477385
I suspect that this is true, but I can't really see it from my point of view.

>>33477376
Are you just not able to post, or not able to view the site at all? If it's the latter, your carrier might have a parental control filter turned on and you can change that in your settings.

>>33477373
Im the greatest racist

>>33477397
hi~

>>33477382
i'm going to eat the rest of them so you can't!

>>33477394
iktf I was like that last week, depression sucks

>>33477379
why are you being mean

>>33477368
because some of the greatest people who've ever lived were virgins. they punch well above their weight.

>>33477403
no you wont, you dont even know where I live

>>33477385
Wow OK what makes you so interesting and smart
>>33477389
Good day anon!
>>33477400
Ridge Racist
>>33477394
REAL
don't bedrot all day though take care of yourself
I might go on computer to stop bedrotting

>>33477397
best I can do is odd looking bf

>>33477401
hi :3

>>33477389
In existential pain.

>>33477401
>~
This nigga looks like Daniel Larsen.

>>33477397
We're out of stock but we have a few fat and balding ones left.

>>33477380
>So when I eat even a normal amount I look bad.
I'm a guy, but first thing you should drop the attitude about yourself.
Get hip and leg workouts, they are probably a bit different for women, but they should help you get more defined.

As for the fat thing, maybe going to a real certified nutritionist (female doctor) could help.
Do you know if you are good on vitamins and minerals?

>>33477389
meh

>>33477408
>: [

>>33477399
I have no problems up until posting. Fill in the captcha, hit post, and bam red banner message. Just to be sure I checked both on wifi and using cell service on ban appeal and nada. No parental controls either. Not sure what's going on. May be ios private relay, but this started a few years ago and hasn't come back

>>33477397
Best I can do is shitty boy bf
>>33477383
>depriving some lovely girl out there of really getting to know me
This actually makes me feel better about staying single
I'm doing them a favour

>>33477405
Because I can. Next time just say stop, fake sympathy is pathetic.

there is a very mean person here idk why they are raging so bad, maybe log off man

>>33477330
>disgusting skinny fat dudes on /fit/
HEY!

>>33477419
Sorry bro, looks like you might have to get a life if you can't post here anymore

>>33477414
who
>>33477411
what would you do with your pretty boy bf

>>33477418
must suck being watermelonless
could've just asked

i fear i'm just too good for these common slags

>>33477369
Because girls often don't want sex as much as I want sex, and girls are better at different sorts of things when it comes to sex. Also sex feels better when multiple women are doing stuff, like if you're getting your balls licked and played with while another girl is riding you or also sucking your dick or whatever. It feels super good, and you can't really get that if you're just dealing with one girl the entire time. Plus women have a habit of getting content and having way too much power in a relationship if they're your sole source of pussy. Because then she can just fucking flip a switch and keep you on edge whenever she feels like it. It's fucked up.

Maybe if we had legally binding pussy quota's but that's not a thing. If you're stingy on sex I will just fucking ravage someone else.

>>33477388
You're probably the type of girl to hold back on pussy anyways so who the fuck cares. Oh no, I'm losing out on some jealous femanon that probably hoards pussy like its Fort Knox. Fuck outa here.

>>33477424
Or worse, buy a pass. Maybe I will go outside

i'm just right for these common slags
someone let them know, please

>>33477404
Oh I’m just tired. Sorry that you have to deal with that

>>33477428
I'm not too good for anyone, but the bar is on the floor with poorfag slags

>>33477413
>In existential pain.
I'm sorry about that :(

>>33477421
Tell me about yourself anon

>>33477429
Nobody who actually has confidence in himself or his sexuality speaks like this.

>>33477435
My gosh, fuck off.

Ladies if a guy you assumed was straight said he loved playing animal crossing, how would you react?

Girls, you go on a date and when he asks for aux he plays this in your car, how do you react https://youtu.be/di-WqDHvGPE?si=9cvzSP4Nxu92SJBc

>>33477433
i've never been able to let myself fall below a certain standard in relationships (not that i've ever had one). i might as well let someone have the satisfaction if i'm going to be so removed from myself.

>>33477420
It seems you're more interested in a relationship and finding someone to be close with, rather than just popping your cherry. Is that the cast, do you think?

>>33477409
I need some bedrot, kitty is sleeping on my turtle plushie, we are having a chill-session together

>>33477436
Please tell me more.

Actually nevermind, it doesn't matter. Its not like I'm going to stop getting horny for women anyways.

>>33477424
Private relay test…

>>33477429
So you just can't ethically engage in nonmonogamy
Skill issue.

>>33477440
I don't know anything about Animal Crossing, so I would just nod politely.

>>33477447
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

>>33477440
as a zoomer girl we eat that shit up

>>33477445
Cuute
Have fun chillin
I also used to have a turtle plush kek
>>33477451
We out here
>>33477444
Idk I think I'm too much of a basketcase to manage either

>>33477405
After what you just said, being mean to you seems acceptable.

>>33477441
NAG but damn those drums came in way sicker than I remember

>>33477454
harvest moon is better

>>33477441
I'm beating your ass up and playing https://youtu.be/nZ0ypBI_ppo?si=FiBEE4fXBKnClLwH

>>33477448
Why would I limit myself to the much smaller pool of women who openly practice non-monogamy when I could tap that pool and also go for girls that aren't in it?

They can always choose to just not go out with me.

>>33477458
Whatever you say unc

>>33477458
This is why you'll stay single.

>>33477457
Ikr I thought the same
>>33477459
I'm jumping out the window jkk

>>33477455
Hell yeah we is. It was the private relay setting. Just gotta temp it off when it's mobile shitposting times

ladies, if your husband was really good at foreplay and sex and you almost guaranteed got off 2-3 times every time you had it would you want to have more of it?

Why don't men record themselves panting and groaning while doing weight training?

>>33477469
Because effortlessly lifting something heavy is cooler than making it seem like a lot of work

>>33477462
I'm only 26 though
>>33477463
I've had a gf before

>>33477469
I read this as "painting and groaning while doing weight training?" and was like I'm not that good at multitasking
Anyway idk sounds a bit gay

Girls, why don't you say that we're not enough and so we finish earlier?

>>33477461
You know you can still have casual sex safely, and have partners to raw, and be nonmonogamous.
Same Skill Issue.
It's only a limit if you're a failure.

State gender
What's the last place you've been to other than your house and how was it?

>>33477473
>Anyway idk sounds a bit gay
Every time moids say this in response to anything women find hot they shoot themselves in the foot

>>33477469
My bf calls me from the gym, not to talk, but just so I can listen to him exert himself.

>>33477466
I’ll get back to you on that one. Missing a bf/husband and sexual experience

>>33477478
M
My greenhouse it was hot

>>33477478
M
Gas station, it was fine, bought cigarettes

>>33477480
Lucky

>>33477466
Regardless, yeah.
*chugging water out of a gallon*

>>33477478
M
The gym, yesterday afternoon. It wasn't bad.

I just want him so badly I feel like a shell without him

>>33477478
m
work. not terrible today, but i feel disgusted with everyone there and am to quit (i need to move first). it would have been much worse if i'd slept poorly, as i usually do. last night was a happy exception (a liquid 6 hours sleep)

>>33477466
>you almost guaranteed got off 2-3 times every time you had it
Impossible unless he spent an entire hour with a vibrator on my clit, and I had my eyes screwed shut thinking about depraved fantasies.
>would you want to have more of it?
No, because if I wanted orgasms I'd just masturbate. Now, if we had a fun, expansive, loving time in bed, without any pressure, and we both enjoyed doing similar things, then I'd want more of it.

>>33477478
M
IHOP, it was good.

>>33477368
>why shouldn't virgins be looked down on?
M. Because virginity isn't actually a real thing. It's a social construct.

>>33477490
>Impossible unless he spent an entire hour with a vibrator on my clit
this is why you don't fap yourself nerve dead, ladies and gentlemen

also, avoid endurance cycling

I feel kind of sick everyone I talk to sees me as an incomplete person because I don't have a boyfriend they call me names or just make subtle digs at me about it and it's so mean but they're right

>>33477478
F, the grocery store. Kind of a bummer, they didn't have any parmesan. ):

>>33477493
>also, avoid endurance cycling
How did you know?!

>>33477492
How come, isn't it an objective fact if someone hasn't had sex yet?

>>33477497
>How did you know
i read a study about it once and i tend to retain some useful bits

>>33477479
Touche
>>33477480
Lol based
>>33477494
They're not nice people
>>33477495
RIP I love parmesan
Hope they have it next time

>>33477494
smelly no boyfren femcel~
haha!
get a bf stinky

>>33477498
what if you forget about having sex? if you're drunk or something? or if it's been so long you forget what it's like? there are books i've read so long ago i remember almost nothing about them. i might as well have never read them.

>>33477502
>stinky
i would like a gf that doesn't wear deodorant or any fragrances, chick bo can be so hot

>>33477503
Just because you forget it doesn't mean that you haven't had that experience.

>>33477502
That's nice but no one asked.

>>33477508
yes it does

>>33477512

>>33477514
Ok, I don't remember being a baby. Does that mean that I was born when my memories start, around 3 years old? I skipped being a baby?

>>33477512
>>33477507
fuck, i look so stupid now because i replied to the wrong post

>>33477507
I had a gf that didn't wear deodorant, it was great

State gender.
Do you go on flea markets? When was the last time? Bought anything noteworthy?

>>33477512
i would put my face right up in there and take a nice deep breath, hang out for a bit

>>33477517
you might as well have been. if your memories of having had sex were as vague as your memories of being a baby would you consider yourself a seasoned fornicator?

I wish I was a girl's first kiss and first date. Is it impossible to get that? All you have now are serial dating sluts who can't pair-bond.

