They're learning. Adapting. Growing smarter. How dangerous are they?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:25:38 AM
No.5022337
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Squirrels when i was.growing up in the 90s used to decapitate and eat baby birds
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:26:46 AM
No.5022339
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>>5022354
>>5022328 (OP)
Well California is about to find out. I imagine it'll have some pretty tangible impacts on bird populations. California is already rapidly undergoing desertification ecosystem collapse along the west coast seems inevitable and progressively weirder shit is probably going to happen.
>>5022339
Could it be related? Less nuts and shit to eat, so they get hungry and look over at mr. mouse with envy
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:14:50 AM
No.5022355
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>>5022354
Maybe. Idk how much water acorns take but if it's anything like almonds or walnuts it's a lot. If a place is becoming more arid and there's less nuts that's less protein for the squirrels and they'll find a way to get it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:20:37 AM
No.5022356
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>>5022428
All animals are carnivores, some are just more honest about it.
>>5022356
What animals do aphids opportunistically predate.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:51:33 AM
No.5022436
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>>5022428
Don't these little niggers eat each other before maturity
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:13:44 AM
No.5022462
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>>5022328 (OP)
they've been eating small birds in england for a while.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 2:52:40 AM
No.5022804
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>>5022328 (OP)
grey squirrels will be the start of a new adaptive radiation in the future
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 3:35:07 AM
No.5022810
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>>5022354
Looked it up out of curiosity. It's ground squirrels (i know lame)and it's specifically voles they're preying on. Voles had a massive population surge so now the ground squirrels are eating them.
>>5022328 (OP)
he's gonna eat your NUTS NIGGA
Anonymous
7/31/2025, 11:47:10 PM
No.5024817
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>>5022328 (OP)
Most herbivores are occasionally carnivorous while a lot of carnivores will sometimes eat grass and shit. I've known about Squirrels eating meat for decades before this new news came out, it's been a thing people are just noticing it now.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:01:30 AM
No.5026839
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>>5022855
>i saw one eat an avocado
>We are doomed
If they start eating corn on the cob it's the end
Squirrels are fags. They made me take down my bird feeder.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:56:28 AM
No.5027326
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>>5027316
Get a squirrel feeder then, you should be grateful they love you so much
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:56:44 AM
No.5027788
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>>5022328 (OP)
Billions must eat rats and baby birds.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:06:46 AM
No.5028177
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>>5022328 (OP)
>sheltered city nerds discover squirrels are opportunistic omnivores
How is this news? Children know this. They even eat other squirrels
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:26:24 AM
No.5028181
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We need to domesticate squirrels and make them suitable to be pets. Those little fuckers are so cute.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:33:27 AM
No.5028183
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>>5028663
>>5022328 (OP)
We need to teach them to eat roaches.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:50:33 AM
No.5028190
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Saw one eating pizza some years back, so it's not that surprising
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:48:01 AM
No.5028209
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>squirrels do something they've done for millions of years
>not widely noticed or cared about because nobody follows fucking squirrels around all day or cares what they do
>society finally reaches point of decadence where squirrel scientists can exist and be taken seriously
>random fat white woman squirrel scientists sees squirrel raiding bird nest for free protein
>OH. MY. GLOB. WE HAVE TO START EATING BUGS TROMPF MADE THE SQUIRRELS CARNIVORES
yawn.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:02:29 AM
No.5028297
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>>5028303
Had to stop feeding my yard squirrels nuts/seeds since it started attracting rats. Any ideas on how to keep feeding them with out attracting rats?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:13:32 AM
No.5028303
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>>5028297
Put out rat food to attract squirrels
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:18:38 AM
No.5028663
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>>5028183
Stupid idea. You will get cockroaches AND squirrels/rats, the later will just flourish eating the formers without even making a dent on their population.
