Do animals masturbate in the wild? or only in captivity?

>>5010458 (OP)
For primates at least, only in captivity to my understanding.

>>5010460
the “only in captivity” thing is bullshit, they do jack off waaay more often in captivity though, almost definitely because it’s the only fun thing they can think to do.

>>5010485
>right, I am surrounded by hairless pink apes and have nothing to do
>I could throw my shit at them as that is always fun, but I did that yesterday
>I want to use the tyre swing but Tyrone is going is using it and reaching mach 5 and he beat my ass when I tried to join in
>I am not hungry as I have already eaten half a cardboard cup some small hairless pink ape threw at me and now my belly hurts
>I can't lay some pipe because Jezebel is too busy with Tyrone's kids and shit
>I suppose I will just crank one out while bathing in the sun

>>5010490
>huh, wait a minute
>what did that old hairless ape throw at me?
>I would chuck my shit back at him but I have been unable to poop for 3 days since I ate a sandal
>It's warm, I have seen hairless apes put it in their mouth and suck before
>Might as well try it

>wai- shit
>...that actually feels prety good
>things seem a little less boring now
>my head is really buzzin too
>I think I have thought of something fun to do now
>I am going to snatch and slam Jezebel's kid into the concrete, that way no baby then I can lay pipe
>then I am going to search around for more of these warm smoke sticks

>Tyrone keeps trying to trade the tyre swing for smoke stick, but smoke stick better
>Jezebel gives me ass for some of the sticks too
>hairless apes been throwing more since I first puffed smoke stick
>life is good

>hairless pink apes have been throwing shiny cylinders now
>cylinders contain bubbly water
>hmmmm

>FUCK YEAH NIGGA IM ON CLOUD 9
>I'M GONNA MAUL THE FUCKING FACE OFF THAT PINK APE WHO COMES TO SHOVEL OUT OUR SHIT

https://youtu.be/OBBD0XDrKlI?si=DG9ue08wkEUZ09Jg

>

>>5010503

>>5010504

10/10 thread here

had a nice kek reading this

Screencap this thread, it is a gem

>>5010458 (OP)
You don't know about dolphins?

>>5010536
I thought they did it in captivity as well

>>5010536
you mean like my favorite dolphin, the sperm "whale"?

>>5010458 (OP)
Yes they masturbate in the wild

Especially equines, dolphins, primates, and humans.

>>5010606
How does a dolphin manage that?

>>5010507
we need to get this guy to voice the greentext IMMEDIATELY
https://m.youtube.com/@LobotomyOgre

>>5010651
They just flop their dick out and move it around. It's prehensile. Or in one case at least they fuck each other's blowholes.

>>5010501
>?si=DG9ue08wkEUZ09Jg

Hedgehogs will suck their own dicK.

Sure is strange how only the most intelligent animals coom

>>5010458 (OP)

>>5010651
isnt there a vid of a dolphin smiling while it swims back and forth running its dolphin cock in and out the headless body of a dead fish

>>5013227
you made that up

>>5013163
>Hey, yeah I'm gonna be late coming into work
>...because I've got a fucking babboon masturbating on my car.

>>5010458 (OP)
i have never masturbated in a forest so based on the evidence i have, no