>>33477524
You can still manage that if you're brave enough

>>33477520
M, yeah I have before
Got some fun accessories and CDs and stuff
I have a couple of cat rings I got a while ago at a stall kek, all of the stuff was like cat themed it was dope

$80 is too expensive for base level quality jeans fuck inflation

>>33477524
Just look at your local schools bro and you will absolutely MOG the competition

>>33477523
No, I have been, because it happened. Other people saw me as a baby, there are pictures and recordings of me as a baby. And we all know that even if there was nobody there to see it, I must've been a baby.

We're not talking about being a seasoned fornicator or not. We're talking about being a virgin, that is, not having had sex. That has either happened, or not.

Women have you ever seen a good looking dick?

>>33477520
m
nein. those crowds make me vicious.

>>33477524
>who can't pair-bond.
Nobody likes you because you're a furry.

girls, would you hold it against a young guy in any way if you knew he was banging multiple cougars?

>>33477530
Not in person

I hate women. Simple as.

>>33477529
it might as well have happened to another person, is what i'm saying. the same can be true of sex.

>either happened, or not
if you're not renewing the meaning of past experience in terms of present experience, then it didn't happen to you.

>>33477527
Wrangler jeans are good and cheap and make your ass look better than Levis

>>33477539
I'm a girl

>>33477524
>I wish I was a girl's first kiss and first date.
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 24 and even I had been on a "date" in fourth grade
That's silly stuff. You should strive to be the first guy she really loves and stuff like that

>>33477540
see >>33477534

>>33477498
>How come, isn't it an objective fact if someone hasn't had sex yet?
Well, it's an objective fact if someone has never eaten toast, never played with Lego, never stroked a cat, never played chess, or never walked along a beach. Shall we invent special words for all those states too? Shall we assign massive religious and moral significance to them as well?

The other point to make is that when you "lose" the imaginary thing called virginity, most of the time, absolutely nothing happens. If you had a team of world-leading experts with state-of-the-art medical and diagnostic equipment, they couldn't reliably determine whether someone is a virgin or not. And the reason they couldn't is because THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE. Nothing changes in either the body or the mind as a result of this made-up thing supposedly disappearing. It's simply not a real thing. It's an invention.

>>33477527
Buy some from uniqlo they're like $50

>>33477542
Attention whore.

i remember things from 2 or 3 years old, but they're not any more resonant than certain scenes i dimly remember from films i saw when i was 5 or 6. without a solid sense of self to help you contextualize the meaning of your experience, it's all just impersonal stimuli.

>>33477538
>
it might as well have happened to another person, is what i'm saying. the same can be true of sex.

But it didn't, because that's not what happened. The rest is just trying to gaslight yourself.

>if you're not renewing the meaning of past experience in terms of present experience, then it didn't happen to you.

Doubtful. Let's say I used to play football as a kid. If years later I decided to play again, would I say that I've never played? No, I'd say that it's been so long and I barely remember, but it's a certainty that I played a long ago. Just because you don't remember things doesn't mean their existence is negated.

>>33477540
Oh, sorry for your loss then. I have no advice but it’s not like you should be wearing clothes in the first place other than light and flowy dresses that make you look ethereal

>>33477527
>jeans
Why wear something so uncomfortable,

>>33477520
M, I got an artichoke Niknak

>>33477527
I just get em second hand now (and then ruin them working kek)

>>33477554
>artichoke Niknak
A what now?

Girls, if your boyfriend texted you "I need to use you tonight" would that be hot or ick?

>>33477520
M
yeah though it's been a while, last time I bought a lamp

>>33477550
you're treating yourself as a collective, when you're not even an individual. the 'we' you think underlies your sense of self from babyhood onwards is a complete illusion. the infant you wouldn't understand the adult you. the adult you doesn't understand the baby you. they are simply not consistent entities.

>>33477543

>Well, it's an objective fact if someone has never eaten toast, never played with Lego, never stroked a cat, never played chess, or never walked along a beach. Shall we invent special words for all those states too? Shall we assign massive religious and moral significance to them as well?

Maybe we should, I bet some of them would be funny. Seriously now, I know this is subjective, but I think sex is such a common, personal and unique experience that I don't find unusual that it's on a different level than those experiences that you mentioned.

>The other point to make is that when you "lose" the imaginary thing called virginity, most of the time, absolutely nothing happens. If you had a team of world-leading experts with state-of-the-art medical and diagnostic equipment, they couldn't reliably determine whether someone is a virgin or not. And the reason they couldn't is because THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE. Nothing changes in either the body or the mind as a result of this made-up thing supposedly disappearing. It's simply not a real thing. It's an invention.

It's true that nothing changes in the body (inb4 the hymen), but I'm not sure that nothing changes in the mind. I'm assuming that most people get more confidence or see intimacy with other eyes at least.

>>33477556
This. It’s my pride and joy.

>>33477534
Yeah I'd hold it against him.
What are you doing with them cats, boy?

>>33477524
If you’re over 25, yeah. Congrats on being settled for as “the favourite”.

>>33477556
Found the pic. It welcomes my non-existent guests into my flat. This time, hopefully not sideways.

>>33477478
M
The job centre earlier today lol
Yeah it was nice thanks, I got to chat to the MILF again and she sent me some stuff
If I get a job tho bye mommy...
They should only hire ugly and mean people so that people are more motivated to get jobs jk

>>33477560
And I'd agree, if we were just talking about my consciousness. But my consciousness is not the world, what I perceive is not all that exists. Just because I didn't had a "self" when I was a baby doesn't mean that me at that time didn't exist.

>>33477557
Would, but I'd expect making out and humping foreplay.

>>33477562
That's a huge buttplug.

State gender
If you learned you only had a couple of months left to live, what would you do before you died?

>>33477575
M
Kill some people, try heroin and DMT, then kill myself

>>33477575
M
Drink, fuck, do drugs and go out in a kamikaze attack when all the politicians of my country are in a meeting.

i wasted the entire day thinking about sex is this what being a m*n is like

>>33477575
Thinkgen about fast....

>>33477575
Skydiving,
Rockymountain climbing
Bull riding

>>33477569
if you didn't have a self as a baby, what picked up the slack? you want to have your cake and eat it. you may retain a privileged sense of certain experiences, but does that make them yours forever? you don't think there can be a degradation in your relation to the experiences you think of as your own? is bruce willis an action star or a dementia patient?

>>33477575
M, probably just spend time with f a m and old friends desu, visit some nice places, watch animu ...

>>33477579
If someone has called you disgusting because of it, then yes.

>>33477573
It’s complimentary for guests.
>>33477575
Travel the world, go outside, try boiled marmot in Mongolia.

>>33477351
I also realise and acknowledge that statistically speaking, at my age things are unlikely to change. Whatever the reasons are to end up in this boat, they're not going to magically go anytime soon or ever. So I just accept the ship's prolly sailed, and focus on other nice things I can do in life, and think of the advantages at least

>>33477563
you ever see a lady who you can tell is at least in her 50s and maybe 60s, but she's objectively attractive? like super attractive face, excellent curves and proportions, probably a 10/10 when she was younger? well she wouldn't have anything to do with me when she was younger... but she's still hot when she's older if she takes care of herself so...

>>33477565
That is depressing. Do other guys who missed out on having a pure virgin gf just ignore that? How are they doing that? I couldn't love a slut.

>>33477587
I guess that's why you have none.

>>33477585
how do working men stay productive like this

>>33477591
That's a weird hangup.

Women
What would you do if you where walking down a street in London Town when a brown man started running full sprint coming towards you

>>33477583
I don't get what you're trying to say. I'm not saying that those experiences are mine, but it's undeniable that they happened. Maybe I don't remember falling down in the park when I was 2 years old, but people saw it happened, it was real.

I think there can be a degradation in your relation with your experiences, but again that doesn't make them disappear. Using your example, just because Bruce Willis doesn't remember, does he mean that he didn't make his movies? It doesn't matter that his relation to those experiences has weakened, that doesn't change the fact that I can watch the movie that he starred in. His past experiences are not gone.

>>33477595
I find if you take that drive and energy and start doing something else it goes there instead

>>33477591
I had a pure virgin gf and the hangups were fucking awful. Now? Idk, I’m just existing. I’m waiting to die so I don’t really care for relationships and the ilk anymore. For you? Bang hookers and lose that idealism for sex.

>>33477595
I was working and code and stuff for around 8h today in my free time.
It's because I was interested in it.
Still found the time to jerk off twice.

>>33477561
>I'm assuming that most people get more confidence or see intimacy with other eyes at least.
You assume wrong. It has no effect whatsoever.

>>33477595
Why do you think most resort to video games, alcohol, porn or sex, or whatever self destructive thing we can think of?

fat femcels, how fat are you and would you lose weight if you found a fit bf to coach you through it

>>33477592
I quite like my artichoke, thank you. I don’t like it THAT much. I think it makes then steins really “pop.”

>>33477595
Same with first anon I just channel the horny energy into being productive and doing stuff If I'm at work or whatever kek

>>33477591
my pure virgin gf mutated into a rampant whore that stabbed me in the back, it can happen at any time with almost anyone

but i stayed in touch with her for a while and she picked up great deepthroating skills

>>33477605
Could you elaborate? Sharing that kind of physical and emotional intimacy, unlike anything you have felt before for the first time changes nothing whatsoever?

>>33477600
I'd try moving out of the way probably.

>>33477397
Saaame. My bi ass loves femine guys and masculine women. Best of both worlds

>>33477602
>>33477604
>>33477611
i'm trying to work but i can't fucking concentrate

>>33477606
i don't have time for any of that i'm supposed to be busy

>Grass Wonder, the champion racehorse that inspired the Umamusume character, has died aged 30
How is horsefag anon holding up

Would you date a guy with boobs? Not moobs but like full on tits.

>>33477575
Take out the biggest loan I could and sign up for as many credit cards as I can

>>33477603
I had a virgin gf but she kissed guys before me and I didn't have the chance to take her flower, just fingered her and sucked her tits.
>>33477614
But it was pure for the moment. You'll always have that memory.

