We are just a couple of years away from breaking the language barrier between sperm and human. Soon they'll be posting on 4chin with us!

looking forward to trolling these ugly retards, they honestly should've been hunted to extinction for what they do to giant squids

>>5023047
We know that's you, Ahab

I don't want them to talk because it would get weird. Like if they're as smart as the dumbest people then wouldn't they get more human rights and stuff? No way fag, you're basically a fish.

I wonder how they'll react once they find out what we named them.

>>5023023 (OP)
Robots and drones freak them out I believe. Researchers have to free-dive with them I believe.

>>5023023 (OP)
They’re just gonna spend all their time bitching at us to turn the sonar off.

>>5023023 (OP)
Imagine telling them you always wanted to see the epic battle between them and giant squid and they're just like
>y do u wanna watch me eat breakfast?

>>5023023 (OP)
Can't be worse than pajeets.

>humans catch one of these slippery fuckers
>cut its head open
>think it's full of whale cum
>species now permanently branded the "cum whale"

>>5023076
youre also basically a fish
>>5023766
Id guess they're more annoyed about the constant motor noise from all the large ships.

>ywnbac(cetacean) because your entire clade is made up of dysgenic winggers with no history or accomplishments to speak of
>sneed, ywnbac(corvid)

>>5023955
>ships
Oh. They’ll do that too. Also probably make a point of flinging all the loose drift nets back at us.

>>5023076
Whales are more important than the "dumbest humans"

>>5023023 (OP)
>the language barrier between sperm and human
Just swallow you bitch, it's not that hard.

>>5023023 (OP)
who is claiming this

>>5023076
Humans are also basically fish. We're lobe finned fish by descent since tetrapods are sarcopterygians.

>>5024274
This is your brain on clades.

>>5024278
Yeah your brain on factual evidence. Not like humans appeared here via magic unrelated to everything else.

>>5024278
you have two front flippers and a bifurcated tail

you are an air gulping lobe finned fish. a shitty fish, but you will never be anything but a fish.

>>5024293
>shitty fish
>evolved to breathe and take in oxygen in a thin gaseous environment
>literally fly into space
>create modern tech
>literally conquer land
We are the ubermensch of fish.

>>5023047
>noooo you can't just eat the horrible giant sea monster devilfish abominations aaaahhhhh
Tentacles typed this post.

>>5024293
ray-finned fish are the only real fish. "lobe-finned fish" don't exist. coelacanths and lungfish are just non-fish creatures that look a lot like fish. tetrapods are just non-fish creatures that don't particularly look like fish.

>>5023023 (OP)
>there could be orcas here

>>5023023 (OP)
I like sperm whales. They're badasses. Having a covnersation with one would be curious.

>>5024480
Cephalopricks get the tempura.

>>5025080
They would prolly question why we are so unpredictable.

>>5023076
I'd argue whales are more deserving of human rights than about 80% of the people on the internet right now

Whales would look better with bigger eyes.

>>5025045
What about cartilaginous fish FAGGOT

>>5023023 (OP)
What if they are bigotted and racist tho???

>>5027258
They're one of the most intelligent animals on the planet [spoiler]so they definitely are[/spoiler]

>>5027350
Since fucking when is spoiler disabled on this board???

>>5027351
Since absolutely forever.

>>5027258
if they hate orcas than their racism is justified.

>>5025255
This looks silly

>>5027820
does not

>>5028140
>>5025255
It looks fucking terrifying.

>>5028142
mean

>>5028148
>>5028140
>>5025255
stoopid whale

>>5028150
say that in the mesopelagic zone, not online, and see what happens, humie

>>5023023 (OP)
>>5023076
Imagine meeting your Internet friend IRL and it's a whale that would be so weird haha

>>5028232
Yeah, it'd be weird. I've been catfished, and it's not all that pleasant.

cumbrain

>>5023023 (OP)
We can ask how it feels when they poop on orcas

>>5028150
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little biped? I'll have you know I graduated top of my pod in the Southern Ocean, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on orcas, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in littoral warfare and I'm the top squid hunter in the entire Antarctic. You are nothing to me but just another meal. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the continental shelf and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking calamari, kid. I can be anywhere underwater, anytime, and I can crush you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare flukes. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the cetaceans and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking swallowed, kiddo.