Where are the smashed and slammed cats? - /an/ (#4998159) [Archived: 965 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/6/2025, 5:54:30 AM No.4998159
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How come you never see toadline extra inbred barely mobile cat varieties.
Or turbo aggressive evil cats like pitbulls?
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Anonymous
6/6/2025, 6:05:50 AM No.4998170
>>4998159 (OP)
There are. You just haven't looked hard enough.
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 6:16:05 AM No.4998173
>Or turbo aggressive evil cats like pitbulls?
that's like every other cat, they just are too small to do damage to a human that's above the size of a toddler
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 7:36:52 AM No.4998205
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>>4998159 (OP)
I would argue the hairless one are pretty justed
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Anonymous
6/6/2025, 7:39:44 AM No.4998206
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>>4998159 (OP)
how bout a smashing and slamming cat instead
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 7:46:35 AM No.4998212
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>>4998205
I have a hairless cat and he's gorgeous
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Anonymous
6/6/2025, 9:15:23 AM No.4998235
>>4998212
It looks like my nutsack
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 9:17:07 AM No.4998236
>>4998212
Bro I know you. Suuup. Im going to tell your parents you browse alt right nazi basket weaving terrorism hacker forums.
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Anonymous
6/6/2025, 9:21:21 AM No.4998240
>>4998236
I'm autistic I thought this website was for furries
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Anonymous
6/6/2025, 10:04:39 AM No.4998251
>>4998240
Furries can be alt right racist xenophobic sexist chud based furries.
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 11:43:30 AM No.4998270
>>4998159 (OP)
Persians, munchkins, etc can get pretty badly smashed and slammed
>turbo aggressive evil cats
That's just a regular feral one
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 12:00:20 PM No.4998272
I worry that the people shooting feral cats only get the ones that aren't sneaky enough and they are selectively breeding some sort of horrific ninja cat abomination.
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Anonymous
6/6/2025, 1:39:20 PM No.4998296
>>4998212
Observe carefully anons. This is what mental illness looks like.
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Anonymous
6/7/2025, 3:58:33 PM No.4998751
>>4998205
Thing about the hairless breeds is that most of them are genetically stable. As in there's not dogshit inbreeding built into the breed.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:09:26 PM No.4998765
>turbo aggressive evil cats
You mean cats.
>toadline extra inbred barely mobile cat
Can't remember the breed name, but they exist. And I don't mean those flat faced weird cats with the googly eyes that never face in quite the right direction.
>>4998296
As you could have guessed, I don't really like cats but I find that one cute, probably because every hairless cat I've met was nice rather than some scratch-happy psychopath.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:18:10 PM No.4998769
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>>4998272
They're breeding out the more friendly, less wary ones and further justifying cat shooting and degrading the street cat supply, making everyone fucking hate cats. The only correct way to manage feral cats is to trap them all and only euthanize the ones that can't rapidly acclimate to humans and indoor life. TNR and eradication attempts are both dogshit cat management strategies.

>>4998159 (OP)
You mean persians, maxes, munchkins, scottish folds?

Cat genetics and dog genetics work differently. Evolvability is itself an evolved trait. Cats require fewer mutations to change but they must be highly specific mutations for there to be a change. Cats are lizard/insect like in their lifestyle and must be resistant to adaptation unless it is absolutely necessary, because they're so stupid by now that even if an instinct were slightly off they'd get eaten or starve (see: wild african cats brave jackals and painted wolves, domestic cats get wiped out by dingos and coyotes).

Dogs traits are all coded for with multiple gene repetitions so it takes more mutations to make a change, but the variety of changes you can make is increased and granular change over time is the name of the game in canid evolution. Dogs are human/monkey like in their lifestyle and must make continuous small changes to adapt to a changing world.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:20:05 PM No.4998770
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>>4998159 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:20:19 AM No.5000432
>>4998770
I find it funny that the bully cats were brought into existence much quicker than the toadline pitbulls which first had to come from the gottiline pitbulls which came from the greyline pitbulls, meanwhile the bully cats never needed any generations, just an instantaneous SMASH and SLAM.