>>33477478
F. Gas station on the way home from work. Was as bland as Quick Trip gets.

>>33477620
sadge

>>33477520
F. Yes, I love thrifting. Best thing I bought was probably a vintage gold ring.

>>33477601
if your relation to having had sex (or any experience) has degraded to such a point that it no longer registers as anything more than a point of fact, then it ceased to have reference to self. it's indistinguishable from imagination.

>Bruce Willis doesn't remember, does he mean that he didn't make his movies?
the bruce willis who is an action star is a bruce willis that belongs strictly to other people at this point. the bruce willis who is a dementia patient is the only bruce willis that belongs to himself.

>>33477624
Ok how about growing up past being 13 mentally?

>>33477619
>i can't fucking concentrate
When I notice that, I just do whatever I feel like for a few minutes, like watch part of a Youtube video, chat here a bit and then go back to what I had been doing.

>>33477575
F. Travel to different countries and fuck my bf daily.

Why do men's underwear need such thick waistbands?

I shaved my arms

>>33477635
That was probably pointless and will lead to annoying stubble in 2-3 days.

>>33477635
Post arms

>>33477630
Are hookers and pornstars the most mature people?

>>33477607
I'm around 300. I'd be willing if I could find a guy who could find workouts my disabled ass could safely do. Currently just doing an extreme calorie deficit to lose weight so some acceleration would be nice.

>>33477629
>if your relation to having had sex (or any experience) has degraded to such a point that it no longer registers as anything more than a point of fact, then it ceased to have reference to self. it's indistinguishable from imagination.

If you don't try to gaslight/doublethink yourself, you can tell apart imagination from what really happened.

>the bruce willis who is an action star is a bruce willis that belongs strictly to other people at this point. the bruce willis who is a dementia patient is the only bruce willis that belongs to himself.

Doesn't change the fact that both of them existed. Bruce the action start is not indistinguishable from imagination, he occupied a place in space and time, and no matter the state of his mand, nothing can change that fact. Distinguishing between the actor and the dementia patient is redundant, they are both the same, they are both real. Just because the former turned into the latter doesn't mean that he's imagination.

>>33477607
NAG but changes to relative mate value are actually one of the major reasons why relationships fail. Becoming rich or famous, weight loss or plastic surgery, losing ones job or getting promoted, etc. - all of that makes people re-evaluate their relationships since the conditions are no longer the same as they were when they entered them. If you found a fat girlfriend (who is insecure about her weight!) and she became your girlfriend, coaching her to become thin might raise the likelihood of her leaving you, since she might now be able to find "better". Obviously people are not that cynical in their thinking, so few people would word it like that in their minds, but as they become of better prospects, there is a tendency to grow discontent with ones current partner. This applies to both men and women of course.

>>33477641
300 what? Calories a day?

>>33477600
Wait until he makes contact.

>>33477640
Nice false equivalence you fucking retard. Not my problem you’re gonna self cuck.

>>33477621
Yeah. I'm a bi woman and always joke that a mtf is my ideal partner. Dick and tits would be a huge win

>>33477635
Hot
>>33477634
So they don't stretch and break after drinking at the pub jk

>>33477478
M
I haven't left my house in a month

>>33477644
300 pounds.

Do NOT call me a nigga

>>33477647
That's what you implied, angry anon cuck.

>>33477641
NTA but why aren't you on ozempic yet? It seems very reasonable to at least use it to get to a point where you can safely work out.

>>33477653
Not at all, dumb fuck.

>>33477655
Yes, you did, dumb cunt.

>>33477478
M
I was at work. It was fine.

Would any nonas like to go fishing with an anon in about an hour?

>>33477654
I'm actually in the process of getting it approved by my insurance so the cost is mostly covered. Otherwise the out of pocket price is unaffordable for me

>>33477656
Ok then dysgenic freak good luck never having sex.

>>33477660
don't do it ozempic is terrible for you

>>33477661
Keep being a fucking retard, you're very good at it.

gf has a male friend she has known for almost 20 years and they message each other multiple times a week. Red flag?

>>33477659
I dont fish in the dark with strangers despite how fun the song makes it sound

>>33477664
Maybe, maybe not. Any other signal or hint?

>>33477650
Hop in we’re going on a ride

>>33477619
Maybe put the phone away

>>33477664
I would have said no until recently. I have a male friend I've had for 15 years and he told me last year he had feelings and wanted to date. I spent over a decade thinking he was just a solid, reliable friend just to find out he had ulterior motives

>>33477668
yay where are we going?

>>33477665
What if the stranger was (allegedly) cute and it’s only 5:30pm?

>>33477668
>>33477672

>>33477659
I'm busy today but think about me while you're out there

>>33477672
Where do you want to go today?

Body count isn't really a deterrent for me unless they fucked the whole town or something

>>33477672
Bumfuckersville.

>>33477671
RIP
playing devil's advocate, he could've only caught feelings then
>>33477659
Sorry but pass
I can just play Sega Bass Fishing on Steam
>>33477652
OK, "a nigga"

>>33477674
There would have to be booze involved. I find fishing dreadfully boring

State gender, your date pulls up to the date wearing these bad boys, how do u react?

>>33477677
hmm I just want to go to a forest and live there forever I want to get away from hell city

a day without people psychopathically slamming doors would be nice.

>>33477678
Wouldn't you worry about being compared?

>>33477685
Wear earplugs bro

>>33477688
i do. it's the vibrations too.

>>33477681
>playing devil's advocate, he could've only caught feelings then
He admitted to having feelings for a long time, but never bringing them up since I was always in a relationship. But he became poly last year and was hoping he could convince me to try it. I was/am in a long term monogamous relationship so it got shot down hard and fast. It kind of killed our friendship as I find it super awkward to be around him solo now

>>33477684
But anon, hell is wherever YOU are.

>>33477689
This anon gets it. I loathe loud neighbors

>>33477660
That's great! Don't listen to >>33477662. Ozempic is absolutely save and probably your best option for weight loss. The problem is obviously that in order to maintain your weight, you'd have to keep taking it, so accompanying it with workout/sports is a good idea, but in order to do that you'd have to get to a level where you can safely perform first. I wish you the best of luck.

>>33477693
that's unnecessarily mean :(

>>33477683
F. Probably laugh in good humor. I used to be super into the show as a kid. I play mtg now, so I can't hate on someone for liking a card game

>>33477687
Maybe, but I'm open to being shown the ropes

>>33477676
Will do o7
>>33477681
>I can just play Sega Bass Fishing on Steam
Based but irl fishing is so much fun
>>33477682
Oh believe me… there’s booze involved, and I got a nice place to tuck away in and hide from anyone else that might be near the river

>>33477684
>>33477685
Careful the bugs are swarming this time of year. Do you wish for Lyme disease, malaria, or encephalitis?

>>33477687
NTA
That's usually what tradcucks are afraid of because of their own insecurity.
Imagine if you only ever worked at job positions where you are the first employee.

>>33477698
Wish I could trust an experienced person to do that rather than judge me.

>>33477696
Who did it?

>>33477685
Iktf though. I hate living in a shared house but can't afford to live alone
>>33477689
): what sort of earplugs? does it wake you up when you're sleeping?
I remember I had this in dorms with the fire doors that slammed but kinda got used to it (I always closed doors gently tho cause common sense). But one of my flatmates raged in the chat one night kek and people got better with it

>>33477695
Thanks! I didn't plan on listening to a rando over my doctor. I've spent a lot of time researching and discussing options with professionals so I'm pretty confident in my choice. I gotta get this weight off and being insulin resistant has been a sturggle

>>33477700
oh damn you're right! you know what It's a risk I'm willing to take I crave nature!
>>33477707
he >>33477693 did it!

>>33477691
>admitted to having feelings for a long time
> became poly last year and was hoping he could convince me to try it
bleh okay yeah nvm he sounds like a wrongun
>I find it super awkward to be around him solo now
I would too tbf

>>33477699
>irl fishing is so much fun
Is it
Maybe I was doing it wrong

>>33477697
What decks u got? How much u spend?

>>33477709
just standard heavy duty ones. they block out all frequencies equally, unlike autism earplugs, but it's still not enough.

>>33477278 (OP)
I know it's meant to be the opposite gender but:
Ladies
I'm a cis female (no trannies pls) and I desperately want to eat a girl out and make her cum. How do i achieve this? I'm afraid of coming off as a loser (which I am) but idk how to meet non-normie girls especially who would let me be a horny service top for them

>>33477719
>block out all frequencies equally, unlike autism earplugs
???

>>33477700
i grew up in the country with no ill effects. it's the only place you can feel even a semblance of freedom. i'm moving back one way or another.

>>33477719
ah k yeah I also use those
sounds sucky
all I can really advice is trying to politely ask your roommates then if they can close doors gently at night as it wakes you or whatever
I agree it's super dumb and inconsiderate desu
my current housemates do it too kek but I sleep through
>>33477721
surely there must be some lesbian dating/hookup app, or clubs... maybe go to a gay club with a lesbian crowd kek

I have a super autistic cousin and my family always negs him and ruins his mood even though they know he's easily upset by everything. And they think they aren't autistic

Your gf gets swarmed by the bees while apple picking. You still going through with the rest of the annual fall festivities?

>>33477724
a lot of the lifestyle earplugs for autism / sensory issues don't block so much on the middle frequencies so you can still hear people's voices clearly and carry on conversations.

>>33477726
i don't know any women i moved to a new area and would never go to a bar especially by myself
i'm scared of normie apps is it possible to just get a 4chan gf

>>33477725
You don’t mean the same spot right?

>>33477715
The worst part is -while I feel like an ass for paying this- it would be seriously dating down for me too. I'm a college graduate with a good job and mid looking. He works a dead end job and looks like he has an overlapping family tree with an IQ to match. I've never once had an ounce of romantic feelings towards him. And I refuse to be a settler. I've (somehow) always dated up in my opinion and found great partners.

