Does anybody else hate budgies?
>Weird wobbly sounds
>Parrot, but can't talk
>Fight all the time
>Born looking like an aborted fetus
>Pet store always has like twenty of these in stock while one of any other kind of animal
>Retarded, thinks it's reflection is a separate being
>Body breaks down if it can't perch

>>5010948 (OP)
budgies can talk THOUGH

TOTAL
CERE
REMOVAL

When budgie talks back.

I sold 2 budgies yesterday, they were adorable as they gently preened each other's faces.

>>5010948 (OP)
>Retarded, thinks it's reflection is a separate being.
maybe they know something we don't.

>>5011021
What's wrong with his face?

>>5011034
STDs. Budgies are sluts and will spread their cloaca for anybody.

>>5011034
Punched

>>5011080
Does anybody have the original budgie
puncher post?

>>5011034
Real answer: parasites. Forgot which, exactly. Probably birdlice. Happens a lot with solitary birds. Two birds will preen each other, reducing, though not eliminating, the likelihood of getting this sort of parasite but the best way to avoid it is by simply keeping that shit clean.