wake up babe, new meme animal for normies to buy from the exotic pet trade and then abandon 3 weeks later

>>5004723 (OP)
Oh god damn it

>>5004723 (OP)
>hyrax
>new
where people been?

>>5004723 (OP)
i got these things confused with pikas and thought they were lagomorphs for the longest time.

>>5004755
>that awful reading comprehension
>where people been
yep it's an ESL post.

>>5004761
Right, he's the idiot because he knows this meme animal peaked in February and not you.

>>5004764
point out where in the text I called you an idiot and not an ESL, ESL samefag.

>>5004768
Not ESL, Not samefag
I'm implying you felt stupid because you're late to the meme and then are projecting that onto someone else. It's a humorous strawman.

>>5004776
>proves he's a phonefag
>phonefagging esl doesn't know that everyone else also knows about the airplane mode trick
the absolute state of ESLs lmao.

>>5004779
I don't even have service on this phone. I just use it for 4chan, antisemitic memes and watching YouTube on the toilet. Because I don't want any trace of it on a computer my kids and wife use.

>>5004781
>ESL makes up elaborate fake story after being caught
all too common.

>>5004761
>>5004768
>>5004779
>>5004806
it's frankly embarrassing how easy it is to pick out the summer fags. not sure why they're all so angry but it's cringe.

>>5004809
>Anon makes fun of retarded ESL by pointing out that he's a retarded ESL.
>"NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE MAD."
Try not to prolapse your anus, Prajesh.

>>5004833
see, angry

>if I say ESL enough, maybe I'll fit in
Just shut up, retard. Your posts are fucking boring.

I got a dirty fuckin' asshole. I assume Hyraxes suffer the same problem.

awawa

>>5004723 (OP)
Nobody is buying these in the exotic pet trade, they aren’t popular. The only place selling them here hasn’t even had any in stock this year.

>>5004833
>Immediately proves him right
kek

>>5004723 (OP)
That is the closest animal to an elephant.

>>5005458
Aren't manatees closer?

they should stop inventing new types of rats.
we got enough.

>>5004723 (OP)
It doesn't look like it would enjoy being around humans. Why can't these fags just get a cat?

>>5005798
I don't see any nearby in the picture

>>5004723 (OP)
>AWAWA

>>5005891
>WAWA

For me, it's the Big-headed African mole rat

>featherless
>broad flat fingernails
do hyraxes ever stand up on their hind legs?

BOW WOW!
>>5005867
They think they're too special for a domestic animal and can't appreciate what wild life is.

>>5005890
harr dee harr harr

>>5006318
BEHOLD