>>33477728
I'll sit down next to her and tenderly care for her.

>>33477728
I'm killing all the bees for hurting my beloved

>>33477728
I'll pet all of the bees

>>33477729
Where the hell was this when I was a kid

>>33477728
depends if she was hurt and is shooketh or not
I'd want her to beee alright
>>33477727
I mean they could just be assholes
>>33477730
>is it possible to just get a 4chan gf
idk maybe see on /soc/ if there are any kinky lesbians in your area kek
>>33477733
lol that's totally fair, I say that as a dumb dead end wagie myself

>>33477728
*unzips costume, reveals a queen bee (male) under it*

>>33477726
>sleep through it
i am so insanely keyed in to the slightest disturbance in my environment i can't sleep through anything. i keep a super loud fan right blowing on high about a foot from my head at night but i still will wake if i hear a door shut. i accept that some of the problem is me. that's why i need to get away.

Women would you date a man?

>>33477727
>they think they aren't autistic
Traits like that run in families, so it's not surprising that they fail to empathise. There is a flavour of autistic person who does not recognise how autistic they are, combining it with high conscientiousness and low neuroticism, best described as "dense". In my personal experience, a lot of mechanical engineering guys are like that. They can come across as dull and rude yet unfazed by negative reactions, which they hardly even process, so they don't realise how odd they are compared to neurotypicals.

>>33477741

>>33477731
pretty much. is that a bad thing?
>>33477738
people just didn't know or care back then, sad

>>33477736
FUCK THAT SHOW!!!!!

>>33477745
I feel like I have read this before somewhere.
But I genuinely can't remember if it was an anon here or a friend in real life.

women do you support child labour?

>>33477624
She wasn't a virgin in any meaningful sense, and you're a selfish degenerate for expecting sex while also getting butthurt that women do exactly the same thing for others.

>>33477745
that's rough ): I'm also a light sleeper (so used earplugs for many years) but luckily not that bad
I hope you can speak to/message them and they can be more considerate, and you can move out soonish
it's 1am and my roommates are also being loud and slamming doors, fair enough it's friday night but still >_>

>>33477750
My sister knew.
She would scream right near my ear when she wanted attention

>>33477746
Yes. But first I must sleep.

>>33477751
Why? as a long time Castlevania fan, i liked it. Haven't watch the new one with Richter tho

>>33477760
Would you really though? I am sceptical.

>>33477760
>But first I must sleep
What if a perfect bf comes knocking on your door right after you fall into deep sleep?

>>33477752
i've had cause to bring it up here a few times before. i think there was something else too who had the same problem.
>>33477755
nice of you to say

I found a big spider

>>33477718
I play budget commander. I try to stay $100 or less. My favorites have been Rin and Seri, Bello, and Omnath gruul. Omnath is by far the weakest, but I learned how to play with him so it's special.

>>33477664
Castrate him to ensure your safety

Kill myself?

>>33477759
the hellion. i hope you got back at her, or plan on doing so

>>33477766
have sex with it

>>33477746
yes please

>>33477478
M
Got a trim. It turned out alright

>>33477766
what species? find it out for us please.

>>33477766
Fuck off.

Quints for cute blonde (and other hair colours) summer girls!!!

>>33477769
No. Have sex instead

>>33477778
Fail. You have to cut off your penis now, QT

>>33477765
Do you have issues with sleeping in general?

>>33477779
Sounds horrible.

>>33477777
STUPID NORMIE DOGFUCKER STOLE MY GET BY ONE SECOND AGAIN >>33477777
>>33477782
>cut off your penis now
keep those scissors away from me
>>33477779
>Have sex instead
need tutorial

>>33477761
precisely because I'm a huge castlevania fan (as in I've played all of them) is the reason I hate it I'll admit that season 1 and 2 were great but the rest was awful and the dialogue was so bad at times and I don't like isaac's redesign NO not because he's black but because he looks so generic

>>33477783
very much so. nothing about it's easy for me.

>>33477775
Might be a dark fishing spider

>>33477671
The fact that he likes you romantically does not mean that he does not also appreciate your company and friendship. The fact that he has been a reliable friend for 15 years is proof of that. No man would bother being a close friend to a woman he just cares about at a physical level.

>>33477767
Mtg isnt Magic the Gathering? Why do I not know those names?
>>33477770
When we were kids according to my parents when she did that it was the only time we ever fought.
I would sock her in the bicep pretty weak and then each subsequent time i would raise the strength a bit assuming that eventually she would get the message

>Try to kill a mosquito by clapping
>Completely miss my own hands
Women would you date a man with terrible hand-eye coordination?

>>33477790
it might be. maybe try getting a closer picture.

>>33477789
I see, then I won't dig any further and just say I'm still wishing you only the best.

For men,
What are good fun songs for women to sing at karaoke? I have to go to a karaoke birthday party with the guy I am dating and need to be prepared in case I get drunk enough that I want to sing

>>33477764
Anon I can’t answer the door at the moment.

>>33477792
>Mtg isnt Magic the Gathering?
It is

>>33477766
is bro outside at least
>>33477771
based spiderfucker
>>33477789
): praying for ur sleep
>>33477790
I'm def not going fishing now
>>33477791
it's still pretty shitty of him to keep it a secret, confess, then try to convince her to do polyshit, while she has a longterm bf

>>33477797
A guy either doesn't give a shit about karaoke, or wants to try almost every song at karaoke.

>>33477794
Are you gonna miss my clit too

>>33477797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CChE4tjJiE

>>33477791
I'm sure he does. But I want to keep a clear boundary in place. I'm just second guessing every nice thing he's done and gifts I've gotten

>>33477797
Watch Lost in translation.

you guys gotta stop switching threads on me, man

>>33476759
>Would you wear it out and about kek
oh fuck yea, my introduction to kigus came from me and the boys staying at a casino hotel in vegas. i walked around the casino floor exclusively in my raccoon pajamas lmfao. the only time i've had a girl openly complement me was waiting in line to get drunk at a some bar on the floor, great fuckin times

>>33477799
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK open up pleeeeease it's cold outside!!!!

>>33477797
2010s white girl music
>Don't stop, make it pop
>DJ, blow my speakers up

>>33477797
I have no idea, whatever you want and they're willing to play lol
I'm guessing it'll mostly be pretty normie songs that people are doing
ABBA, Aqua, Britney, Shakira, Kylie, A-ha, Chic, Shania Twain, Backstreet Boys, Celine Dion, Rick Astley lol

>>33477809
You're not wrong, but it's probably a mixture of both.

>>33477802
>it's still pretty shitty of him to keep it a secret, confess, then try to convince her to do polyshit, while she has a longterm bf
I have no idea what you're talking about. I was responding to >>33477671 where it didn't say anything about any of that - unless I've missed something in the conversation.

>>33477804
if you ask me to smack it with my hand, probably

>>33477811
>walked around the casino floor exclusively in my raccoon pajamas lmfao. the only time i've had a girl openly complement me was waiting in line to get drunk at a some bar on the floor, great fuckin times
chad moment lol, I'm sure you were killing it
>>33477813
lol last karaoke night we played some Kesha

Are there any actual femcels here or is it all fakecel hoes

>>33477812
Anon my grandmother is staying over while we wait for her to recover from her fall.

>>33477801
Which one of those names you said is green?

>>33477802
thanks. a very devout christian friend i had once told me he prayed for me to be able to sleep better. it was one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me. yours is up there too.
>>33477796
thank you. it's very nice to hear someone say.

>>33477817
>I have no idea what you're talking about
she elaborated here: >>33477691
>>33477820
def, tho not as many as places like CC

>>33477820
The only fakecel here is you.

>>33477820
yes !

(im an 11'4 man)

Women is hand/finger in mouth play something you find desirable?

>>33477821
she's recovering from her fall but idk if I can recover from falling for you uwu
srsly though hope gramma gets back on her feet soon
>>33477823
>one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me. yours is up there too
that's very sweet but I worry what your other friends and acquaintances are like if that's actually one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to you in your entire life

>>33477824
>she elaborated here
I see, I must have missed that.

>>33477809
Nevermind my reply. I didn't see >>33477691, which seems really redflag behaviour so you're right keeping a distance.

>>33477825
How?

>>33477822
All of theme have green and red. Rin and Seri has white as well

>>33477810
So you think I should sing brass in pocket?

>>33477670
i haven't touched my phone in several hours

>>33477821
sorry to bother you :(

>>33477832
Greentists are the worst

>>33477837
Nah. Blue is the worst by far. I won't touch it

>>33477821
Did she have life alert?

>>33477839
Yeah because blue requires using your brain. Greentists will flip the table if you play a counterspell or murder their 18/18 with no protection. Wholesome

>>33477832
So who is Rin? Are these hero cards? I've been out the game like 15 years

>>33477828
>I worry what your other friends are like
it was so nice because it came out of nowhere and it was obviously sincere. here was a guy who was communing one on one with what he considered the source of all goodness and power in the world trying to help bring me some peace. it meant more to me than any compliment i've ever got

>>33477821
How bad was it?

M
people have said that I look like my mom, is that a good thing or a bad thing? does it mean my face looks femenine? is that a problem?

>>33477840
No. It happened at an Airbnb

>>33477848
it's a good thing if your mom's good-looking

>>33477848
if it weren't a problem you wouldn't be here asking this question

>>33477813
I do love kesha
>>33477814
These are all good. Hopefully I won't want to sing

>>33477832
based Gruul enjoyer

>>33477848
People say the same to me. I take it as a well intentioned insult.

>>33477767
Based girl gruul player. I want your grool.

>>33477848
>people have said that I look like my mom
depends if your mom was/is hot

>>33477852
>Hopefully I won't want to sing
lol, if it's a karaoke party you gotta sing a few songs with people c'mon...
>>33477845
aw well I just feel for you cause I know sleep issues suck and shared living situations can be frustrating sometimes
but yeah prayer dude sounds like a real one, nice that he did that for you

>>33477842
Had to check with the bf on what that is. I'm a newer player. He said he was a core set 2021.

