suddenly you see pic related come running at you both. How fucked are you and doggo?

I use the dog as a flail

>>5020330 (OP)
>Kicks coyote pest in the face
Not my problem

>>5020330 (OP)
I break the thing's neck with my bare hands because they're small and weak.
They're basically rats in dog form, they're nothing.

>>5020335
fpbp

>>5020330 (OP)
Eye gouge or split front legs

coyotes are too skittish to come at a person

>>5020330 (OP)
We need a real beast of destruction.
How about you encounter the Michigan Dogman instead?

>>5020349
geeze, that's a little dark and specific...

My 10lb dog is an unhinged jack russel maniac so he would probably scare it off

Not even a little bit it's a single coyote you could literally pick the thing up and chuck it.

>>5020330 (OP)
Totally fine because my dog isn't tiny and coyotes are bitch tier regardless. Cats are more typically the natural prey of coyotes when it comes to pets.

>>5020330 (OP)
Well first I would wonder why my dog shrank.

>>5020330 (OP)
I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE I could kill a coyote with my bare hands in less than 10 seconds

Coyotes are tiny bitches lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRAZ11rucQo

>hiking with 10lb dog
see that is where you messed up
toy breed dogs have such minimal exercise requirements that it's not even necessary.

>>5020330 (OP)
Stab it to death with my serrated hunting knife.

>>5020330 (OP)
But I don't have a 10lb dog, I have a 30-40lb dog who literally looks just like a coyote. They would probably be friends.

>>5020330 (OP)
I connect with it spiritually and command it to cease its attack.