We can all agree it's corvids right

>>5008608 (OP)
>Birds of pray
the Stacys and Chads
>waterfowl
incel future rapists
>songbirds
music geeks
>shorebirds
non football sport nerds
>corvids
the psychos who are either chill and cool with you or will murder you in your sleep if they could

birds of prey (im eating a carcass too)

>birds of prey
psychotic murderers
>waterfowl
psychotic rapists
>songbirds
screaming idiots
>shorebirds
skeevy creeps that look at their shoes when walking but because they eat random shit off the floor not because they're socially awkward
>corvids
psychotic rapist murderers

where is the mammal table

>>5008608 (OP)
I hope reincarnation is real and i come back as a waterfowl, so probably them. There is nothing that sounds as liberating as being completely unabated by all domains of the earth; land, sea, and air.

>>5008713
forgot to mention that i also want to rape a lot

>>5008608 (OP)
Where I go running along a river, I can see all five types
>waterfowl
Lots of ducks and Canadian geese, sometimes hundreds at a time. I like watching the ducks fly because they maneuver like WWII fighter planes. I saw one about to take a landing into the water, then pull up and down an overbanked 180 turn and then come back and land.
>birds of prey
There's a pair of bald eagles that nest in a tree above the river every year, sometimes I can see eaglets
>songbirds
There are tree swallows that fly over the river and surrounding fields catching bugs
>shorebirds
Can often see herons walking in the shallow parts, or perched in trees above the water, or flying overhead. Saw one take a huge shit the other day.
>corvids
Lots of crows hang out by the river too