What the fuck wrong with them?

>>4991566 (OP)
This guy's animal videos were fucking based. Wish he still made them

that would be humans and chimps

>>4991576
*casts Detect Dolphin*
Yep, just as I suspected

>>4991566 (OP)
They're horny and they have no hands for jerking

>>4991566 (OP)
dirlewanger animal

>>4991753
or dolphinwanger as one might say

>>4991566 (OP)
why should dolphins concern themselves with human morals?

>>4991566 (OP)
low cognitive abilities unable to form a social civilization which requires morality and respect for the other individual's bodies to exist

>>4991566 (OP)
Malcolm Brenner was right all along

>>4991566 (OP)
More intelligent creatures get bored easier leading to them making their own recreation, sometimes its entertaining, sometimes productive, sometimes cruel or unusual.

>>4991942
But enough about Africans

>actually dolphins are le hecking evil
reddit

>>4991566 (OP)
god imagine if those demons we call sea animals could speak our language

>>4991566 (OP)
They're just like us, you're just ashamed to see your own reflection

>>4992032
>dolphins doesn't understand about empathy and morality on how rape is le... bad, stop anthropomorphizing them chud

>>4992174
I remember a schizotheory about some scientist learning to decipher dolphin language but was taken out. The dolphins, whales, etc know too much.

>>4991566 (OP)
Who raped who first? Saw a webbum here of some blokes raping a dolphin. Surely mankind always did that.

>>4991937
Truly the most stirnerpilled animal.

>>4991566 (OP)
dolphins are bad people. meanwhile possums are actually nice but look creepy so everyone hates them

>>4992402
Reminder that dolphins can pass the mirror test. They know what the fuck they're doing.

>>4992402
literally not a single dolphin in history has raped anything. stop citing stupid shit from the early internet frognig

>>4991566 (OP)
they're just uppity fish with good pr

>>4992588
>literally not a single dolphin in history has raped anything
you are a faggot in history

>>4992588
I can personally attest to having seen a video of a dolphin in an aquarium with his dick fully inside the mouth of a dead or soon to be dead fish, thrusting into it as it was pressed up against the glass. Seen in posted on 4chan at least a few times so I'm sure someone else will be familiar with it.

>>4992606
lol

>>4992606
>rape fish
>dick now smells like pussy
>females can smell it and assume you already get laid, increasing your chances of getting laid
Dolphins high IQ confirmed.

Man and dolphin are kin. They both love rape.

why is everyone fixated on the interspecies raping over everything else they do?

>>4991566 (OP)
Humanizing animals is a sign of low IQ.

Fake news by sharks

>>4992435
Possums are rlly cute. Sadly there is only one breeder of them in the uk so I cant really get one because I am allergic to most furred animals and id have to travel a few hundred miles just to ask some woman iv never met if I can sniff her possums then wait around for a few hours with her ready to call an ambulance incase I have a reaction

>>4992412
They were clearly charging money for guys to fuck the poor thing

dolphins are gay

>>4992412
Afaik there is not a single case of a dolphin raping a person and humans are the initiators in every dolphin fucking case. They do hump and grind on people, but it's not clear whether they intend to penetrate or if they're just frotteuring freaks.

ah yes lets just meme the same shit everyone else is parroting with our own videos surely we'll just reinforce the bullshit. BTW LIKE AND SUB

fuck ecelebs
fuck twitter threads
fuck OP for making this shit botting thread

>>4993656
Dolphin lussy jelly is supposed to be an aphrodisiac.

>>4993868
That's because you can't rape the willing

Zoom zooms would sooner learn 200 memes about dolphin fucking than read up an actual book on dolphins.

>>4992514
Average person blows your shitty post the fuck out.
The people who can't pass the breakfast scenario pass the mirror test.

>>4992514
They use the mirror to inspect their own genitals.

>>4992588
This, they were all asking for it.

>>4993656
Curse Vishnu or leave

>>4992588
Dolphin flippers typed this post

>>4993656
>underage
mohammed would be proud

>Erm, dolphins are actually, like....so le problematic!?!?! Does nobody know this?!?!?!

show me a single dolphin that's been convicted of rape in a court of law

>>4993337
Lots of animals kill and torture things for fun
We see less animals raping things

>>4995558

Dolphins are the vessels of Satan in my story, they're pure evil.

>>4994421
you know the "breakfast study" never actually happened right? it was just a greentext some anon posted on /pol/

>>4997131
the fish that got raped made this post

>>4991566 (OP)
Nothing, le evil dolphins is propaganda

>>4992606
>noooo not the hecking dolphin using a fish as a fleshlighterino!!!!
I'm sure the fish must have suffered a lot of trauma

>>4992588
>literally not a single dolphin in history has raped anything. stop citing stupid shit from the early internet frog-ACK

I want to marry a dolphin

>>4993335
I'm more distrubed by that thing I heard about how the dolphins have no empathy or panic response when a pod is cornered and systematically slaughtered by hunters. Although it would be useful in such a situation. Dunno what the problem is desu.

>>4991566 (OP)
If you knew what they know, you'd be a degenerate freak too

>>4999605
Sounds like bullshit

>>4991566 (OP)
>dolphins RAPE and KILL and and
They're just like us. So human

>>4992019
I got banned on here once for making a joke like that. I hate jannies

>>4995558
This is who is calling you "chud"

>>4991611
>I have no hands and I must fap

>>4991566 (OP)
obviously you can tell from a hooked jewish jaw

I relate to them as a rapist

>>4992408
Actually the woman in the experiment fucked the dolphin so it had to be stopped.

>>5001618
Quite the contrary, the experiment stopped because the dolphin couldn't fuck the woman anymore.

>>4995558
>This is what the avearage american looks like nowadays
Grim.

>>4992402
>Tfw not even dolphins will rape you in the rape cave

>>4994421
>>4997137
The breakfast thing isnt a study.
Its an observation of an anon who works with criminala in the justice system and he said that some criminals are si fucking stupid that they cannot comprehend abstraction.

>>4997549
I second this.

>>4995558
>even the dog is fat

The Chinese government runs anti-dolphin propaganda to fish in endangered areas

>>4994421
What is the breakfast scenario?

>>5002590
Tell me how you would feel if you hadn’t eaten breakfast this morning
>but I did eat breakfast this morning?

>>5001699
>>5001618
Yeah, they removed the dolphin seducer from the study and then the subject of the study (the dolphin who had been seduced) killed himself in despair over his inescapable social isolation. It was pretty fucked up.

>>4994421
What is the breakfast study?

>>4991566 (OP)
>humans rape each other
>no one bats an eye
>dolphins rape each other
>NOOOOOOOOO DOLPHINS BAD DOPHINS ARE DEMONS FROM HELL SCREEEEEEE