Bison boils to death in Yellowstone hot spring in front of tourists
>https://nypost.com/2025/06/27/us-news/bison-boils-to-death-in-yellowstone-hot-spring-in-front-of-tourists/

people say it's a really peaceful way to go

>>5009111 (OP)
Did the bison turn bright red?

>>5009111 (OP)
actually its a really horrible way to go. boiling to death is extremely painful.
https://www.unilad.com/news/man-rescue-dog-hot-spring-yellowstone-750652-20230219

>>5009117
for you

It’s not uncommon for animals at Yellowstone to succumb to the park’s hot springs.

>>5009111 (OP)
What does Bison taste like? Seems like a shame to let all that cooked meat go to waste

>>5009167
its good but arnt those pools filled with sulfur

>>5009117
he didnt fry so good

>>5009111 (OP)
and somehow this is human's fault

>>5009167
No meat in the wild ever goes to waste

based bison, traumatizing tourists
>hey humies, check this out

>>5009169
every pool will be a little different, native americans probably had favorite pools for cooking in, and other ones for sacrifices. I've been there, the whole land has fire energy, and the crows are bros.

>>5009111 (OP)
It's got a lot of dog fatalities. I think after David and Moosie died they started enforcing leash laws and outright banned dogs from a lot of areas in the park.

>>5009322
they could easily make like weighted cages to put shit in

>>5009111 (OP)
There was a guy who died the exact same way and only one of his sandals remained

>>5009111 (OP)
>The animal was thrashing around so intensely that it moved into an even hotter area of the Grand Prismatic, thus dying faster.

>>5009319
>i'm johhny knoxville, and this is the hot spring hot tub

>>5009167
It tastes like a blander beef

>>5009111 (OP)
The one time you need gun carrying Americans there nowhere to be found. Someone should have put it out of its misery.

>>5009111 (OP)
Yellowstone was never the bison's native habitat, it was just where it was forced to go after bloodmouth cattle barons slaughtered it everywhere else.

>>5009386
I admire the guy who jumped after his dog to save it. Then again the fact he let the dog escape and jumped pointlessly into certain death because it was already too late for the dog... He was an idiot but he had his heart in the right place at least.

>>5009487
the 400 asian people packing the boardwalk would have panicked, bad idea

also self defense handguns generally won't kill a buffalo, and carrying a 45-70 around yellowstone would get you the big talking-to.

imagine falling in the mudblorps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9hUsVq9q7U

>>5009322
>the whole land has fire energy
lol
Bro, I'm from a 3500 year old city built over an active supervolcano. Yellowstone ain't got shit lmao

>>5009387
smart

>>5009501
custard in a boot

>>5009111 (OP)
that's how I wanna go out. traumatizing tourists.

>>5009167
A lot like leaner beef. Think 80% beef, 20% Venison in texture. Flavor is basically the same as grass fed beef.

>>5009111 (OP)
>people say it's a really peaceful way to go
Who the fuck ever said this

This reminded me of an incident I read a long time ago where the road under a car fell through and the whole vehicle got buried in some kind of sewer ditch full of hot fumes that cooked the passengers alive. Im obviously misrememberng a lot but I'd appreciate it if someone can place the actual story because that shit sounds horrifying

>>5009898
Sounds like something that could happen in Naples where >>5009605 is from. Something like that happened nearly a decade ago where an entire family were walking when the ground opened up and they fell into a crater, killed by the heat and lack of oxygen from the fumes.
To be clear, the Yellowstone volcano is much larger than but not nearly as active as the Campi Flegrei. There are tremors and tiny minieruptions there all the time. Yellowstone last erupted 650,000 years ago. The Campi Flegrei had an eruption so massive about 500 years ago, that it made a new volcano, Monte Nuovo (literally "new mountain") and its ash decimated a town that had been in continuous habitation since before the Roman era. So thoroughly buried was the town that it still hasn't been rediscovered to this day.
No wonder Neapolitans are crazy. You fucking have to be to build cities on top of known supervolcanoes. At least Wyoming has the good sense to be the most sparsely populated state in America.

