A bored king hires you to come up with a new execution/torture method that uses animals as the instrument. What do you come up with?

>>5001203 (OP)
bugs in anus

>>5001203 (OP)
bugs in urethra

>>5001203 (OP)
i'll just do scaphism again and say i came up with it. there is no torture method worse than that.

Tick bodysuit

>>5001203 (OP)
fire-ants funneled down your dick hole

>>5001203 (OP)
death by botfly

>>5001203 (OP)
Chimpanzees in a room with a guy strapped to a table, the chimps are on ergot and we told them the guy in the table is a giant banana

>>5001203 (OP)
Drawn and quartered - by tortoises

>>5001251
Dress the guy in a banana suit and starve the monkeys for a few days. Then you put then together...

>>5001203 (OP)
get thrown into the pit-bull of death
>inb4 they wouldn't hurt a fly

>>5001203 (OP)
Mosquito chamber.

>>5001203 (OP)
Inject tapeworm eggs into the testicles.
Funnel live earthworms up someones behind and sew the entrance.
Wouldn't kill them but it'd be incredibly traumatic.

>>5001203 (OP)
you're alone in a room with a very fluffy kitten that obviously wants to be petted but the kitten is on the other side of a glass partition so you can't pet it and three times a day you have to watch your tormentors walk in and pet the kitten in front of you

>>5001329
Psychopath

>>5001288
Why didn't he drop and roll?

>>5001329
>they comment on the endeavor as they pet the kitten
>every so and then they steal glances at you, slightly pretending that you're not there but checking your reactions every so and then
>haha what a nice kitty fluffy! Gee I sure wonder who else wishes he could pet it :3

>>5001203 (OP)
Victim is submerged to their chest in salty water, in a thin tank that can be stood up in but not laid down or sat in. The victim is not alone, there are friends in the water. He is accompanied by a whole host of exotic aquatic parasites and detritovores. The parasites willing to eat living flesh do so and as the victim's body rots in the stagnant water, decomposer organisms clean up the still-attached necrosed flesh.

>>5001203 (OP)
Something dramatic involving electric eels.

>>5001203 (OP)
Something electric involving dramatic eels.

Person being executed gets bound up inside a fake horse with their asshole against an opening. Then have stallions fuck them to death

>>5001203 (OP)
You have to be strapped into a chair in a room with ten beagles that have abandonment anxiety. At random intervals, a random number of their owners leave the room for a random period of time. You also have to be there when the beagles are fed.

>>5002134
isnt that a porn

you are locked in a house with a cat

>>5001203 (OP)
I would have passionate sex with them every day and talk with them and treat them nice until they fell in love with me, then id break up with them haha wouldn't that be weird? Haha. No one's ever done that to me before

>>5002144
Nah you'd actually suffer and die if it happened irl. Like that one guy.

>>5002134
I've seen that porn before. It's also the origin of Minotaurs.
>Minos was to sacrifice the bull to honor Poseidon, but owing to the bull's beauty he decided instead to keep him. Minos believed that the god would accept a substitute sacrifice. To punish Minos, Poseidon arranged with Aphrodite for Minos's wife, Pasiphaë, to fall in love with the bull. Pasiphaë had the master craftsman, Daedalus, fashion for her a hollow wooden cow, into which she climbed to let the bull mate with her. She then fell pregnant and bore Asterius, the Minotaur, making him a grandchild of Helios.

>>5002134
>Person being executed gets bound up inside a fake horse with their asshole against an opening. Then have stallions fuck them to death

>>5001203 (OP)
give him one (1) rat to care for

>>5001203 (OP)
Force fed live small animals til you die somehow

Put in a small chamber below a blue whale’s penis. Show the blue whale pornography until he gets a boner and crushes the person in the chamber with his penis.
Call it “the whale penis chamber”.

>>5001203 (OP)
>Kill a whale
>Haul it onto the beach
>Let it rot for a bit
>Force the guy to slowly cut it open until it explodes in his face

>>5001238
Lol fuck

>>5001203 (OP)
You guys ever seen a duck's penis?

>>5002212
>Call it “the whale penis chamber”.
>not "The Erexecution Chamber"
I'm disappointed in you anon. Not angry, just let down.