If you're a man and you don't have this, I pity you

>>5010693 (OP)
yeah a standing mower is pretty cool

Do you at least use that shit to graze cattle or are you just wasting space? I could yield 1000+ sweet peppers and 1000+ tomatoes per year off half that land.

>>5010693 (OP)
>monoculture lawn
Why do you hate animals?

I'd pick a grass that doesn't need mowing like bamboo.

>>5010709
Or you could grow something you can actually live off of.

>>5010709
I grew up with 7 acres of lawn. It wasn't enough.

>>5010693 (OP)
lawns originated as a symbol of wealth and status, literally telling everyone you can have all this land and not do shit with it. they're useless unless you play sports on them

>>5010693 (OP)
grim

>>5010693 (OP)
Imagine being proud of destroying nature. I don't even think kikes can be as jewish as the average boomer.

>>5011035
Lawns stuck around because they don't harbor as many vermin and look better than bare dirt.

>>5010709
>>5010728
>>5011035
>>5011057
>>5011060
>t. redditors who dont own any property

>>5011214
That grass expanse is totally fucking useless. Just because your ancestor owned local serfs to compensate doesn't mean you do. You depend on remote businesses instead. You ARE the serf. Grow food or perish.

>>5011224
Be quiet retard. Most people work full time jobs, they don't have the time to grow peppers or tomatos or your gay shit outside of a few pots on their patio.
>inb4 muh native plant wildflower meadow!
That also takes a shit ton of work. You would know if you actually had one in your backyard like me.

>>5010693 (OP)
where animal

>>5010693 (OP)
This looks like shit. If you had all that land why not plant a garden? Put some decorative things down like bird baths and ponds. Put some fucking trees in. This utterly flat plain of perfectly mowed grass is not nice to look at, not at all. But then again, someone who attatches Greek columns onto a modern concrete block of a house and then slaps a pitched roof onto it probably doesn't know much about aesthetics.

>>5010693 (OP)
Proof that jannies don't exist on this board

>>5011258
Oh they do. They just exist to fuck up the board. Leaving zoophile shit up until it 404s, while deleting quality threads and banning quality posters and letting rabid shitposters take over the board (mostly 1 rabid shitposter - the cat-hater, paleoNPC, alcoholic that likes to call everyone "paleo schizo" and claim every poster is the same person). By himself this ONE (1) poster has turned the entire board to shit for years.

>>5011261
Lmao you're still going on about someone calling you a schizo, you're such a fucking baby

>>5010693 (OP)
Pity? I pity you where the fuck is all the cool plants and animals?

>>5011267
He killed them for mowed grass.

>>5010693 (OP)
wow, a big flat empty lawn with nothing fun. No volleyball, no horseshoe pit, no dog agility course, no big hole that you can dig more when you get the urge to dig. What a terrible waste of space. Why even bother maintaining it?

>>5011261
Dogs are smarter and cleaner than cats
Dogs kill off rodents. Cats do not.
Dinosaurs had feathers.
50% of women are smarter than you.

:^)

>>5010693 (OP)
>shitload of space
>barren, neat, empty
>"if you're a man and don't have this, I pity you"
how do it feel being king of nothing, buttfuck nowhere ?

>>5011233
I'm the one pitying you. being a wage slave and owning one big green empty bit of nothing is no achievement. delude yourself all you want, you seem hell bent on flexing on nonexistence anyways.

>>5011214
I own acres of property but I only keep a small 600 or so sqft patch of grass behind my house consistently mowed

>>5011233
>That also takes a shit ton of work.
No it doesn't, fruitcake. You pull the weeds out while strolling around and enjoying the sights and sounds. Perennials and self seeding annuals just grow back. You're just a control freak retard who likes making busy work for himself to fill the empty void in your life.

>>5011142
>Gotta cut down all the trees because squirrels.

>>5012052
Dude, what if your kids want to invite 22 friends over and play a game of football? You're cheating them out of a proper childhood.

>>5010693 (OP)
I'd put a big vegetable garden out there, some chickens, a few fruit trees, and make a nice sitting area with lots of flowers everywhere.

Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?

>>5010693 (OP)
Should I ask to borrow some from Blackrock?

>>5010693 (OP)
A really big lawn? Cool for a dog to run on

>>5012060
Lmao do you have a wildflower garden? Do you know what it's like to constantly pull out shit like jap stiltgrass and garlic mustard because you live in a place with a completely fucked up seed bank? Or did you just read a couple reddit and instagram posts about "muh native gardening" and virtue signal on the internet about it?

>>5012177
>lawncuck seething after being told the truth
kek

>>5012186
My property has more wildlife and biodiversity than yours (assuming you're not some rentoid)

>>5010693 (OP)
Boring. Grow some veggies on it or get some cattle.

>>5010693 (OP)
I dont and I wish I did, but I can't see how I can ever afford it

>>5012536
>when dolphins do this they say it's proof they're hyper-intelligent

>>5010693 (OP)

>>5012614

I have a neighbor whose a jackass about his lawn, he yells at people for walking their dog on his side of the street, said he's going to put rat poison down

He's the kind of fag out there with scissors manicuring it
And we'll he put all these shrubs and rock worm around and I checked the survey and they're on the public right of way
So I'm waiting until they grow in a bit then calling the town to report him

>>5012621
I have a mildly retarded neighbor who looks like a witch. Almost every time I get outdoors to water my garden, no matter how early in the morning, about 5 minutes later she emerges with her dog and makes in my general direction. I like her dog, but I also like a lot of quiet and privacy at around that time.

>>5010693 (OP)
A neutered, dead golf course yard?
Thanks, but no thanks.

>>5010693 (OP)
where are all the foxes