even compared to their smaller monkey counterparts. They look wrinkly, aged and bald, while monkeys look cute and have aesthetically pleasing fur arrangements.

It's probably just that they look similar enough to us that they just look like very ugly people in our eyes. If they didn't look like us then we'd see them differently

>>5023061 (OP)
How can you call these little guys ugly?

>>5023108
I think OP meant greater apes like pongos and his mum.
Lesser apes like gibbons (are there any other lesser apes?) are monkey-like enough that I think he would exempt them.
>>5023061 (OP)
I hate monkeys but I have to agree that they're cute.

>>5023105
Yeah, but humans don't have loose skin, facial wrinkles, nor do we all look like we're norwood 6.
Chimps, orangutang and gorillas just aren't very pretty to look at compared to monkeys and other animals.

>>5023120
>orangutang
Go away.

>>5023061 (OP)
It's because they have less fur than most animals.
Look up any naked mammal or mole species and you'd see they are ugly like the naked mole rat

>>5023061 (OP)
Fair bit in this post

>>5023105
This

>>5023120
You're just applying our standards for judging people's looks.

>>5023061 (OP)
Bonobos are particularly ugly. Chimps also but to a lesser degree. Gorillas look fine. Pongos are a mixed bag. Also remember how ugly people are without clothes, grooming and dental care.

Here's a scientific fact I just made up: being repelled by chimps was supposed to prevent us from having sex with chimps, but some dumbass did it anyway, causing millions to die of AIDS.

>>5023061 (OP)
Being closely related to humans makes us apply human standards. But then again, they aren't even the ugliest. You got condors, warthogs, blobfish, dick-nosed monkeys, naked mole rats, maggots, goblin sharks, elephant seals etc.

>>5023108
>rips off your face

>>5023061 (OP)
All the traits we view as attractibe are the reault of cycles of conscious sexual selection

>Why are apes so ugly
Bro what

>>5023311
AIDS was created by breeding cheap polio vaccines in diseases tissue.

The origins of canine distemper are similar. Pharma denies this because they need normies to trust them unconditionally. Just look at what one dodgy flu shot and a shitty hepB shot no one needed did to trust in the very concept of vaccines.

Chimps are appealing, it’s the bonobos that look like minstrel characters.

>>5023061 (OP)
>>5023105
I imagine it's just some sort of mammalian method of preventing crossbreeding between animals close enough to do so.
Primates are obviously very visual about mating and it's no surprise that chimps, the closest to humans genetically appear the ugliest.

>>5023120
because these are features of mature apes, humans are basically big babies

>>5023315
Warthogs look funny but I wouldn't consider them uglier than great apes. Naked mole rats however look like a dick with paws.

>>5023348
off yourself m8

>>5023384
The micropenis would've been enough to prevent it anyway.

>>5023447
I-I'm not that small...

>>5023716
kek

>>5023311
AIDS was far more likely caused by improper handling of bushmeat.

>>5023353
>pic
I didn't think he was handsome until I saw those massive balls. Dayum!

>>5023384
>it's no surprise that chimps, the closest to humans genetically appear the ugliest.
This makes sense in theory but in reality they look the least humanlike. See >>5023311 for comparison

>>5023348
>antivaxx retard has to make it about vaccines
we really need an unfathomably deadly pandemic that has a vaccine with a very high rate of functionality

>>5023061 (OP)
I think it's just because they start to get closer to how *we* look and then we start to apply human standards to them, which of course they cannot look appealing under.

>>5023747
>Absolutely NO vaccines can ever have problems! All vaccines are perfect and safe! Doctors would never fuck up!
Not only do doctors fuck up, but whenever americans are involved, their fuck ups get covered up to protect investors from loss and shield companies from settlements.

uncanny valley

>>5023061 (OP)
real answer. creationism is true, but not the way you're taught or how religious nuts try to push it. it's not just "one single entity created everything as it is last tuesday". there's dozens of creator beings up there, and there's tons of archetypes and shit being recycled. to cut it short, mankind is itself an archetype, and dozens of creator Gods above our reality can deploy mankinds, bears, big cats, big birds, anything. these animals aren't always updated after each cycle starts over.
mammoth > elephant
bear > badger > weasel
triceratops > chameleon
pelican > seagull > tern
eagle > hawk
capybara > porcupine, beaver > squirrel
there's too many examples to list. these "great apes" are of human origin. they're wrinkly and born looking old because their genome is worn out.
yes this is /x/ tier stuff, but it checks out. see for yourself.
human > poo in loo > gorilla > chimp > macaque > rat
but there's more. spider monkeys sure are different from macaques. how about those gorillas with kinky curly hair and empty, vacant eyes? they sure don't look like donkey kong.
but there's your answer. but there's more questions, like "then what's up with baboons" which points to some genomes being sampled and recreated as new animals, who then start degrading the moment they're deployed on earth.
earth has cycles of destruction, but it doesn't create. it only consumes.

>>5025296
Had me intrigued until the racism. I'm not offended and say much worse irl, but it's unnecessary and turns an absurdist notion into a retarded /pol/ venture. Your initial suppositions are somewhat related to certain Meso-American creation mythos.

>>5025296
No anon, creationism is not true.
>Their wrinkly and old because
Because we evolved to age slower than them.

>>5023105
i wonder if they think we're ugly too

>>5025349
they find us insanely attractive

>>5025358
Really? How do you know that?

>>5025370
All of the orangutans that keep trying to rape people

>>5025371
Maybe they're just really horny anon

>>5023740
U gay for a monkey?

>>5023740

Hey, his eyes are up here

>>5023061 (OP)
Uncanny valley.

Bros how do I return to monkey?

>>5023061 (OP)
Chimps are literal demons
Humans are the result of striving to repent over millennia (we still haven't gotten there yet)

>>5023420
>>5023747
my wife got that gardisil shot they forced on teenage girls like 17 years ago and immediately got a blood clot that required her top most rib be removed within a week.

>>5025343
>m-muh racism.....
kill yourself