>>33477850
hmm I'm not sure actually, I don't think she is
>>33477851
well I'm not sure I'm very autistic so I never know what people mean
>>33477854
yeah it's best to assume it's an insult >>33477857
it's my mom, I don't think she is

I miss this Taylor Swift. I used to have a crush on her back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw

>>33477795
I think this as good as I can get.
>>33477802
Yeah it’s outside.

>>33477827
For me not really unless I'm REALLY aroused, it's just the saliva and stuff y'know.

>>33477864
Flashbang it.
Put your camera near it and tap the screen so it does the focus thing.
This sends an invisible lazer from your phone that makes the spider flinch.
It sounds fake but its real, please do it.

>>33477864
>>33477861
>it's my mom, I don't think she is
I'll be the judge of that jk
anyway I doubt it's an insult, sometimes people just take more after one parent or have a simialr look/eyes or whatever and people comment on it
>>33477862
>I miss Taylor Swift
did she die or something

>>33477862
Go park your car outside the local high school, there are hundreds of teen girls there just waiting for you to fap to them.

Absolutely lost. Have been for the past 5 years. I am finished. I have nobody to blame. It was all me.

>>33477795
Here it is not sideways.

foidtogans want ONE THING

>>33477864
this is terrifying
where do you live?
>>33477871
>there are hundreds of teen girls there just waiting for you to fap to them
I'm sure they are looking forward to a neckbeard 4chan lolicon coomer to jerk off to them, yes
>>33477872
): just as you sank, you can ascend
>>33477874
where is my black baddie gf

>>33477870
>did she die or something
No, she just turned into the other girl (antagonist) from this music video

>>33477871
> teen girls
She was 20 here...

>>33477874
god I need this in my life

>>33477877
>She was 20 here...
Playing a teen.

>>33477874
>ofc its a white guy

>>33477870
I don't see why people think that I'd like to hear that I look like my mother.

>>33477873
dark fishing spider, i think you're right

>>33477872
Same. Any plan?

>>33477876
Rural southern US. I’d say it’s not too bad as long as it doesn’t get inside the house.

>>33477883
I mean if they think she's pretty or whatever then I'll take that as a compliment but I'm not sure honestly

>>33477873
kill it

do men hand wash their dishes or only run the dishwasher?

>>33477888
No I don’t wanna mess with it

>>33477890
I grew up doing them by hand

>>33477885
Yeah. I'll start by going back to uni.

>>33477883
people have said i looked like juliette binoche and i took that as a compliment (i'm a guy). it's only an insult if the person you're being compared to is unattractive.

>>33477890
If I can I prefer to run the dishwasher.

>>33477616
There are so many incorrect assumptions in this question, I genuinely don't know where to begin.

>>33477890
I have no dishwasher but if I did Id use it for all but certain pots and pans

>>33477890
Dont have a dishwater. Washing dishes really isn't the worse chore.

>>33477890
I don't have a dishwasher and I like doing the dishes

>>33477888
fuck that. spiders aren't doing anyone any harm. let them all be.

>>33477881
idk I'm black and I posted it. I wasn't even thinking about the interracial part. Maybe spend less time on /pol/

Real women are back

>>33477873
Ahhhh these should be censored
>>33477859
No I like to watch lolll too embarrassing for me to get up there

>>33477901
>I'm black
how did you solve the captcha?

>>33477900
they scare me they might give me a heart attack one day

>>33477905
I'm black, not a robot

Can you write in cursive?

>>33477890
The dishwasher is more efficient and if I had a family then I would run the dishwasher.
But since I am all alone I wash all my dishes by hand.

>>33477906
poor diet and the stress of the rat race are far more likely to bring that about. spiders just want to build their nests and webs and ennoble the world with their dark beauty.

>>33477883
>I don't see why people think that I'd like to hear that I look like my mother
why is your mom ugly or something
don't be mean about your momma
>>33477886
damn, keep that shit out bro
>>33477893
gl with school anon
maybe I'll go back someday... if I can ever afford it...

I think one of my maids has been stealing my underwear. What could she possibly want with it?

>>33477904
>Ahhhh these should be censored
fr I can't enlarge this without my heart jumping lol
>too embarrassing for me to get up there
aw I'm sure you'd be good
>>33477910
wtf is that
>>33477890
I do both. I load the dishwasher with what I can and is appropriate, then wash the rest by hand

>>33477918
are you a man or a woman? do you live with anyone else?

>>33477911
i'm just yanking your chain.
>Can you write in cursive?
not anymore, no. i can't write legibly at all. it's frightening tracking the degeneration of my penmanship over the years.

>>33477890
Mostly unless it’s I decide to wash when there’s not many.

I hate women.

>>33477904
>Ahhhh these should be censored
fr I can't enlarge this without my heart jumping lol
>too embarrassing for me to get up there
aw I'm sure you'd be good
but also karaoke isn't supposed to be good kek
>>33477910
wtf is that
>>33477890
I do both. I load the dishwasher with what I can and is appropriate, then wash the rest by hand

>>33477915
Aint gonna let no one "ennoble" me sister

Amy Lee is such a mommy

>>33477918
probably some weird religious thing. you know how the help can be.

>>33477924
Good day, I hate women poster.

>>33477927
diD yOu kNoW, that the song "Call Me When You're Sober", is about the lead singer of Seether, Shaun Morgan? They dated and apparently he was a drunk.
He also watched his brother kill himself in front of him.

>>33477797
HERE THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTERRRRRRRR OH YEAH

>>33477935
Seether comes up on my pandora but never heard em once on the radio

>>33477928
>you know how the help can be
lmfao
>>33477935
>watched his brother kill himself in front of him
fuck that's dark
>seether
no wonder he was seething ig

>>33477935
I did not know this, no. I think she's hot but honestly i only know like 4 or 5 Evanescence songs lmao
>He also watched his brother kill himself in front of him
Thats sad

>>33477921
Man. I live with a couple of maids and butlers. The manor left to me by my grandmother needs workers and most of them sleep here. So far three of my favourite pieces of underwear have gone missing and I suspect this girl that I heard the other maids gossip about.

>>33477939
pandora still exists?

I am fishing now. I managed to catch a crappie in the first 10minutes. Foids, does my provider aura turn you on?

>>33477945
Some kid called it boomer spotify and I was just like "fair".
I'm getting grey in my beard after all

>>33477949
Couple more and you'll have enough for a fish stick, he he

It’s over

ITS THREE IN THE MORNING STOP LAUGHING YOU CUNTS STOP STOO I HATE TEENAGERS I HATE TEENAGER I FUCKING DESPISE TEENAGERS I HATE THEM

It's begun

>>33477953
they are laughing at you

>>33477953
wear earplugs breh
it is friday night bro

>Sext a girl a bunch
>Bust like 20 nuts to her
>She sends me a text saying she's a succubus
>Immediately feel the desire to respond that my heart belongs to Jesus Christ and succubi will never have my soul.

I'm actually autistic aren't I? Or is this the correct response? I may be a gooner, and a hypocrite, and a sinner, but Christ is my savior and I don't want to belittle that even in sexy time chatting...

Anyone else here telepathic

>>33477953
Shouldnt you expect that in eastern yurp?

>>33477951
Yeah probably lol, no bass so far :/

Why are men sooo gross sometimes?

Like tonight my flatmates brother told me he was going to wait up for me in case I came home drunk and desperate
He also saw me in my pjs and asked if I always dress so sexy or if this was for him
And this is all after him hearing me talk about this guy I am dating

>>33477962
Kill him

>>33477960
The neighbourhood wasn't always like this.

>>33477962
gross, a lot of people have no self awareness

>>33477958
bruh if you're already sexting and busting nuts to her you may as well let her drain your balls IRL
Jesus would love you for it
>>33477962
nah that's actually mad lol, sorry he's being a creep
how often is he round

>>33477955
Can you not

>>33477959
you know damn well i'm not

It's just getting started

>>33477958
Marry and cum inside her, it's the only way.

It's just getting started

>>33477969
>Can you nut
sure thing

>>33477971
>>33477973
Please stop

Nothing's getting started, it's been over since the beginning.

>>33477968
She said she fantasizes about taking my virginity and making me never forget every hole she has and that she'll straight up suck my soul out of my cock.

Like what if I'm dealing with an actual succubus? I need Jesus to protect me from evil spirits. I guess I already have the holy spirit so I'm somewhat safe. But I feel like if I do that I'd be crossing a boundary. Sexting and fapping is one thing, but meeting up with a girl and like, basically just going to town on her every hole as a virgin seems like it might be a mistake.

Especially if she's actually a succubus.

>>33477978
you should marry her but fuck her first

>>33477978
Lol, send her contact info.

There are larva eggs inside on my head. They will burst open soon snd hopefully it kills me

>>33477963
Ok I am so happy you suggested this because I was thinking of it!
>>33477968
Such a creep! Not often at all, just visiting right now
>>33477966
It really is shocking how uncommon it is

>>33477974

>>33477966
everyone's lacking self-awareness about something

>>33477939
It's really good. I like them a lot, even if they are part of the "cringe post-grunge, dadrock" wave.
>>33477941
>fuck that's dark
>>33477942
>Thats sad
Yeh, the guy (the brother) called him (Shaun) over into a room, and as soom as he opened the door, the guy ran and jumped out of the window, falling to his death.

Women would you date a man who unironically had a crush on Bozzy when he was a kid?

>>33477990
Boxxy* lol

m or f
what does confidence look like in a man?
what does confidence look like in a woman?

>>33477980
I don't want you to lose your soul too anon. Its too important.

Even though she said she'd curl her tongue into a cum funnel and swallow literally everything I have. Why do girls always want to make men choose between sex and Jesus?

