Inb4 fags respond with "Cats are le reddit."
Having a cat lay on your chest, sleep, and purr feels amazing bros. If you can't enjoy it because of a website full of retards, I feel sorry for you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Catloaf/comments/98ohoz/had_a_panic_attack_so_happy_loafed_up_on_my_chest/
>reddit repost thread
Cats are irritating, dont smell or feel nice, and purring is annoying
>>5015453But germany, a muslim arab country, has the highest toxo infection rate in europe
>>5015430 (OP)I can't enjoy it because I'm dead inside. Well the cat is happy so I just browse on my phone until it leaves.
>be me
>few years ago
>not doing great
>abuse dph to get by and forget about things and shut down the engines
>regularly mess up the dosage, either taking too much or too little
>tonight is a too much kind of night
>spiders galore, halloween circus, demon party
>even the fucking pillows look at me menacingly
>spiderwebs everywhere, shadow folks going in and out of room
>there's a meter-wide shadow millipede on the ceiling of the corrider just out of me room
>beyond spooked for some reason
>feel uneasy and vulnerable
>try to sleep it off, burry myself in blankets
>there are too many layers
>have to climb back up because I was starting to drown in liquid carpets
>realize I did too much of it, cant move, am terrified, and need to breathe manually because my body decided it had enough and my lungs went on strike
>if I dont manually breathe, it just does not happen. everytime I drift into sleep, I get awoken by the emergency feeling of asphyxia
>realize I am at my lowest
>cry a little
>feel a pressure on top of my body
>it's small and localized and is climbing up on me
>accept my fate, suffocated by the dph devil
>guess I deserved it
>the feeling of pressure becomes lighter and sits upon my chest
>it starts to purr
>it's my ex's cat, Bérenice
>I recognize her because of the little weird saliva noise she makes
>feel relief
>I am not alone
>she keeps purring, I calm down and manage to go to sleep
>I awaken the next day, alive
>realize the goddamn cat lives miles and miles away from here
>thankful she came to me in astral form last night
>promise myself not to do dph ever again
>thank you Bérenice
>>5015430 (OP)Nah, the contentment of resting with a pet that actually protects you is unmatched.
The unnecessary meowing and fights with other house cats at 4 AM, the cost of pet food, and the stench they leave in their box (and all over your house) aren't worth it IMO. Especially when other people's cats would do the same thing if they felt safe with you, without you having to feed them. Owning a pet cat isn't for me, I guess.
