>takes 3,762 very small shits under your refrigerator
>Spends 2 to 3 years having wild unprotected no-pullout sex in your cold air return ducts
>Fucking dies


How do I achieve this lifestyle?

I've got a wall that they keep getting stuck in, like they follow the wires for the washer and dryer and fall into a pit like that E.T. Atari game.

>>5014730
Eventually enough will die in there to fill the gap. The new mice will be able to cross safely thanks to the sacrifices of their ancestors.

>>5014685 (OP)
Do mice enjoy sex like us and dolphins?

they're so based bros

>>5014763
They procreate nonstop so presumably they don't dislike it by any means.