Thread 5004349 - /an/ [Archived: 825 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:11:41 PM No.5004349

Jonathan-plantation-house

md5: 10431843c0e769c7fe7e53ff2dd0b738🔍

Will Jonathan make it to 200 bros?

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:39:21 PM No.5004357

I'm rooting for him.
Tell mortality to stick it up its ass Jonathan!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:42:50 PM No.5004358

>"Seychelles giant tortoises typically reach maturity at around 50 years"
I'M ONLY 50 MOM! I DON'T NEED TO GET A JOB!

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:58:02 PM No.5004363

>>5004358
>Jonathan's life still consists of eating, sleeping and mating

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Freelance abortionist

6/21/2025, 10:21:58 PM No.5004370

>>5004363
Based Johnathan

Anonymous

6/22/2025, 4:24:20 PM No.5004650

>>5004349 (OP)
That's a lot of bros. Where does he find the time?

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Anonymous

6/22/2025, 4:56:29 PM No.5004660

>>5004349 (OP)
I love tortoises so fucking much bros

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 12:05:10 AM No.5004849

>>5004650
Jajaja

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 5:46:04 AM No.5004971

Everyone johnathan knew 200 years ago is dead, almost everyone he knew 100 years ago is dead

What a depressing existence. I hope he doesn't have to suffer much longer alone

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 6:40:29 AM No.5004990

>>5004971
He has a younger male lover

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 7:23:13 AM No.5005005

>>5004990
>For decades, caretakers believed Jonathan’s companion was female and referred to "her" as Frederica.
>However, a veterinary examination in 2017 revealed that Frederica was actually male, and so he was renamed Frederick.
Fucking tranny turtles man...

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Anonymous

6/23/2025, 7:36:26 AM No.5005015

>>5004349 (OP)
I will work to ensure that it is not so

Anonymous

6/23/2025, 7:37:27 AM No.5005017

>>5004990
>>5005005
unironically might be a lie just for the publicity