Humanbros..

>6 feet is considered the "standard human height"
>Less than 2% of the world is that tall

>>5001194
98% of people are not standard humans, it adds up

>>5001198
>standard
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>5001200
I'll put a /s next time just for you.

>>5001204
>t'was merely pretending!

>>5001189 (OP)
okay, but those lanklets are either extinct or close to it. imagine when your ONLY survival strategy is to go bigger. fuckin tards.

>>5001233
NOOOOO! I JUST HAVE TO GET BIGGER! THAT'S HOW YOU WIN!!!

>>5001189 (OP)
rexbros........the giraffes are LAUGHING....

>>5001200
The first sentence was a meanspirited rib against short people, implying that they are subhuman. It might seem confusing at first, but none ESLs can usually pick up on whether someone is being sincere or not, even over text. Some tells of this are exaggeration, irony, humor and ridicule. Which helps signal it. Whereas ignoring all of that and interpreting it at face value would make you miss the intent. I hope this helped.

>>5001189 (OP)
The numbers are wrong
It should be 4 feet, 2 feet, 2 feet and 4 feet

>>5001189 (OP)
A bigger target means there's more for me to punch. Bring it on.

>>5001194
I wish we weren't going extinct

>>5001189 (OP)
holy shit so a giraffe would destroy a t-rex

>>5001339
It's ok. No one likes a lanklet

who would win in a fight dog or cat

>>5002903
a GAMEBRED pitbull would beat any cat. Next question

>>5002914
tfw the biggest pitbull breed is half the size of a female African lion with none of the reflexes,agility or claws of said lion.
Leopards which are half the size of a lion often hunt dogs including pitbulls.

>>5003193
But african lions aren't GAME BRED you idiot

>>5002903
Dog.

If you wanna extend cat to the panthers ("big cats") then dog gets extended to bears.

>>5001233
>imagine when your ONLY survival strategy is to go bigger
GO SMALLER flippers typed this post.

>>5001194
>Manlets don't count as 'standard humans'.
Is anyone surprised? Anyone?