Thread 5008314 - /an/ [Archived: 559 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:57:51 PM No.5008314
hagfish
hagfish
md5: b407b09366b57cde6311e2e4a601a724🔍
Why is the boomer of all fishes so underrated?
Replies: >>5008348 >>5008454 >>5008572 >>5010392
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:05:51 PM No.5008348
>>5008314 (OP)
looks like my uncircumcised penis
Replies: >>5008394 >>5008913
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:12:51 AM No.5008394
>>5008348
wenis, of course
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:37:13 AM No.5008396
because redditors only like the animals that they learned about in kindergarten
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:04:48 AM No.5008454
>>5008314 (OP)
I remember seeing a video once where someone spit in a big tank full of these, and they all started jumping around and flipping out and going crazy. Anyone remember that?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:38:36 PM No.5008572
>>5008314 (OP)
>opts out of having vertebrae so they can tie themselves into knots better
>taxonomist seething ensues
What a funny non-vertebrate fish
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:56:28 AM No.5008913
>>5008348
American post
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:27 AM No.5010392
>>5008314 (OP)
Beware the elongoid garloid
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:11:11 PM No.5010860
Because people only tend to think shit that can kill you is cool. It's not big or dangerous to most people and just looks like a long flaccid cock. Very few appreciate that even the mundane and "lame" animals are here because they're survivors and good at it. Hence why these basal forms are still around after aeons.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:37:40 PM No.5011070
either go all the way with a skeleton or don't do it at all. none of this "skull but nothing else" garbage.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:41:11 PM No.5011130
Because they live in the deep sea