our tour's surprise visitor, a friendly lion who often visits our safaris, say hi"

how many bricks would you personally shit?

>how m-

>>5013362 (OP)
Zero. I'd be fucking elated.

I've pet a lion (also tigers) so if the human in charge says lion is friendly then lion is friendly. No bricks shat.

>>5013379
well you're just a regular bad ass huh?

>>5013631
If that's required to enjoying a suggle with a big kitty, then just call me Billy.

>>5013379
>I'd be fucking elated.

>>5013631
I just look at that webm and my immediate reflex is to think GIWTWM.

>>5013651
I fucking would.

>>5013362 (OP)
I would have to hide my boner for the remainder of the trip.

>>5013379
I'd be fucking Becky.

>>5013362 (OP)
Eh it's the same as when a big dog comes up and you don't know if it's being friendly or aggressive

>>5013362 (OP)
All of them. I would go home, and never stop shitting. They would have to hook me up to an IV and sign me up for poop donation programme. I would end up on the news and go down in history as the perennial shitter.

>>5013379
But her name is Becky.

>>5013872
No really.
Felines are much more predictable and easy to read.

>>5013906
I wouldn't know what to expect from a big cat

>>5013906
>Felines are much more predictable and easy to read

>>5014507
Dogredditor cope

>>5013906
Are you autistic? Because you sound autistic.

>>5014514
Autistic and a pedophile confirmed