>>33477982
>Not often at all, just visiting right now
Ah that's not too bad then
Hopefully he doesn't say any more weird shit to you lol
>>33477978
>she fantasizes about taking my virginity and making me never forget every hole she has and that she'll straight up suck my soul out of my cock
Marry her
I'm serious

>>33477997
Jesus would want you to fuck her man

>>33477997
I already lost my soul, and I didn't need anything demonic to do so.

M or F,
Would you rather feel pain than nothing at all?

>>33477944
Do you smell nice?

>>33477998
>Marry Her
Are you a male or female giving this advice? Can you clarify why? I'm not opposed at all really, I mean I really like her so far and she makes my dick fucking diamonds, but I'm interested to hear your viewpoint.

>>33478000
Explain further.

>>33478001
Fuck off, she's mine.

>>33478007
Because Jesus is your friend and a friend would want you to fuck her

>>33478003
M, sometimes I get like this
>>33478007
>Can you clarify why?
Well I was semi joking but
>I mean I really like her so far and she makes my dick fucking diamonds
You should at least date and have sex with her

I hate sex havers so much, it's unreal.

>>33477992
Based lol
I have the same question but for Jenna Marbles and Laina (Overly Attached Girlfriend) lmao

>>33478013
I don't hate them but I just #can'trelate
Same with most normie things in general though, sex is just one of many

Femanons out getting railed by their 6'8" tall, 7" dick, white, blue eyed, finance bro, bf right now?

I’m cashing in

>>33478013
I don't really hate them, just resent and envy them.

>>33478018
No
I am trying to sober up up and playing map quizzes before bed
>>33478003
F
Only pain all of the time? No thank you

Remember me blogging about that cashier who starts smalltalk with me often?

Well today it happened again and i asked her ig. Handed her my phone and she added herself on it.

I checked her profile, has like 4 posts, of which in some shes singing in a band!!
Which i find extremely cute.

There is a pic of her with some dude but its not obvious if its her bf or anything.

What now...

sexhavers should not be having premarital sex

i know it seems all good and i want it too sometimes

but it's no bueno

Average woman could fix the wound in anons soul...

>>33478018
They're not their committed bfs, they're FWBs who are going to see their other gfs after they're done.

>>33477651
Now she's probably a real titty monster, don't forget, boys. Be nice.

>>33478024
Give me reasons why I shouldn't that aren't religious or based on you being upset that there are people having sex when you aren't.

>>33478023
>What now...
You send a message saying "hey" and then ask her about the band and the kind of music they make and let the convo flow. Doubt that she would give her instagram if she had a bf.

>>33478031
Yeah ive sent her "wow you sing too?! Thats so cool!"

Lets see if she replies tomorrow
Surely shes just busy :clown_emote:

>>33478023
Ask her out

>>33478022
Did you go clubbing or some or just to a bar
>>33478024
Who cares kek life's too short
>>33478029
Flat as a pancake or fat as a stack of em

>>33478023
If she's willing to engage in smalltalk and add herself on your phone she's obviously interested, boyfriend or not. Now it's your turn to get to know her better, see whether you're actually compatible and how that guy relates to her. But even if he turns out to be her boyfriend, relationship status is subject to change, so who knows what will happen in the future.

>>33478030
diseases. protection isn't perfect.

also it has helped damaged social dynamics to the point where every nation that has adopted feminism has plummeting, unsustainable birthrates forcing that nation to import people from feminism free nations

this opens up those countries to whatever invader culture is able to invade and breed them out and set up their own laws, it's not a sustainable way of being for a society

>>33477970
Not even a little bit?

>>33478033
How do people even ask eachother out in 2025

"Bla bla bla conversation"
"Hey would you like to check out this place with me?"

>>33478032
I am a khhv and have never asked a woman for her contact irl, in my entire life.

>>33478038
yes? how else would you do it

>>33478034
A bar that had a dance floor

>>33478037
>The green colored xhey/xhem wrote after facing her daily battle of not having a mental breakdown before gulping down a fistfull of SSRIs

>>33478022
>I am trying to sober up up
Why are you such an alcoholic?

>>33478036
NTA but diseases aren't rampant and in control and birthrates are plummeting even in fairly conservative societies like Iran or India. In fact, the people who come from the third world to places like Europe tend to not maintain their high fertility, in particular considering they're mostly male and don't have great marriage prospects.

>>33478039
Im a one too and here we are, me contacting a solid 9/10 looking girl after asking for her ig in person

Maybe women do really like ugly fat bastards afterall...

>>33478018
>>33478027 almost has it right. I dated a guy who met the stereotypes and he cheated on me. Found myself a very mid and all around average guy who treats me like a queen after

>>33478040
>how else would you do it
Say you're ugly and that girls don't like you, and ask for a pity date.
If she refuses, tell her that she's a whore and to kill herself.

>>33478044
I'm not I just went out with some friends
God forbid a girl wanna have fun

>>33478036
What if I'm only have sex with one person?

>>33478046
>me contacting a solid 9/10 looking girl after asking for her ig in person
Dangerously based Chad behavior.

>>33478013
To be fair anon above is literally a self proclaimed virgin. How can you be a sex haver and be a virgin?

>>33478043
I was already sold on lions

>>33478029
Man I wish! I'm disproportionate and all thighs and ass instead. I'm a D cup, but a larger size would really balance me out

>>33478045
While ive read it too, that yes itd a worldwide phenomenon that people just have less kids, the shitskins from syria or whatever will have 10 kids of which they take care of none properly, and just speed up collapse of system

But i heard thats intended by (((them)))

>>33477989
Seether isnt dad rock, ACDC is

>>33478049
>God forbid a girl wanna have fun
r/letgirlshavefun poster spotted

>>33478045
>the people who come from the third world to places like Europe tend to not maintain their high fertility
on average fertility will be elevated for several generations, deceasing every generation following the first

>>33478048
If she says no then you beg her but try just asking her

>>33478056
You're old, anon. I'm sorry to tell you.

>>33478055
NTA
Could you explain why Jews would want more Muslims in the world given that Muslims are the most anti-Jewish people on the planet? Doesn't make much sense to me.

>>33478050
just get married

>>33478057
I was quoting that central cee song

>>33478044
It's Friday night breh
>>33478041
Nice one, hope it was fun
>>33478038
Pretty much but normally I'd just suggest drinks or coffee or something
>>33478039
>never asked a woman for her contact irl, in my entire life
There's a first time for everything but it's not that bad
>>33478046
Ganbatte gymbro
Anyways I'm going bed

>>33477990
Yeah.
Rawr.

are high cheekbones attractive in a man?

>>33478062
I don't want to.

>>33478061
No, he can't. But please don't go into this shit. I'm so tired of it...
Nta ofc

>>33478065
>Rawr
I came

>>33478061
>Could you explain why
https://rumble.com/v4lpvmu-a-celebration-of-the-jewish-people.html?e9s=src_v1_s%2Csrc_v1_s_m

>>33478061
Have you met Germans

>>33478069
>No, he can't.
oh but i can

Women should a man bury the light deep within?
What if he was cast a side with no coming home?

>>33478054
>All thighs and ass
I accept you

Still remembering the time I got a baddie's number in the club after talking a while but then the next day she replied like "sorry who dis again?"

I would fight a war I believed in

>>33478047
>I dated a guy who met the stereotypes
How did you get with him in the first place?

>>33478071
>A video that doesn't play
>>33478073
What?
>>33478074
>A random paper from a random college professor that no one gives a shit about
I'm pretty disappointed with these answers so far.

>>33478047
>gets pumped and dumped by chad
>settles for "mid" beta buxx
many such cases

>>33478077
>"tee-hee I'm such an anti-social introvert"
>constantly at clubs and pubs and talking to every woman he sees at these clubs and pubs
>"tee-hee the ladies love me in the moment"
>in the moment means when they're drunk or on drugs
>"Anyways I'm going bed"
>still here
Most dishonest poster ITT.

>>33478061
They can control the shitslimes easier, they have been doing it for a while now

Lets, for a second, visualize that entire North america and europe is muslim
They will fight between eachother and bomb eachother, because muzzies fend to do that, considering their hadiths have different "tiers" of imprtance and they cant even agree on that. and have their terrible disorganized societies, and ruin whatever we had going on for 100 years or so.

In meantime jewjitsus will enjoy the global control under.guise of islam

Wait till you find out who funded hamas and isis

>>33478082
>>A video that doesn't play
plays for me

>>33478082
pic related is the most succinct explanation, but replace black people with muslims

>>33478054
Damn. Are you white or a nubian queen?

>>33478088
>Da Jews funded hamas and isis
Why would they fund the groups that hate them the most? What's the logic in that? And if the Jews have been controlling the Muslims, they sure have been doing a shit job at it given the fact that the average normie supports Palestinians.

im going to cancel femanon on twitter

>>33478088
>They will fight between eachother and bomb eachother, because muzzies fend to do that
Yeah! As opposed to Europeans, who lived in harmony with each other across history!
Seriously, stop being fucking retarded.
There is no much more wrong with your post, but that clear contradiction should be enough for you to stop your dumbass train of thought, it won't, ofc. But I want you to know that here is when you should have admitted that you are wrong, and not seethe about it 100 posts later, as we're about to see.
>>33478074
No, you can't.

>>33478093
Not discussing this on IDF infested 4chan, shlomo

>>33478093
>What's the logic in that?
to delegitimize the idea of a two state system and kick off false flags to control policy and narrative, it's their schtick

an ex likud party member has gone on the record about it

>>33478086
Bro the post wasn't that deep lol
>I'm such an anti-social introvert
I am kek, this was years ago on a club night which was pretty much my only social outlet at the time. iirc I only got talking to her cause she asked for a cigarette/lighter
>constantly at clubs and pubs and talking to every woman he sees at these clubs and pubs
I only really go out with my housemates or more recently a friend, I push myself to else I'd just never leave the house. When I do I rarely talk to strangers. With my ex they basically had to force me to talk to her (because in their words, I have no rizz kek) and then exchange numbers
>when they're drunk or on drugs
Yeah the baddie said she was really drunk so didn't remember much from the previous night kek. Feelsbadman
>still here
I'm lying in bed rn but yeah should close the phone
Latersss <3

>>33478097
Jokes on you, I don't have a Twitter.