>>5009499
>he's not packing his bear-whacker derringer in his pocket
it's like you want the Bison to suffer

>>5009111 (OP)
>tons of tourists
there has got to be a webm, I want to see the retarded prehistoric cow get boiled to death

>>5009306
do you think the vultures could get the meat out of a boiling hot spring?
the body is probably gonna feed whatever bacteria are able to live in the springs

>>5009167
>>5009169
>>5009306
>>5009386

The brightly vivid colouration in the boiling pools is caused by microbial mats. Literally piles upon piles of microbes so thick they form a visible layer of yellow, red, slime.
The bison will be boiled down into mush and that much will practically disappear before ones' eyes as it's eaten voraciously by the microbes. In such extreme conditions an event like this is an extravagant feast.

>mmmmm
>potroast

>>5009111 (OP)
>villains whose motives are arguably better that the heroes

>>5009992
a bison saw a big multicoloured glowing hole in the ground with billowing smoke and decided to take a dip
there's natural selection at work

>>5010133
bovids are curious and very, very stupid

>>5009499
any government land has an issue with allowing people to keep their right to bear arms period

>>5009111 (OP)
>Watch and learn!

>>5009111 (OP)
>They should have injected it with cheese before crispin', get that 4th of July flava with some ranch dressin'

>>5009128
>>5009184
Kek

>>5009184
>>5009128
doods

>>5009490
>but he had his heart in the right place at least.
Killing yourself over some stupid dumb animal isn't having your heart in the right place.

>>5010259
>well, off to [boil] myself!

>>5009322
>crows
They're Ravens, anon. Don't ever make this mistake again. You have been warned.

>>5010676
>t.

>>5009111 (OP)
imagine getting your fucking skin peeled off ass you dive into a pool of boiling water all the while a bunch of bipedal hairless apes watch as you die a slow painful death

>>5009619
tubby custard

>>5010133
perhaps it was a suicide ? he'd had enough of dealing with all the stupid tourists and bison clownworld.

>>5009111 (OP)
why did he do it?

>>5009111 (OP)

>>5009111 (OP)
Why he do this

>>5012938
That's fucking horrifying
Why would anyone want to visit this deathtrap, let alone get close to the edge? Why was this possible to begin with?

What the fuck is this thing even
Looks like the color out of space
I wouldn't get close to it if they paid me

Imagine getting cooked in Satan's asshole

>>5012953
brownskin

>>5012953
it's cool.

>>5013077
i wish browns were afraid to visit this shit. i went last year for the first time in ~15 years and all of the major grammable attractions are full of asians and jeets. A lot of the less well known springs are still white only though. the boardwalks around grand prismatic are dogshit desu. gotta go up fairy falls trail which filters the obese and foreigners though it's also very busy now. Most of these high angle pics of grand prismatic you see are taken from that trail.

I also saw a negroid in the middle of summer wearing boxers, a wifebeater, an ushanka and unlaced combat boots carrying a handle of vodka in one hand and a jug of red drink in the other near old faithful lodge. i expect this shit in the city but why the fuck are you doing this at yellowstone

>>5013085
Why would brown people be scandalized by a creepy radioactive pond? They probably have more of that in their countries and worse. Also if you are from the same country as AIDS springs you have no right to complain about Asian tourists. The average citizen is browner than them, and much less civilized I bet.

>>5009463
fuckin keke

>>5010133
faggot bison followed the rainbow and tasted it too.

>>5012953
White people do this kind of shit and I don't get it.
As an injun (half white demon pale devil) I just know better and would only go there if I was very drunk.
>oh look a boiling puddle of acidic water! lets go see that and take selfies!
btw I'm a dog person. Cats are the white devil's devil's companion.

>>5009992
What happens when you take some glowing slime water from the hole and cool it? It still eats flesh?

>>5012953
The retard who fell didn’t get close to the edge. He fell into it. he and his sister DELIBERATELY went outside the guided safe zone to find a hot spring to bath in.
He was walking along the rocks and he tripped and fell
Basically it is perfectly safe if you stay where they TELL YOU to stay

>>5012953
Oh and I forgot, but the sister was filming him as he fell down inside. I PAY to see that clip

>>5013085
My god, you "people" complain over everything. Go back to Europe.

>>5013138
fuck off timmy

>>5009128
You're a big Bison, you can take it

>>5014509
why would you post in a thread before you throw it off page 10?

>>5009463
>not oxville

>>5009306
>>5009987
>>5013145
buzzard's got to eat too.

>>5010261
You don't crisp in boiling water, American.

>>5014511
At least you can talk.

>>5009128
based

>>5015948
The bison got completely disintegrated

>>5017319
Guess we'll just have to let bisons be bygones.

>>5010437
I'd agree if this was about any other animal.

>>5009117
>>5009128
>>5009184
heh