What kinda massage is this?

>>5011118 (OP)
seems more like sexual assault

>>5011118 (OP)
Humanely harvesting caviar from sturgeon instead of killing them for it. The yeald is less but it saves the life of a full grown female sturgeon who will produce more caviar next year.

>>5011118 (OP)
>>5011131
It’s called roe stripping and you can also use it to control fish breeding for hatchery work. Rather than fool the trout into spawning in a certain place in a hatchery setting, it’s easier to strip them of row and milt and artificially inseminate the eggs in an incubator/brooder tank.

>>5011135
Why are only a few species used for caviar? Can't imagine there's any massive different in taste between different fish eggs.

>>5011118 (OP)
Rip out the intestines of animal rapers in the public square!

>>5011157
The size of the fish egg is probably the most important consideration, but fish roe does taste different from species to species. Also some species of fish have poisonous eggs, like Gar and Cabezon.

>>5011135
>easier to strip them of row and milt and artificially inseminate the eggs in an incubator/brooder tank.
This is rape.

>>5011157
remember that fishes have been around for an insanely long time and any two given fish species could be more distantly related to eachother than they are to us. So, it makes sense that certain fish eggs are more appealing.

>>5011157
Some are better than others, but the taste isn't really the factor with the expensive stuff. Some people like spending money on luxury for its own sake.
You're looking at it with a functionalist mindset, like the more expensive something is, the better it should be. In reality, people like spending outrageous sums of money on this shit just because it's a status symbol. They buy it because they like showing off that they can, not because it's taste is superior.

>>5011189
Counterpoint, rape is natural and being weird about rape is terrible for society. Not that long ago, the penalty for rape was to have a lien placed on your property to ensure that you couldn’t fail to support your child if she got pregnant. That’s about the most stringent legal penalty for rape that isn’t poisonous to society.

>>5011289
No one actually gave a shit about blue tulips because they were blue, they cared because it would be new.

>>5011353
Rape could be completely legal and you'd still be too much of a bitch to ever try it. Kill yourself.

>>5011375
>the counterpoint to your post about how rape should be a civil matter is me saying you wouldn’t rape anyways!
>Chud BFTO

>>5011353
A lot of bad things are natural. Natural or not has no meaning.

>>5011411
If that is so then life also has no meaning

>>5011272
remember than any monophyletic classification of fish includes (you)

>>5011414
Yes

>>5011411
survival is natural. avoiding death is natural. reproducing is natural. prioritizing your own kind is natural. species that do these things exist and do well, and species that dont, dont make it very far beyond "self replicating tube".

maybe its meaningless if you do survive or do not, but you won’t be around to care and others will be laughing at you for being a dead homosexual, and so will their kids

>>5011353
You’ll be crying and telling yourself this while a hairy biker brutally rapes your ass.

>>5011427
Quickest way to out yourself as a fourteen-year-old.

>>5011427
shitting in toilets isn't natural
clothes aren't natural
religion isn't natural
medicine isn't natural
your computer isn't natural

appeal to nature holds no value.

>>5011427
“life is so le meaningless”
There’s no way to prove nor disprove that, but regardless, why would you choose to be cruel? You have the opportunity not to watch others suffer and you still allow it, this is “poisonous to society”.
Also do you have any reason for saying punishing rape is “harmful” to society beyond being an edgy teenager? Going back as far as the Neolithic rapists, barring soldiers and slavers, were generally exiled or outright killed, things have gotten lighter not harsher.

>>5011459
I only defend economically beneficial fish rapists go bother the other guy

>economically beneficial fish rapists

>>5011462
new banner

>>5011422
not true. ray-finned fish are the only real fish. cartilagenous fish, lobe-finned fish, etc. are simply not fish.

>>5011469
that's a silly thing to say. Very silly.

>>5011289
>>5011157
A premium price for only status is often true but sometimes it's cope. I've eaten a lot of types of roe growing up (I'm asian) so all my life I didn't think caviar would be a big deal. I had it somewhat recently and unfortunately it is actually really fucking good, and way better than any roe I've ever had.
Would I actually buy it regularly? Hell no. But it is definitely on another tier entirely.

>>5011473
I've had it too, and wasn't really impressed. Well, I won't say you're wrong, but it is scientifically proven that knowing how much something costs has a massive psychological effect on the consumer. Maybe I'm just not very sensitive to that phenomenon; I can't understand it.

>>5011476
>dat segue into strawman
You went from a wish-washy opinion to trying to equate my opinion with a psychological effect that you think you're immune to so much so that you can't understand it. Got it.
Nah, you're just wrong, lmao. There is also an equally proven psychological effect of just the opposite, you psued, where you refuse to accept anything not in your zone of control (whether your comfort zone or economic means, etc). In layman's terms, it's called cope.
E.g.
>T...that porsche 911 GT3 RS isn't that good anyway!

>>5011480
Or maybe he's not a retard and doesn't care about price or brand if the function is the same. Like a normie buying a $80 waterbottle.