Have you ever masturbated?

>>33478098
Europeans fought eachother for resources and power, and created crucible of most developed and technologically advanced culture in history of mankind.
Meanwhile shitslimes are still raping goats and underage kids for sport

>>33478099
>The IDF controls 4chan, which has /pol/
Okay, you're delusional.
>>33478100
So your source for this batshit insane theory is a random single politician...Okay.

>>33478093
Jews didn't "fund Hamas and Isis", that is a deliberately dishonest framing. At certain points in time, Israel has colaborared with these organizations in order to keep other, more dangerous (at the time) organizations from staying in control. While still a morally dubious thing to do, it is NOT the same as controlling Isis and Hamas from the shadows, as this retard is suggesting.

>>33478103
I might do it soon because this shortstackd girl sent me selfie showing off her hot body

>>33478098
eye for an eye

europeans expelled and pogromed them from country to country for millennia, and the usa is just derivative of that

jews have not forgotten

All, what are your go-to non-alcoholic beverages? I thinkI might be allergic to soda now
>>33478003
M, Pain without love... What a throw back

>>33478070
Lul

>>33478109
>this shortstackd girl sent me selfie showing off her hot body
okay chad-kun

Ubermensch are speaking, time to listen shabbos goyims

They "collaborated"
Definetly not supplied arms from their own factories, while recieving *tens of billions* of dollars in arms from US of A

>>33478054
so you look like lilith from darkstalkers?

>>33478111
White wine
Or Coke Zero cherry flavoured
>>33478103
I've heard of it before

>>33478111
Tea. Sometimes coke.

>>33478114
p sure they founded hamas and teamed up with the u.s for isis

>>33478114
Do the Jews control Egypt? The accords that secured US aid for Israel are the same accords that secured US aid for Egypt.

>>33478105
>for resources and power
This is always why people fight each other.
Are you forgetting that civilization began in the middle east? Incredible advances did come from that region as well.
Their societies today are indeed less developed, but that doesn't change the nature of their wars. To claim that it does is simply dishonest, or extremely naive to the point of idiocy.
>inb4 schizo we wuz kangz and shiet

>>33478112
This is true
Too bad the girl in question doesnt see me thst way back

>>33478111
This >>33478121.

>>33478119
>White wine
lol, also didn't know they made a zero cherry.
>>33478121
What sort of tea? Black tea? I used to really into green tea, but dropped it for the elixir that is diet dr. pepper, but I need to go back

>>33478124
yea totes not the u.s buying off egypt for their complicity

M and F,
Whats your guilty pleasure?
I still like watching naruto AMVs...

Women are disposable trash.

>>33478121
I too love coke. I just hate it when it's cut

>>33478111
Male
Black tea (chai) in the morning, green tea (lemon ginger) in the evening.

>>33478097
Don't have one.
(Aaaaaaaa this minty pad is freezing my vagina)

>>33478060
You know back in my day when I connected to the internet over dial up we were more respectful to our elders.

>>33478125
>Incredible advances
Wait till you see how islam state treated those reverred scientists and innovators during their lifetimes

Hint: not very nice

Islam is a backwards retarded ideology that caters to literal braindead people who believe that your holy prophet did a GOOD deed by raping a 9 year old (married a 6 year old)

Jews like to meddle with things and money.
I applaud them for openly calling other people subhuman and convincing them its not fine if others do that though.
Great move.

>>33478131
M, existentialism
>>33478135
Bless. Will give these a try. Thank you!

>>33478091
Pawg. I get attention from mostly brown boys

>>33478136
Why do you have freezepad on your pussy?
Hookup was too rough with you of what

elders could abduct you and take you to some boy sex slave island, or convince you to unlock a door containing an ancient unimaginable evil, steer clear

>>33478131
F. 4chan

>>33478141
>Pawg
You have my attention now though
Im pale white

I think one good lay with chad is worth it desu

>>33478110
No. That is retarded.
While generational resentment does exist in certain communities, it is not inescapable, it is also wrong and irrational. Most jews understand this, as they understand that the children should carry the blame of the sins of their fathers.
Of cource, you think that jews are a monolithic collective, so all nuance is lost against your framing, which contradicts reality.

However, as more and more crimes and hatred is spread due to the ongoing war, the fires of generational hatred are sprung back up by the newborn sparks of resentment.

I like pornbrained stuff that will get me arrested irl. Like on a date grabbing a woman from behind and fingering her cunt without permission. Or like dragging her into a bathroom and putting my hand on her head and pushing her down to her knees to make her suck my cock.

Should I just risk prison time?

>>33478150
>Most jews
"most jews" aren't cool with the controlling parties in israel, idc about "most jews"

>>33478142
No. I took a calculated risk. For science.

>>33478103
Of course.

>>33478156
Minty fresh lol

Women would date a man who is in a constant state of melancholy? who is always looking off somewhere far into the distance?

>>33478152
No? As a woman who likes this from the right person, it is never the guys you want to treat you like this that do.

>>33478154
NTA
>I don't care that the majority of Jews don't fit into my dehumanizing view of them
Bro, just admit that hating Jews makes you feel better about your life being shit and get it over with.

>>33478150
>>33478154
like, you can look up the hardliner rabbis who support the likud party, in english, sometimes on israeli tv, talk about their machinations for the rest of the world who they consider cattle, it's not a secret

>>33478160
if I had a gf I wouldn't be in a state of melancholy anymore

>>33478162
i don't hate jews

>>33478159
I bleed so much so I wonder if this'll help me from heating pad sweating at night.

>>33478163
NTA
>Some Jews are bad therefore all Jews are bad!
You're very intelligent anon.

don't you guys ever get tired of talking about politics? serious question

>>33478138
>I applaud them for openly calling other people subhuman and convincing them its not fine if others do that though.
This is not a thing except on very extremist orthodox communities, you have fallen for propaganda.
>islam
The wars are fought for the same reason, regardless.
But you won't find a disagreement with me about the retardation of Islam.
You will, however, find disagreement on the conspiratorial nature of your claims.
It is clear that people in power use said power to further their interest, but there is no overall, all-encompassing plot. Claiming that there is, only deterrs the valid criticisms that exist.
>>33478137
The future is now, old man.
>>33478154
Then say that. Although Israel is a complex topic. I understand support for it, but that doesn't justify some of it's actions.

>>33478018
I'm alone in bed watching treasure planet

>>33478166
A pioneer and visionary. How's that dizziness going? Went away hopefully?

>>33478171
To be fair tho, I think Obama is waaay better than Romney.

>>33478171
M, I find not engaging in politics leads to a very fulfilling day

Should east asian people be considered POC?

>>33478180
that's what I'm saying, like seriously what are you trying to accomplish by talking about this stuff on fucking 4chan of all places?

>>33478163
>it is the most extremist jews that are like this.
>most jews aren't like that.
>you can look up the extremist examples (rardliner rabbis)
>this proves me right!
I know you admitted to it not being all jews, which I genuinely appreciate, but come on...
I am sure that there are videos of schizo Christians mutilitating themselves for repentance, arguing for the greatness of the inquisition, or calling for a holy war and the genocide of all their enemies.

>>33478182
It's mental illness and shouldn't be engaged.

State gender
What would you do if you killed a large spider and then thousands of baby spiders came out and imprinted on you?

>>33478181
They already are

>>33478186
M, I wouldn't have killed the spider. They're very beneficial to have. Catch and release.

>>33478187
hence my question

>>33478189
Why shouldn't they?

>>33478171
Extremely. I am exhausted. I live in a constant state of contradiction where I seethe at everyone else being retarded and also knowing I'm extremely retarded.
I have thought of this so much. I wish it'd stop.
I came to the conclusion that true communication is actually impossible between humans, although perhaps I am wrong, and even if not, meaningful communication may still be achieved.

>>33478191
Cause they are pretty much white adjacent. Color-wise and culturally

>>33478174
Yeah it finally went away. I think I can eat now, so I'm gonna werewolf rq.

>>33478192
Same deeper meaning anon from other day?

>>33478192
meaningful communication is possible but it's very rare most people are soulless husks

>>33478194
Good. Didn't sound fun. Enjoy the rq.

>>33478188
What if it was an accident, now you have a thousand baby spiders following you around (unrealistic, I know lol)

Women do you smoke?

>>33478201
*ahem*

FUCK Ashtray mouths. That is all.

>>33478199
I'd make sure they hit my garden. Maybe bite the fuck out of the squirrel that keeps nabbing my tomatoes. Hope to pepperspray that fucker

>>33478201
Like 2 times a year

>>33478204
why

>>33478181
Yeah, they have color, they just bleach themselves.

>>33478201
No, not yet.
I don't want to have yellow teeth, bad breath, and the other gross stuff though.

>>33478209
>not yet
??

>>33478195
Maybe, idk. I andwered some wuestion about God, but I didn't want to debate about it, so I left it alone after a few posts. There was another anon who went on about it for longer though.

>>33478201
No. I have a mini dab cart rig with an extra water filter.

Why did god make ugly people like me?

do you ever just press a knife against your throat thinking about ending it all but you can't do it? that happens to me way too much, I'm such a coward

>>33478218
No. That sounds like such a shitty way to die, no thanks

Men, would you kill your wife if your dissertation was rejected?

>>33478212
I'm not sure if I will but I probably won't because there are times I find it repulsive.

>>33478218
I think like that but I never do especially with a knife, that shit's too slow and bloody.

Will smoking improve my facial structure?

