I have always and dogs ang I bought a cat for the first time. My friends also have cats and I think they're basically retarded or autistic. They stay in absurd position for hour or keep looking the wall where nothing happen. you call them and they don't come. When you pour water for the 1000th time in the pot and they look like it's the first time they see some magic fluid. Yeah I think they're definitely retarded animals.

>>5025040 (OP)
Lol melted cat. Yeah they're pretty instinctual and rarely exhibit behavior above those instincts. Sometimes, but definitely not that much.

They are just not socially equipped like dogs. Cats are solitary animals who literally view you as a surrogate parent. They are also less domestically developed compared to dogs if you look at their history of development around humans. Give it another 100 years and they will all act like siamese cats

my cat also seems don't like to be touched or petted. when you take it in your arms always try to escape. and he eats only 1 type of food nothing else even if tier 1 quality (fish, meat, etc...). really weird.

>>5025040 (OP)
dogfag propaganda

>>5025046
>my cat also seems don't like to be touched or petted. when you take it in your arms always try to escape
Was it a resuce? Cats that go feral for a portion of time are like that. My father's cat used to be semi-feral and it took 6 years for him to approach you for fuss without being tetchy

>>5025040 (OP)
Anon, dogs are literally mentally retarded and physically deformed slaves who have been conditioned to seek human approval. They're basically shitty shoggoths. Those poor things have my sympathy.

>>5025055
>Anon, dogs are literally mentally retarded and physically deformed slaves who have been conditioned to seek human approval. They're basically shitty shoggoths. Those poor things have my sympathy.

>>5025055
Toxo propaganda

>>5025055
>Anon, dogs are literally mentally retarded and physically deformed slaves who have been conditioned to seek human approval. They're basically shitty shoggoths. Those poor things have my sympathy

>>5025055
>Anon, dogs are literally mentally retarded and physically deformed slaves who have been conditioned to seek human approval. They're basically shitty shoggoths. Those poor things have my sympathy.

>>5025055
>Anon, dogs are literally mentally retarded and physically deformed slaves who have been conditioned to seek human approval. They're basically shitty shoggoths. Those poor things have my sympathy

>>5025062
Is that a smashed and slammed hairless grumpy hecking shoggoth car? I desire to give the sweet lad many pats and remind him of how valid he is!

>>5025040 (OP)
>every animal that doesn't act like my heckin doggerino is dumb and autistic
i really hope you didn't actually buy a cat and if you did please return it

cats are beautiful

>>5025285
I am imagining this cat speaks with a heavy chinese accent

>>5025285
>>5025292
>ur fader, is C H I N E S E
https://youtu.be/Ynr2_Wpvwd8?si=lORBLHNvfpbloz88

>>5025040 (OP)
The ancestors of dogs and cats evolved in the wild for different niches which is why they act differently. Wolves are pack-hunting pursuit predators and have greater stamina. Cats are solitary ambush predators and sacrificed stamina in favor of stealth and the ability to climb/skink their way into tight spaces. Wolves are more similar to humans in terms of ecological niche and dogs became more widespread as a result, including a wider variety of breeds since they could fit more purposes such as hunting and guarding, which is why they're easier for people to understand. Cats are less versatile in terms of function and display emotions in a more subtle way than dogs so people expecting them to act like dogs fail to understand them. Their biology is just different.

>>5025040 (OP)
Yes, cats are retarded, but they also try really hard not to be.

They have 1/2 as many neurons in their cerebral cortex as dogs and have odd behaviors to milk those for every last bit of intelligence they can offer, which can give them the appearance of being smarter than a dog in at least one moment sometimes.

Cats are the 85 IQ guy who practices math in his head, dogs are the 125 IQ guy who coasted through highschool and got a WFH tech support job so he could drink beer while googling for people.

>>5025285
What is this thing called

>>5025040 (OP)
yes they are completely retarded but they don't need intelligence because their instincts are so powerful

think of it in terms of financial stocks.
if the price is initially set too high, then there's not as much room to pump the stocks compared to a much lower starting floor point.
I think dogs are focused on the end game, trying to redefine what the peak 'ceiling is', because
>their specialty is "roofing"

>>5025040 (OP)
The more retarded an animal is the more genuine and trustworthy it is.

>>5025044
I had a siamese, she was so awesome.

>>5025040 (OP)
Yes and that’s why we love them.

>>5025044
>Siamese cats
they have the best voices

>>5025536
>>5025439
She is a bit of a demon, but I do love her a lot. Very sassy and stands her ground well against 2 large dogs.

>>5025541
They have the best personalities of all cats too for some reason.

>>5025744
>most doglike cats have the best personalities
Hmmmm

>>5025040 (OP)
>you call them and they don't come
skill issue

>>5025055
got the dogfuckers hootin and hollerin with this post

>>5025055
>Mentally retarded
Smarter than an entire continent of "homo sapiens"
>Physically deformed
Less than most people
>conditioned to seek human approval
Wild ass wolves already do this. We didn't have to do shit except extend their socialization window so they wouldn't eat strangers.

>>5026194
>Catfag literally non-stop projecting his zoophilia
Many such cases. Everyone who actually fucks/molests dogs is a cat person. Often times, purveyors of purebreds are actually cat people as well!

>>5025541
Cutie. White-tipped paws are SSS tier

>>5026209
Her tail is even white tipped!

>>5026207
>n-no ur the zoophile!
there's that rock-bottom dogfucker IQ on display again

>>5026221
>toxotroon projects his obsession yet again
are you creatures even self aware? do you even have opinions of your own instead of reddit quotes?

>cat acts different than a dog
>man wtf why does this animal act like an animal?
Golly I don't know, OP. Maybe because it's not a fucking person or an animal like a dog that has been honed by countless millennia to be a companion animal.

>>5025040 (OP)
I have a cat and have had several dogs and cats are dumb as fuck, but they're funny to watch and can be extremely affectionate. They just have a different mode of intelligence and interfacing with the world.

>>5026222
>asking others if they're self-aware when they screech about toxo every single thread like an unthinking robot
lmao
also thanks for outing yourself as a turd worlder. toxo is not a problem in western countries. we don't think about it every single day like you do. how expensive was the jeetdroid you got? $50 or rupees or whatever you use over there?

>>5026243
Sounds like you have toxo

>>5026243
Toxo is mostly a problem in france, germany, and england because they foolishly think cats control rats (they don’t)

It’s not a problem in the US because we have based yotes