Salmon hat bros... - /an/ (#5026434)

Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:17:10 PM No.5026434
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Did we get too cocky?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:20:38 PM No.5026436
>>5026434 (OP)
Salmon eating orcas and seal eating orcas are different races, as far apart as whties and blacks. It's a cetacean race war.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:57:29 PM No.5026448
Reminds me of how hippos will interrupt crocodiles while they're eating or basking. It must be boring being the top of the food chain.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:33:10 PM No.5026465
>>5026434 (OP)
>no one knows why
maybe it’s because humpback’s fucking hate them for killing and eating the tongues of their babies?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:16:26 PM No.5026528
>>5026434 (OP)
Even pilot whales can mog orcas
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:48:10 PM No.5026550
>>5026434 (OP)
Other whales probably see orcas as the niggers of the ocean
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:05:30 PM No.5026556
>>5026528
Don't certain pods of Orcas kidnap pilot whale pups and keep them as "pets"
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:08:39 PM No.5026558
>>5026556
Calves* forgot the stupid borrowed nomenclature
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:11:29 PM No.5026559
Whales are smart. They can tell this orca is a threat to its pups. How do you stop that? Well stop them from eating. Forcing them to fuck off or die.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:19:04 AM No.5026738
>>5026434 (OP)
Sperm whales literally SHIT on orcas:

https://www.sciencealert.com/sperm-whales-have-been-seen-using-their-ultimate-weapon-against-attacking-orcas
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:23:41 AM No.5026741
>>5026434 (OP)
>AI slop
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:38:38 PM No.5026989
>>5026738
Orcasisters, wtf is this
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:07:45 PM No.5027004
>orcas are getting increasingly aggressive towards surface dwellers
>meanwhile, whales are getting increasingly aggressive towards orcas
somethings boiling up in the sea, will we see WWW? World War Whale?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:10:29 PM No.5027007
i despise orcas for being so ruthless and often unnecessary cruel. sometimes i wish i was a sperm whale bull weighting 70 tons so i could hunt down those black and white fat niggers all across the west coast.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:50:20 PM No.5027047
>>5026434 (OP)
Humpback whales are so based for that. I love them even more now.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:04:06 PM No.5027055
>>5027007
porpoise/seal flippers typed this post.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:21:30 AM No.5027113
>>5026436
What about baby humpback whale eating orcas?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:23:14 AM No.5027114
>>5027007
Why is this post so funny.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:10:12 AM No.5027192
>>5026434 (OP)
Based humpback btfoing the nigs of the ocean.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:58:15 AM No.5027208
>>5026434 (OP)
imagine what that seal is thinking there lol
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:20:13 AM No.5027357
>>5026465
Maybe humpback babies should stop being so tasty then.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:46:19 PM No.5027398
>>5027357
>Eat the tongue
>Waste the rest of the whale
orcas are asswipes.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:20:55 PM No.5027412
>>5026738
So next time someone starts harassing me I just shoot explosive diarrhea on him and he'll go away?
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:00:15 PM No.5027427
>>5027208
it's AI-slop idiot
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:28:31 PM No.5027461
>>5026434 (OP)
based. Orcas are the humans of the aquatic world. I wish they all would be killed
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:37:56 PM No.5027481
humpack whales should let them kill seals but prevent them from hunting any other prey
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:18:05 AM No.5027762
>>5027481
Based. Fuck seals.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:25:54 PM No.5027968
>>5026434 (OP)
Owned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzgH4A_AOE0
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:32:21 PM No.5027970
>>5026434 (OP)
scientists be like
>no, whales are not intelligent enough, their brain just operates a SONAR, and that is not related to higher brain functions no sir
>whale eyesight isn't very good, they probably mistook the seal for a whale calf (ignore the part that they use sonar to identify things)
>just misfired mothernal instincts, just a glitch in a nervous system!

Anything just to void admitting an intelligent animal that feels compassion.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:40:50 PM No.5027971
>>5027970
Baleen whales like the humpback whale don't echolocate and they're not social animals. Only toothed whales do/are.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:01:31 PM No.5027979
>>5027971
>not social
they use long distance communication, they are all neets hanging out on whale web
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:28:17 PM No.5028024
>>5027968
Stupid seal got killed anyway
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:34:28 PM No.5028028
Orcas ram the babies of whales to death and then eat them in front of the mother.

Orcas are literally the niggers of the sea.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:40:48 PM No.5028032
>>5028028
Orcas will kill dolphins and porpoises for fun and not even eat them.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:07:27 AM No.5028261
>>5027412
Yeah that probably will do the job pretty effectively.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 4:08:28 AM No.5028262
>>5027461
They absolutely are going to be.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:03:29 AM No.5028298
>>5027971
You couldn’t be any more wrong, especially about humpback whales which are the most social of all the baleen whales
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:07:24 AM No.5028300
>>5028024
Yes, but his species will live. ALL orcas shall die.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:08:49 AM No.5028301
>>5027007
based
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:24:55 AM No.5028306
>>5026550
>the niggers of the ocean
They so are this. Look no further than all the faggots in Seattle who idolize these sadistic cretin creatures.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:54:07 AM No.5028314
>>5026550
orcas are literally the homo erectus of the ocean
there are two tribes, fish eaters and mammal eaters

the mammal eaters eat the fish eaters, and each other. they're retarded savages and psychologically torture their prey (clearly intelligent seals). compared to cetaceans seals are basically fairies, marginally intelligent silly little guys that can't harm you, so it makes sense that orcas that eat them are mean fucks. these are the orcas that allied with humans and wanted paid in whale tongues.

