>born with the gift of flight
>can fly thousands of feet into the air and go anywhere it wants
>drops EVERYTHING and makes a beeline directly into an open window within a microsecond
>phases in and out of hyperspace when I try to track it by sight
>keeps flying into me despite me repeatedly shooing it with a hand thousands of times its mass

>>5020910 (OP)
Take a shower

>>5020910 (OP)
Big species usually want to gtfo right after you try to hit then with a hand. Smaller ones are absolute faggots though, either install window nets everywhere or move farther from livestock.

>>5020910 (OP)
>have literally nothing smelly in my apartment
>clean and take showers regularly
>never leave food in open
>leave window open for a bit
>like 3 flies fly in and just fly in circles in middle of the room never landing anywhere and occasionally crashing into eachother
>even if i try to shoo them they just go back to flying in circles in that very specific spot like its the bermuda triangle

>>5021234
If you could fly I be you would go through the window of some fat 4channer to annoy them as well, and I bet you would have a favorite spot in their house to fly around.

>>5020910 (OP)
It's because there's so many of them. There's just statistically bound to be one nearby when you leave a door open.

They also apparently like the salt on your skin. Or that's an explanation i've heard anyway.

It is odd isn't it? They have the whole world to explore and yet they bug us any chance they get, Flys are considered agents of death and decay, the God Beelzebub is heavily associated with the same, if you consider Flys to me more symbolic, then it's good to consider why you are being bothered by them soo much. Perhaps something in the way you live your life or in your mind, the way you think is rotting away at you and you've yet to clean it out....maybe?.perhaps?

>>5020910 (OP)
Assuming it doesn't want to lay eggs on you, which a couple of species may desire, it probably just wants the salt on your skin.

>>5020910 (OP)
how come flies, roaches and mosquitoes thrive but everything that eats them gets wiped from the fabric of reality within weeks of urban sprawl?

You gotta make the pressure inside your house higher than the pressure outside
Your house will accumulate less pests and dust

If the air pressure inside your house is lower than outside, then every time you open a window you're sucking shit into your house