I am The Magic Wishing Hedgie. I will grant you any one wish that doesn't offend me. What is your wish?

Human females naturally develop into horses instead of people with x chromosome magic

the destruction of all politicians please kind Hedgie

I wish you to be safe from the ticks Hedgie.

>>5023985 (OP)
I wish that people would wake up and realize dinosaurs never had feathers.

>>5023985 (OP)
One gazillion dollars. (For me)

>>5023985 (OP)
Kill all furries, please and thank you.

>>5023985 (OP)
health, wealth, and wisdom for the world, and if there's any left give it to me.

>>5023988
Fpbp

>>5023985 (OP)
Happiness for everybody, free of charge, and may no one be left behind

I wish Rachel would come back to me.

>>5024128
Death to all jews is tempting but cursing every jew with a guilty conscience is more expedient, make them fix the problems they caused instead of disappearing and leaving us with the mess.

Hedgie, I ask this wish not for myself, but for my bro. He's hit a level of stagnation that does not allow him to hit his goals. He hits a level of competency in anything he tries but can't push past it. I wish for him to get the ability to break his limits.

I wish for all humans to be turned into hedgies during a full moon.

>>5023985 (OP)
Immense success in all my endeavors please

>>5024248
>>5023985 (OP)
I don't know if you actually can grant wishes hedgie, but my friend messaged me today and told me he had solved his problem and doesn't feel like shit anymore. Thanks Hedgie!

>>5023985 (OP)
I wish for the pongos to be protected. Please Hedgie.

i wish for nothing being able to offend you

>>5023985 (OP)

Shrimp?

>>5023985 (OP)
I'll heal better than I was before

>>5023985 (OP)
Turn everyone and everything into a hedgie.

>>5023985 (OP)
I wish to be dead