the fish eaters are the "civilized" orca that don't go around murdering the cetacean equivalent of fairies or their fellow whales, but they do engage in ritual killings of harbor porpoises and then parade their corpses around until they get bored.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:55:35 AM No.5028315
>>5028314
bro got too cocky and got too close

even caveman know to throw pointy thing from as far away as possible
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:04:39 AM No.5028320
>>5026434 (OP)
Interesting fact: Orcas don't even have eyes. They are blind.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:08:20 AM No.5028323
>>5028314
>compared to cetaceans seals are basically fairies, marginally intelligent silly little guys that can't harm you

Tell that to the penguins
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:31:23 AM No.5028335
>>5026465
>eating the tongues of their babies?
And genitals. They eat tongues, lips and genitals, and leave the rest.
Nature's got some dark kinks in it.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:52:09 AM No.5028342
>>5028320
Certainly blind to the consequences of their behaviors.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:05:34 AM No.5028387
>>5028314
>the mammal eaters eat the fish eaters, and each other
Cannibalism is the one thing that hasn’t been observed in orcas. They avoid or ignore each other
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:29:21 AM No.5028390
>>5028387
They do commit infanticide through, which is often connected to cannibalism in the animal kingdom

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/male-orca-and-its-mother-worked-together-kill-newborn-calf-180968590/
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:08:40 PM No.5028420
>>5028390
>which is often connected to cannibalism in the animal kingdom
But not in this case. That calf was not consumed, nor has any other known instance of infanticide involved cannibalism. Not to mention how rare infanticide in orcas is in the first place
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:13:39 PM No.5028421
>>5028420
It probably happens more often than it's been documented
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:15:33 PM No.5028423
No one flips shit when a seal kills a penguin.
an Orca eats a seal and suddenly it’s a savage animal.

I see you seals.
Get off my board.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:38:24 PM No.5028456
>>5028423
Oh but when you eat a fish it's totally ok? Fuck off, penguin. #fishlivesmatter
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:29:29 PM No.5028526
orcas need to be taught a lesson. just send a sub near a pod and launch one ping at them. they will never hunt in those waters again.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:29:45 PM No.5028615
>>5028421
And until it’s documented there’s no evidence of it
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:36:38 AM No.5028634
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>>5026434 (OP)
revenge for the orcas who started hunting whales, apparently this may be the cause of why whales have started going silent, orcas deciphered their code and used it to hunt them.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 12:38:06 AM No.5028638
>>5028423
>>5028456
Lolz
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 7:58:01 AM No.5028769
>>5028306
haha the freedom we have up here lives in your head rent free.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 2:47:10 PM No.5028878
>>5026434 (OP)
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-do-pilot-whales-chase-killer-whales-near-iceland-180978758/

“Then the killer whales just went silent,” says Samarra, a biologist and lead investigator of the Icelandic Orca Project. As the whistling grew stronger a group of pilot whales came into view, and the killer whales seemed to turn and swim away.

“It’s quite unusual because the killer whale is this top predator,” says Anna Selbmann, a doctoral candidate at the University of Iceland who is supervised by Samarra. “It’s very unusual that they’re afraid of anything—or seemingly afraid.”

Interactions between killer and pilot whales have only been scientifically documented a few times, and Samarra is among the first scientists to have observed this behavior in Iceland. Since the 2015 encounter, she’s seen similar interactions around 20 times.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:33:26 PM No.5028922
>>5028769
>seattle
>freedom
have fun fending off the junkies with a spoon lol
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:39:26 PM No.5028924
>>5028423
The penguins are cute and defenseless, the seals look like actual monsters.
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Anonymous
8/9/2025, 4:55:00 PM No.5028925
>>5028924
That's because seals ARE monsters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmklASZUrZ8
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:10:30 PM No.5029267
>>5026434 (OP)
More and more are waking up to the orca menace
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:27:03 PM No.5029274
so this entire article is AI right
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:25:33 PM No.5029295
>>5029274
the thread too
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:45:26 PM No.5029306
>>5026434 (OP)
The humpback whales have orda fatigue.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:37:18 AM No.5029432
>>5028634
also the extreme humans made noise pollution in the seas
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:43:16 AM No.5029510
>>5027004
Yeah, its strange. There's a literal race war going on in the ocean.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 3:34:20 PM No.5029680
>>5027004
>>5029510
It's mostly other cetaceans beating up orcas because orcas are the only cetacean that preys on other cetaceans.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:47:15 PM No.5029696
>>5028335
It's called soft meat, animals would be eating your tongue and dick first if you died in the wild.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:08:53 PM No.5029728
AKCHUALLY IT'S A MAMMAL
AKCHUALLY IT'S A MAMMAL
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>and no one knows why
>GEE WHAT IF I MADE THE AREA I LIVE IN LESS DESIRABLE FOR PREDATORS THAT POSE A THREAT TO MY OFFSPRING
Lefty basedentists get literally outsmarted by a fucking fish
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:14:01 AM No.5029989
>>5029728
Wonder why all the large whales besides orcas only eat fish and cephalopods
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:31:50 PM No.5030058
>>5028925
Seals >>>>>>> orcas