Thread 5001662 - /an/ [Archived: 952 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:45:36 PM No.5001662
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If squirrels are so smart, why did I watch one turn itself into roadkill this morning?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:16:41 PM No.5001668
>>5001662 (OP)
nigga that's nuts
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:43:40 AM No.5001754
>>5001662 (OP)
you aren't nuts
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:47:34 AM No.5001758
>>5001662 (OP)
Humans are the smartest animals on earth and even they get turned into pavement pancakes frequently. If we're using traffic accidents per capita as a metric for intelligence the smartest animal is some deep-rainforest bug that has never existed within ten miles of a vehicle.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:44:30 AM No.5001839
>>5001662 (OP)
He escaped the simmy and you should too
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:37:33 PM No.5002229
>>5001758
Nah it's be moose or some shit that are in negative numbers from all the gay ass Canadians they kill