Since a new Jurassic Park film is coming tomorrow, I wanted to know what are /an/'s opinions on dinosaurs?

>>5010306 (OP)
So why did you post a picture of some random bird?

>>5010328
there is no indisputable evidence that you are not a faggot.

>>5010328
define "indisputable" in this scenario?

>>5010328
>institute for creation research
the creator of the universe did not choose to center it all around some fucking jews. the fact that exodus is a bald faced lie and they actually got kicked out of egypt classifies the entire bible as ahistorical. so does the age of the earth, the size of the earth, the shape of the earth, and the earth orbiting the sun.

the current christcope is the bible is divinely inspired but not divinely authored and some of it is just regional nonsense written by cavemen with limited knowledge, and synchronicity with other religions implies god did not choose just one ethnic group and actually sent christ specifically to correct that lie and properly accuse the so called chosen people of being the synagogue of satan
also you should ignore everything written by paul the pharisee, he officially lied about being an apostle
anyways
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_non-avian_dinosaur_species_preserved_with_evidence_of_feathers

I like Carnotaurus :)

>>5010359

>>5010306 (OP)
who tf is still watching these godawful movies?

>>5010364
Mostly children

Jesus appeared to me in a dream and said all dinosaurs had iridescent feathers that fell out and disintegrated upon death

>>5010367
Did he say what his favorite dinosaur was?

there's a dinosaur thread up on /k/ currently but it got me thinking about dinosaur stuff. What would life with dinosaurs be like in your region, assuming they could survive there?
>live in rural Alaska, no access to road system
>AK dinosaur life included nanuqsaurus (smaller tyrannosaur), pachyrhinosaurus (large ceratopsian), Alaskacephale (pachycephalosaur), therizinosaurids, and troodons and other small dromaeosaurs
>have to mount a large rifle to my ATV for dump runs (grizzlies already camp garbage dumps up here, dromaeosaurs and nanuqsaurus would totally hang out there)
>my community in particular dumps salmon leftovers on the beach all summer long, would probably need to not go there on foot during the warm season
>can't let dog out without large rifle in hands, nonzero chance of something sitting in the bushes around house
>state troopers already barely come out here, probably not coming out at all if there are tyrannosaurs AND methheads
>armor my car with some kind of polymer for inevitable charges from Alaskacephale/swipes from therizinosaurus
>not going ANYWHERE near marshes because of therizinosaurus

>>5010306 (OP)
Dinosaurs are fucking awasome

>>5010359
it's so cool they had catboys 65 million years ago

>>5010306 (OP)
There hasn't been a Jurassic Park film in 30 years. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>5010339
Something that isn't chinks lying or (((westerners))) lying to get access to chink doctored fossils.

>>5010306 (OP)
Good bait. The first two replies fell for it.

>>5010367
This isn't even a joke. This is just mainstream paleontology in 2025.

>>5010601
There's no such thing as bait on 4chan, midwit. We talk about whatever the fuck we want and you can't stop it.

>>5010500
Your and ijit. These animals wouldn't be able to survive in modern Alaska. The "cold cretaceous" is just one more thing the modern pop paleo cult made up that contradicts actual fossil evidence so they could get attention in propaganda pieces.

>>5010604
Good bait. I almost fell for it.

>>5010605
>round earth is made up the jews are subverting their own history book that claims they’re the center of the universe

>>5010609
Show me in the fossil record the ice age during the Mesozoic. Then I'll show you the plant life from the same area that directly refutes your made up disinformation bullshit.

>>5010612
See this is what happens when you stop studying paleobotany for a century, kids. But there's no money to be made or attention to get by gluing turkey wattles to fossil pine cones.

>>5010306 (OP)
>tomorrow
huh? really lmao
it's gonna bomb isn't it

>>5010605
>assuming they could survive there
Your generation speedreads because you were never taught to read books. I can't hold it against you that you didn't read that part of my post.

>>5010757
Smugness AND stupidity.

WE EAT.

But seriously the Mesozoic likely rarely saw a snowflake even at the poles. And it CERTAINLY wasn't covered in snow at any point anywhere on the planet. No, not even on mountain tops, most likely.

>>5010766
>Smugness AND stupidity.
Yeah, I would say you're afflicted with both. My apologies. Anyway, since you are too upset to reread my post, I'm not arguing for a cold Mesozoic. I literally just said "assuming the dinosaurs could live in your environment." That fundamentally means that you're wrong no matter what you say; my question prompt assumes that the dinosaurs COULD live in a given environment regardless of any actual biological limiters.

Now, for the benefit of everyone else reading, could you please make another angry post demonstrating that you don't understand what I'm saying? Thank you pal.

I'm not reading any more of your posts. You've gotten enough attention.

>>5010782
You just read the first one, didn't you?

:)