>>5011538
Some people just don’t like certain flavors. It doesn’t mean that they are right when they say that oysters or cheese or fish or whatever is bad. It’s fine to not like something that’s good. It’s insane to decide that the people who do like some widely well regarded luxury good only like it for reasons unrelated to taste.
>it is scientifically proven that knowing how much something costs has a massive psychological effect on the consumer. Maybe I'm just not very sensitive to that phenomenon; I can't understand it.
is hilarious cope. The sane opinion is “I tried caviar and didn’t particularly like it. It’s not for me.”
Pappy Van Winkel is hilariously overpriced bourbon, absolutely not worth the price difference between it and Blantons if you aren’t wealthy enough you’ll never notice your drinks budget. But it is better than Blantons, and is the best bourbon in the world, there is just not enough supply to meet demand, so the price became outrageous. The same thing happened with caviar. In the pre-cold war era, caviar was only as expensive as the shipping to get it to you. It was the best roe in the world, enough so that it was a premium good that was not out of place at the table of a king, but it was abundantly available. It’s expensive now because the Soviets cratered the fisheries for these sturgeon in order to get enough foreign exchange to continue to purchase western made machine tools throughout the Cold War.

>>5011118 (OP)
Imagine how this would feel if you were constipated

>>5011189
If they've got a problem with it they can press charges
Oh wait they can't cause they're fish, sucks to be them!

>>5011118 (OP)

>>5011118 (OP)
Do you think this gives the fish mind shattering orgasms?

>>5011353
Yeah no, you might also get fucking killed by girl’s family (honor killed)
We created society to abide by rules to separate us from nature, because if we follow nature, as a law maker of our society, then it’s not a society anymore

>>5011353
Anon being left alone at an old age to die , infanticide, and murder is also natural
We can’t just Willy nilly follow nature rule as if we need to abide by them

>>5011473
I had osetra caviar a few times, it's amazing.

>>5011118 (OP)
I can't believe rich people pay good money for this shit

>>5013083
This, fucking disgusting

>>5011118 (OP)
they have muscles meant to specifically do this, activating those muscles causes the intended effect.
it's probably not as efficient as killing the fish, but i'm sure there's pros to keeping it alive

>>5011353
How about I rape you then? Since its so natural and all nothing wrong just a little bit of rape (my cock is really big so you will probably bleed)

>>5011411
I'd go as far as to say that artificial and synthetic things are in fact superior. The problem is humans are retarded (asbestos) or lack the means to gather enough information to account for problematic developments of their inventions (antibiotics).

By the way why are amazingly useful things always carcinogens?

>>5011453
I prefer gentle lovemaking
>t. hairy biker

>>5011353
This society used to have people mate for life. Divorce was unheard of. Sleeping with a Virgin could be punishable by death.
>>5011453
That is Sodomy which is a separate crime.

>>5014545
So called sodomy isnt wrong once you stop believing in the torah (literal fake history boom) and the laws of noah (a man who never existed). But there are still only two genders, and marriage is still between one man and one horse. Just as WOTAN intended.

>>5014496
>humans are retarded (asbestos)
Asbestos is not synthetic, it's a mineable mineral.

It's also not dangerous unless you're a smoker.

>>5014545
>This society used to have people mate for life. Divorce was unheard of. Sleeping with a Virgin could be punishable by death.
All unnatural constructs of society, human bodies show clear signs of reproductively aligning more with bonobos who feature heavy sexual competition and infidelity.

>>5011353
>>5011414
>>5011427
>got so into animals he became a barbarism advocate
yeah I'll pass and keep my modern industrialized society with rules thanks

>>5015761
Human society IS a natural construct. The agricultural revolution dramatically accelerated human evolution. We are basically a different species than hunter gatherer tribes with entirely different natural behavior. Most of the genes that set ethnic groups apart affect brain development and the immune system.

>>5011118 (OP)
>>5011118 (OP)
All these people calling it rape and inhumane when this is actually keeping them alive and not the horrible practice of slicing them open through the belly open which I have heard from Vegan propaganda. Dont know how popular that is but this is much better.

>>5013131
the fishe can keep producing roe if it's kept alive and well

>>5011118 (OP)
How much do you think that bowl of eggs costs.

Imagine if some giant came along and squeezed you for your eggs and sperm.

Imagine if you could ejaculate just from being hugged too hard, what the fuck.

Is this to make up for their lack of having legitimate sexual intercourse?

>>5016934
>Imagine if some giant came along and squeezed you for your eggs and sperm.
Dont threaten me with a good time

>>5016934
they have no hands or arms for hugging themselves

>>5011118 (OP)
steralize

>>5015835
Yeah your comfy little society which is currently in a death spiral lol. Civilization will always succumb to nature eventually, it's inevitable. Civilization tells you it's okay to be a weak little bitch, and so you only grow weaker and weaker. Comfort only causes you to atrophy, until those that live within the walls are too weak to uphold them. Peace is ultimately a lie, everything is built upon conflict and there is only temporary respite. Continue to live in delusion.

>>5015870
That doesn't sound very believable, source?

>>5011353
i am sure you will say the same after some mohammeds visit your daughter

>>5016934
>Imagine if you could ejaculate just from being hugged too hard,
haha yeah how weird