>mogs your favorite dog breed
>is a chick magnet
kneel

>hair everywhere

>giant furball that transforms into a matted mop without grooming
>will also shed all that hair
>deformed curled tail
>entire coat is white
>not autistic and follows rules unlike most spitz breeds
Sorry, but that's a mutant, OP.

>>5002078
>deformed curled tail
Spitz tails are a nothingburger. Not enough curl to be a deformity. Yes, you can see their butt, big deal. If cat people can live with it, so can you.

>>5002100
Nein. Dogs should not have single colored coats! Dogs should always have natural low hanging saber tails! Dogs should not have fur that needs human intervention to keep itself free of tangles and matts!
In all seriousness, I'm just having a laugh. What makes me actually wary about Samoyeds is how they're getting to pug levels of inbred.