>be cats
>don’t like taking shower(hates water)
>don’t like trimming nails
>doesnt like you
>hates you
>only likes eating, sleeping, making mess and popping
I hate owning cats. I will never adopt a cat again.

They like my company, they like sleeping next to me and I like watching them. Good enough. This is a good arrangement.

you forgot shoveling piss and shit

>>5002939
I much prefer having to grab entire logs of squishy dog shit with my bagged hand. It lets you really get a feel for their overall health.

>>5002931 (OP)
Cats are pretty low-maintenance, but are best in big suburban family homes, even moreso than dogs are. I like the way they do their own thing most of the time, but come to you for petting attention when you're supinely relaxed and quiet. Especially like big old fat retiring cats that can't or won't jump up onto desks, countertops, or any other place where breakable or dangerous items are placed. For some reason the long-lived American Wirehair, my favorite breed, and very common in suburbia, is rare among the ferals.

>don’t like trimming nails
I've adopted three random barn cats and all of them both my wife and I can trim their nails no issue whatsoever. Maybe you're just a shit pet owner

>>5002949
To be honest, having to take a dog outdoors, at least thrice daily, for shits and pisses, during winter no less, is simply not going to happen if it's up to me.

Found this one under my porch a year ago. She doesn't let me touch her paws, but she's pretty chill.

>>5002959
I live in one of those rural Midwestern enclaves surrounded for about 10 miles in every direction by corn, basedbeans, quite a few windmills, and a few attractively preserved farmsteads. Feral cats are a thing around here somehow. There's a big orange one I sometimes do that wink thing with, even though I address him as Kitler for shitting in some of my plantings. Protip: Cats find the peat moss in wet potting soil offensively spicy, so a light layer on top will do very nicely to put them off.

>>5002965
Beautiful.

>>5002931 (OP)
Despite all this catfags suck their pets off endlessly and refuse to shut the fuck up about them
Cat owners are legitimately mentally ill

>>5002951
thats not a pet, thats a shitty roommate

>>5002949
Nah. I like the gross mix of piss, shit, dirt, and sand you get to mess with every time your cat uses the litterbox or hamper

>>5002931 (OP)
Why do your cats pop?
Are they balloons?

>>5002931 (OP)
Declaw that bitch

>>5002949
>Squishy
Imagine not feeding your dog a high fibre diet of whole outdoor cats

I give my husky at least two persians a week. The extra hair really firms things up.

>>5002949
dog always shits in the backyard and I kick it over with dirt, always do that before going out with your dog and your instances of picking up shit are going down 90%

>>5003222
Not everyone's a hillbilly with a filthy backyard full of dogshit

>cat sees me and do a happy roll
:)

>>5003989
You're late.

Owning pets is stupid. Studying and interacting with animals is cool, but deciding one is going to be your best friend and live alongside you in your house is dumb. Every single other human in the world has more in common with you than any animal. Make some human friends instead.

>>5004009
The best part of owning a pet is the sheer number of humans who seethe because they can't compete with a fucking cat

The majority of humans on earth are shit
~50% are perpetually of below average intelligence
Of the 50% that are at least average, less than 20% are technically worth speaking to
And about 1/2-2/3s of that last 20% are actually worth speaking to

And that's only white people.

>>5003736
Aww

>>5004010
You prefer the companionship of animals because they cannot openly critique you, or reasonably choose to leave you if they dislike your company. You can't handle changing the negative aspects about yourself.
You dislike unintlligence, yet nearly every animal is more unintelligent than all but very young and mentally impaired humans. Any difference you may have with another of our species is trifling compared to the differences you have with a species from a different order.

>>5004020
>You can't handle changing the negative aspects about yourself.
Some are intrinsic, and cats won't judge or bully you to death unlike humans. So they're better.

>>5002931 (OP)
They love people who don't try to trim their nails or wash them tho.

>>5004020
I prefer the companionship of animals [to people like you] because they don't spout this pseudo-scientific armchair expert incel shit unprompted.

You. Are. Worth. Less. Than. A. Dog.

Deal with it.

>>5005278
This. Any time you meet someone who is vehemently anti-pet the chances of them being a religious nutjob or just ugly and unpleasant are almost 100%.

The more self fellating their arguments (ie: i am a real natural human with real natural human purpose and i only fraternize with humans because human human human, i have much honor and dignity you are a coward hiding from humans!) the greater their chances of being a fedora tipping fag who acts like an expert on ethics and philosophy but can't pass a uni course requiring greater mathematical aptitude than the GED quiz.

>>5002931 (OP)
I cannot bring myself to stare at this image of Pepe :(

>>5002931 (OP)
>popping
hello brown

>>5002931 (OP)
>your cat doesn't love you
>the proof? Your cat is locking at ME with contempt so obviously it must do it with everyone too!

>>5004010
Please graduate high school before you post on here

>>5003222
I dont get what the big deal is supposed to be with cleaning up after your dog. If youre going to keep any animal youll have to deal with its shit to some degree, and bagging dog shit while on a walk is pretty minor.

>>5006026
he's right thoughever
would you rather be friends with a dog or the average person from mississippi
i'll take the dog

>>5002931 (OP)
My cats are the opposite of that. well the kitten gets into mischief but so did the big one when he was 3 months

>>5006727
They arent cats?

>don't like cat
>continue taking care of cat
Another toxic victim. Sad