>>33478221
that'd require me to have a wife but no I don't think I'd commit murder over my dissertation

t. didn't write anything this week.

>>33478221
No, thats a bit of an overreaction dont you think?

>>33478223
As much as sucking dick would

>>33478219
>>33478222
I don't know why but ever since I was a child I've fantasized and tried to kill myself that way I don't really have access to guns

>>33478223
Absolutely not.
>>33478226
Lmao

>>33478226
are you talking from experience?

>>33478193
Maybe the japs and koreans. Chinks are as bad as indians and SEAsians are on par with spics.

asked a girl out on a date for next week and shes already talking about dates after that
good sign no? or is she bpd and overly attached?

>>33478234
sounds potentially bad (overattachment) but maybe you should elaborate on exactly what she said.

>>33478234
Don't read into it. See how the first goes. Either she really likes you or is lovebombing you as a replacement.

>>33478172
>The future is now, old man

>>33478228
You must have a strong willpower or whatever it's called.

Lord Dem Rangs 2: Return of Da Kang.

>>33478218
Hang in there, kid.

>girl gets blackout drunk and flashes me
>see her today on my break, say hello and ignore her
>she leaves
Did I offend her?

>>33478234
Maybe she doesn't have a lot of experience and is excited to be on a date

Men, is it normal for you guys to pour your hearts out to complete strangers? It seems like just about every single man I ever talk to one-on-one for even just a few minutes dives right into something about alcoholism or an addiction (usually drugs or porn) or about how he found God recently or his relationship and/or mental health struggles or basically anything, really. I don't mind it and I'm glad they can get it off their chest, but this is completely exclusive to men. I've never had this experience with women. Alternatively: do women tend to do this to you? Is it just a talking-to-the-opposite-sex thing?

>>33478218
Sweet, I thought I was alone in this. I do pussy out though and only use the back of the blade since I keep my knives pretty sharp

>>33478245
10 points for style but about -25 for not realizing that women objectify their own bodies through the male gaze and measure their self worth by the emotional reactions garnered from displaying themselves.

You know how when you go to a nice restaurant even the way the food is presented, the pageantry of the geometry of the setting and whatnot, is a big element of the experience? Women have an internal tracker that's constantly assigning their femininity a dollar value.

Failing to at least smile and raise a wry eyebrow is an insult.

Binging through One Piece hrs-long recaps (is JH proud?). State gender:
>Fuck/kill/marry Nami, Vivi, and Nico Robin?
>Fuck/kill/marry Zoro, Sanji, and Ace?

>>33478240
not really I'm just dumb and think things might get better in the future
>>33478242
thanks
>>33478249
I do push the actual blade against my throat but I don't slice, I really want to but I can't

>>33478247
>Telling anyone anything about you ever.
Only open up to women and only for love.

Everyone else is an enemy.

>>33478195
>>33478197
The other day I did ask something about loneliness.
I didn't elaborate it like this but, basically the question came because, I thought the following:
>humans are born alone, live alone, and die alone. Always separated by something more than distance.
>we have an intrinsic desire to be seen, accepted and understood
>language, unlike math or logic, is created through consensus.
>we agree on meanings to describe things and communicate in society.
>throughout time, however, meaning and thus language, is subject to individual interpretation, it is fluid, everchanging, subjective.
>our experiences are unique, they belong only to us.
>thus language, is no longer a consensus.
>even though we now share the same vocabulary, we speak in different languages where words have different meanings.
>Thus now communication is simply impossible.
It was longer, but I forget some of the reasoning.
I believe, however, that the 1 thing that can close this gap are feelings. No matter the cause or the circumstance we all suffer the same, we all hurt the same, we all smile the same. So much so, that we struggle accurately articulate it, but can instantly recognize it as what it is. The only way we can trully communicate with one another and reach actual understanding is through the unspoken language of emotion.
This is why comparing sufferings or emotions is a retarded game to play, btw.

Why did I get reported for off-topic? Bruh

>>33478247
Sometimes it feels safer, but also depends on the context. Usually not the default, but you could seem like a safe person. Now let me tell you about my nicotine addiction...
>>33478253
Things will get better for you.

>>33478251
Oh well.

>>33478247
I don't do that because I tend not to share that kind of thing in general but I know guys do that with me too, I think it just depends on the person. It could also be sort of a bartender effect where because you're a stranger they don't feel worried about how you'll perceive them, depending on where you're meeting these guys
I don't interact with women enough to say if they do the same thing

>>33478247
Stangers don't matter. Who gives a shit if you know that I killed my brother, or fucked my aunt, or robbed a bank, or I'm an alcoholic? You're a nobody who won't even remember half the shit I say because I too am a nobody to you. Neither of us have any real influence on each other's lives, so what's stopping us? Also, if I'm a rape victim, maybe I've forced it down so much that it's numb for me to mention, so I really don't care at all about it. But talking about it with a wife or friends might make it weird, so if I were to mention it at all, it's to a stranger cause idgaf, and neither do you.

That being said, people who are too open on first meetings or early dates def should set off some flags to be cautious.

>>33478218
No. I just get disspointed in gambling on new food things sometimes. Like this purple goopy insult of a teriyaki wednesday nug sauce.
I should have stuck to ghost pepper.

>>33478221
No? Why would I hurt my wife under any circumstance? If my dissertation was rejected I would be more inclined to hurt myself

You know what this thread needs? More namefags.
>>33478252
Marry Nico Robin

>>33477440
I don’t really like the recent instalment so much as Wild World and City Folk. It’s been years since I played it though.
I would actually ask what about it he likes because I don’t find interest in those kinds of games anymore, although I used to years ago.
>>33477441
I would be really confused and laugh a little, assuming it’s a joke. Probably listen to the rest of it out of curiosity.
>>33477520
I mostly get books. Last time I went I got ‘My Childhood’ by Maxim Gorky, ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ by John Steinbeck and ‘The Narrow Road to the Deep North’ by Richard Flanagan. Particularly looking forward to reading the first.

>>33478131
Male
Closest would be watching vtubers but I wouldn't say I feel guilty or ashamed of it

men, how far would you go with a woman that looked like this? fuck? date? marry with the purpose of procreation?

women, what's your race?
honest, unfiltered opinions on black women?
would you date a black person?

Women if you had a boyfriend, would you let him see your areola?

>>33478215
Everything is balanced by counteraction. If beauty exists, so too must ugliness.

I hope he dies

>>33478275
I would marry this chick purely based on appearance

>>33478275
her bod looks nice, but is her head photoshopped on? Idk if it's the angle or wtv, but the pic seems off

>>33478247
Most people do that. Most people will actually dump whatever the fuck is inside them as soon as they have a chance.
Men do it in a noticeable way because they often don't have the chance to do so, which causes the buildup to be heavier.

This isn't an argument for the victimhood of men as martyrs, this is often due to their own retardation.

Women are do the same, but they are more self-conscious about burdening, perception, and safety. Old ladies will always go on about what the fuck annoyed them that day, or mothers will bring up their children at random.
Everyone does it.

But yeah, it is commom for men to do it with women because of the setting, as they are not often presented the occasion of 1-on-1 conversation where the other person ACTUALLY listens.
Trauma dumping is retarded.

>>33477962
These are the kind of things I'd say to another guy not to a woman
I never understood how guys can say this sort of thing to women unironically

>>33478281
I intercepted this wish and sent it back to you sevenfold.

>>33478289
Thank god because I'm suicidal

>>33477890
I hand wash because my mom never lets us use the dishwasher as anything but a drying rack

>>33478286
>as they have a chance.
The "chance" being someone that will listen.
If you actually listen to people, they will tell you what they are struggling with extremely quickly.

>>33478275
F
White
I'm a misanthrope so I generally equally distrust all people regardless of race or gender. I don't have an issue with dating a black person if I like them. The only issue I could see arising is that I'm highly critical of BLM.

>>33477797
Exclusively Disney songs. Trust me

>>33478254
Fair.
>>33478258
It's virtually any context. Doesn't matter if I'm walking somewhere, in a waiting room, taking an Uber, wherever; it's every and any public place. It's bizarrely common. I get into hour+ long conversations about this stuff with randoms at least twice a week and I don't even go out that much.
>you could seem like a safe person
On the contrary, I'm exceedingly plain. There's nothing notable about me whatsoever other than that I'm short and kinda ugly, but maybe that's the point?
>>33478264
>>33478265
>>33478286
This makes a lot of sense and it's close to what I was suspecting. By virtue of being a stranger, it's easier to let whatever's niggling at you go and forget about it. Thanks for the insight.

>>33478275
F
White
I think they're nice sometimes but often obnoxious and bitter and terrible mothers/have bad taste in men
No, I have no interest in black men

>>33478296
Sounds like a safe person to me. Where are you going that you are running into people?

>>33478275
>men, how far would you go with a woman that looked like this? fuck? date?
I don't have a problem with blacks as people at all.
I am not attracted to dark skin, and othor common physical characteristics. So I probably wouldn't date her.
I don't reject the possibility of falling for a black woman, I'm not opposed to it. But it hasn't happened.

>>33478275
Male
Marry without the purpose of procreation
I don't care about race or looks, if I love her I love her

So...

You guys wanna ask me really weird existential questions about the nature of reality or what.

Kinda realized I literally know the metaphysical foundations of reality... interesting implications to the impossibility of nothingness.

God? Not only does it not exist but the laws of logic themselves appear fine tuned to preclude the possibility.

>>33477962
I'm imagining this guy as Dennis from Always Sunny.

It's funny because a man will find anything to love about a beatufiul woman but if you're ugly you have to be perfect personality wise to even get a toe in the doorway with even a mid to ugly balding guy

>>33478299
>>33478294

Moid hands.

>>33478307
I'm a woman.>>33478294

>>33478284
Ok I'm like 90% sure this pic >>33478275 is photoshopped. The head is wrong af, esp after zooming in