Thread 5004414

[Sad happening] One of the last iberian brown bears in Spain had a terrible accident.

>>5004414 (OP)
vax status?

>>5004416
No vaccination. Cause of death? Covid.

>>5004414 (OP)
>me playing breath of the wild

is he ok?

>>5004414 (OP)
>apex predator not so tough after falling 600 feet down mountain

>>5004414 (OP)
it's okay he will spring back up, bears can do that

>>5004414 (OP)
I guess I'm a bad person because I found this funny

>>5004526
I laughed too, I knew what was coming but didn't expect it to take and last so long.

>>5004414 (OP)
LMAO what a fucking moron, dumbass bear

>>5004493
he didn't break apart though, I think most other animals would not have stayed intact

think he'll be okay?

Not funny
Imagine the pain and the terror

>>5004563
it's ok to laugh at things that are sad, it only breeds cognitive dissonance to pretend it wasn't funny in the first place.

>>5004414 (OP)
What the hell was he doing? Chasing goats? Why did he go there?
I didn't know that bears that big where around spanish forests. Scary shit.

>>5004594
This is the question
This bear looks disturbed

>>5004594
(((they))) wanted him out of the picture

>>5004609
agreed. why did he spaz out all of a sudden? some kind of brain worm?

>>5004526
when it launched into the air near the 1 minute mark i lost

>>5004526
I felt bad but he just wouldn't stop falling

>>5004414 (OP)
he didn't fly so good

>>5004594
>What the hell was he doing?
According to all research I have done, bears go over the mountain to see what they can see.

>>5004414 (OP)
Accident? It's clearly struggling from the very beginning of the video. It's sick af

Did he died

>>5005781
he's just laying down for a while honey

>>5004617
>why did he spaz
Because he slipped and was trying not to fall?

Obviously it was being chased by drones or fired at or both. None of you morons woder why was it being filmed in the first place?

>>5005781
Just hurt his knee a little

>>5004516
THEY FLY NOW?

>>5004526
>>5004528
>>5005297
>>5005363
it was like a family guy gag

>>5005894
>None of you morons woder why was it being filmed in the first place?
just a hunch but maybe because it's one of the last iberian brown bears in Spain

Someone needs to set this to yakety sax

>>5005297
Same, imagine hiking and you just happen to look back at that precise moment and witness a bear ragdolling into the void.

>>5004414 (OP)
F

>>5004548
I don't know how humans seem to be so uniquely fucking useless against falls. Only the horse seems to have our knack for dying over a fucking trip.

>Small animals like cats, insects, birds
Can literally fall 15 stories and be fine because they have so little mass
>Big animals like bears, hippos, walrus
Insulated against falls by huge layers of muscle
>Other primates
Literally live in trees, no problem
>Humans
Whoopsie I fell over now my neck is broken

>>5006788
We are uniquely fragile because we are uniquely not particularly physical upright creatures that lost the need to have sturdy bodies, wear shoes that fuck up our ability to use our feet, carry things around with us while walking that occupy our attention and intentionally stop paying attention to our surroundings.

>>5006788
What other anon said, plus - we are a lot more hardy than what you seem to think. Look up people who survived being shot in the head.

>>5006788
We break easily but we don't die easily.
You'd be surprised how much we can actually survive, the human body is surprisingly resilient.

>>5004414 (OP)
I have a feeling that bear wouldn't be up there unless it was desperate to find food.

>>5004414 (OP)
oh shit, is Frederick fazzbear the second ok? Does he need an aspirin?

>>5004526
Nah, it was funny so don't sweat it.
It's even more funnier with some ragdoll sounds from GMOD.

>>5004414 (OP)
at what point do you think he died?

>>5009704
Much later probably, bears are sturdy af and have a shitload of fat and muscle

>>5006908
This. Most peoples' perception of such things is shaped by hollywood, but humans are actually very hard to kill.

>>5009704
Probably hours later from internal bleeding or brain swelling or if it was enough to sever the spine or enough of the ribs probably minutes later from suffocation.

lol

>>5006788
>hippos and walruses fall often
Uhuh.
Have you considered asking if these animals live to an equivalent age humans do, what their survival rate for falls becomes?
Or have you considered that some of these animals were naturally gifted climbing tools or wings and that natural humans would live on flat ground?
>but TRIPPING over!
Into concrete and metal, two natural elements?

>>5004414 (OP)
Why are living beings rekt so hard by their own body weight?
It's why humans can kill basically anything they can lift, by just slamming it into the ground over and over. Dog attack? Slam it. Wild cat attack? Slam it. Bird attack? Slam it. It just works, every time it just works.

>>5004617
nerve gas

>>5004414 (OP)
Lol one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. He died as he lived, bein fuckin retarded.

>>5004414 (OP)
RIP but i laughed

>>5004414 (OP)
Are we sure it wasn't an English tourist?

>>5013160
it's clearly a man in a suit

>>5004414 (OP)
did he died?

>>5004426
>>5005781
>>5009704
>>5013223
The video is reversed;
he's actually climbing.

>>5013223
>pierde la vida
yeah i'm no spanish teacher but i'm pretty sure it's dead.