Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:08:26 PM No.5001199
1. Gently scoop up your hedgie with your hand underneath it.
2. Be sure to use your other hand to shield your hedgie from the light and to provide balance support.
3. If your hedgie is curled up, carefully adjust your hedgie so it's ball form opening is facing downward. This will encourage your hedgie to uncurl a bit faster.
4. If your hedgie is popping or huffling at you, just keep holding your hedgie until it calms down.
5. Always try to hold your hedgie close to a safe, soft surface like your couch or bed. That way if your hedgie does squirm out of your hands, at least they fall only about a foot or so onto a soft cushion.
6. Bring your hedgie close to your face and smile. Hedgies are smilers themselves and relax more if they see a friendly smile. However, don't smile like the Joker from Batman. You might give your hedgie nightmares.
7. Don't panic. Remain calm at all times. Hedgies can sense your emotions and if you freak out, they will unload green shits all over you, which you will have deserved for being a total spaz.
8. If your hedgie bites your nose, gently pull away as they adjust to get a bigger chunk. Also, don't take it personally, you probably just smell really fucking tasty.
9. If you're as lucky as I have been, your hedgie won't bite your nose. Instead they will kiss it, snuggle it, or even use your nose as a pillow. Possibly for hours. Hedgehogs can be shockingly affectionate, if you take good care of them.
2. Be sure to use your other hand to shield your hedgie from the light and to provide balance support.
3. If your hedgie is curled up, carefully adjust your hedgie so it's ball form opening is facing downward. This will encourage your hedgie to uncurl a bit faster.
4. If your hedgie is popping or huffling at you, just keep holding your hedgie until it calms down.
5. Always try to hold your hedgie close to a safe, soft surface like your couch or bed. That way if your hedgie does squirm out of your hands, at least they fall only about a foot or so onto a soft cushion.
6. Bring your hedgie close to your face and smile. Hedgies are smilers themselves and relax more if they see a friendly smile. However, don't smile like the Joker from Batman. You might give your hedgie nightmares.
7. Don't panic. Remain calm at all times. Hedgies can sense your emotions and if you freak out, they will unload green shits all over you, which you will have deserved for being a total spaz.
8. If your hedgie bites your nose, gently pull away as they adjust to get a bigger chunk. Also, don't take it personally, you probably just smell really fucking tasty.
9. If you're as lucky as I have been, your hedgie won't bite your nose. Instead they will kiss it, snuggle it, or even use your nose as a pillow. Possibly for hours. Hedgehogs can be shockingly affectionate, if you take good care of them.
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