>the one fossil that makes the anti-feather incel pee and poop her pants

>>5003920 (OP)
>Are we all going to die?
>ancient bird:

>>5003920 (OP)

>>5003920 (OP)
cool chinese bootleg, almost looks like the one from the simpsons

I admire OP's dedication to consistent and unbearable faggotry

>>5003920 (OP)
Always wondered how it ended up like that if it could fly.

>>5004035
ths must be like his 4000th thread by now

>>5003991
It was found in Germany by a white dude retard

>>5004139
Animals fall when they die

>>5004154
But it's a bird and it doesn't look injured or anything. If something killed it it would be missing bones.

>>5004155
I killed it

>>5004155
The formation it's from used to be a beach, so it's possible it drowned

>>5003920 (OP)
Feathered dinosaurs will always be infinitely cooler than lame completely scaly dinosaurs with osteoderms everywhere

>>5004297
scaled dinosaurs are way hotter
"id fuck a killer dragon from the mesozoic" - daring chads with a taste for the exotic
"id fuck a giant pigeon thats just like a real animal" - sex offenders who got hard watching rio
prove this wrong you cant

>>5004297
>>5004307
You're both faggots that should kill themselves

>>5004163
Brutal

>>5003920 (OP)
I’ve seen this fossil a dozen time but never noticed the clear and obvious feathers before now. Wild.

>>5003920 (OP)
Fossils were laid down during the great flood.
>layers of sediment
>with billions of dead things buried in them
If the layers were laid down over gorillions of years, there wouldn't be fossils. An animal dying in the woods or desert, its carcass and bones are quickly destroyed, not preserved in sediment.

The more you know.

>>5004510
8th grade science lab didn't teach you how layers of sediment work?

>>5004307
>Id fuck an overgrown monitor lizard but not an overgrown pigeon though that would be zoophilia
<REDDIT SPACE
I bet you got hard from looking at this

>>5004155
>yfw you die from poisoning or infection and your ribs explode

>>5004307
I'd fuck either whatever

>>5004743
Who is going around poisoning creatures in dinosaur times? Also scavengers exist

>>5004152
Germany is home to some scray critters, we give Australia a run for their money. I'm like 99% sure only that the only Ozzie creature that could defeat a Rasselbock is the dropbear.

>>5004513
Americans homeschool their kids.

>>5004738
moar

>>5004992
No, for the most part we don't.

>>5004976
Poisonous berries or parasites

>>5004976
>>5004510
>>5004155
>>5004139
it was a volcanic lake that emitted toxic gases and killed all creatures in it's range, it also happens today
also it comes from a lagerstatte formation which are known for preserving numerous animals in great conditions so the lake probably had an anoxic, turbulent bottom that hepled preserve it in such a state

>>5004991
As a German I can confirm. Our people can be ugly as fuck. Not helped by excessive consumption of alcohol and meat.

>>5003953
kek

>>5004035
>>5004147
OP is making fun of the paleoschizo retards. get your histories straight.

>>5003920 (OP)
They make these in a factory in china