Thread 935630786

There is nothing Random about /random any more. Its always the same threads repeated ad nauseam.
AI Loli threads... Trap threads... Caleb threads Pol threads... Pol threads pretending to be ylyl threads. BBC Sota Dilf... Its always the same shit here now.
Everything else is just porn threads, like we don't have dedicated forums for that shit to go.

Were did all the Meme threads go? Oh wait none of you fucking know what a meme actually is. Let alone how to make one or perpetuate one.
Were did all the racy, problematic, crazy, off the wall threads go.
Were the threads talking about ancient aliens'? The threads about shady shit people are into. Threads about cults? Summoning Demons? Where are the inventive copy Pastas?

This forum is so far from Random I'm of the belief now that nearly every post here is created by AI. Everything seems Mathematically driven.

I have to wait for nearly 4 minutes to post this.
I guess this answers my question.

4chan is Dead!

It died ages ago. Almost nothing but pic related retards remain.

>>935630786 (OP)
niggers

soon anon
k soon

>>935630786 (OP)
Shit Suck!

The question is, where did everyone go?
What are the sketchy destinations that compare?

And why the fuck do I have to wait 2 mins to post? I can’t let the shitposts flow under these conditions.

>>935630912
I Like this image. Its relevant.
Yes /B was a Dumpster fire, but it was an entertaining dumpster fire.

Now /b is a simple fucking candle amongst a sea of candles.

>>935630786 (OP)
>> Were did all the Meme threads go?

to make a decent meme image you need something like photoshop. most 4channers are phone posters, now.

>>935632027
>photoshop
Back in my day all we needed was MS paint

>>935630786 (OP)
> " There is nothing Random about /random any more. ..." ;

there never was:
the board title, "Random" does NOT refer to the actual, or intended, content of the threads that end up in /b/ :

From the very beginning of 4chan, the "Random" referred to the :
> "RANDOM retards"
[ a subset of the non-staff 4chan users ] ;
who posted their garbage and bullshit on the wrong boards, and the /b/ designation was derived from the word :
> " bin " ;

Thus, the /b/ - Random board always has been:
the "Random retard bin" that has been used ...
[ by the Admin(s), Moderators and Janitors ]
... to dump all the bullshit and garbage that the random retards posted into the relatively respectable boards, assuming that their shit didn't infringe the minimal Global Rules that are enforced in the Random Retard Bin.

Sure, the original Owner / Founder / Admin : Christopher "moot" Poole, originally intended that THAT designation / usage, was temporary and he had an intention to improve its quality, in line with the site's primary intentions, but he never did improve it and neither has the current owner/Admin : Hiroyuki "hiroshimoot" Nishimura
[ apologies for the unofficial "tongue in cheek" nick-name widely adopted by the users, soon after he bought the site off moot ]

> pic related

>>935632135
ok then explain /trash/

>>935630786 (OP)
Pol is worse, it's 100% bots and spammers.

I actually think when /b/ had ID's it helped a bit because we got more Q&A threads. I know that wasn't traditional /b/, but I think it would be an improvement to what we have now while still allowing regular threads if that's what people want.

>>935630786 (OP)
4chan was amazing when it was visited by mostly millennial college students during the mid and late 2000s studying math, science, and marching band. Over the years, its gotten diluted with a bunch of horny 16 year olds that post nothing but porn and social threads.

>>935632368
I wonder what would happen if there was a board for porn threads

NSFW still fine on /b/, but outright porn threads get moved to the porn board

Make the mods opinionated and ban happy again.

>>935632368
>marching band

>>935632565
probably would kill the board even more. I think there are too many boards now on 4chan. people come for the porn and then maybe stay for an oddball interesting thread.

>>935632896
Would it kill the board or would it have people actually sticking around long enough to start posting?
I just loaded the page out of boredom and saw this thread.
I don't stay here because it's literally all the same porn threads as OP said.
It isn't surprising that people (gooners aren't "people") don't stick around.

you ever hear the tragedy of yellow posting on /b/

>>935630893
Lost, you forgot a few but fair

>>935630786 (OP)
/b dies when moot sold it to the feds

/b/ is dead man. i miss the good old days of peak /b/ when us oldfags started posting almost 6 months ago man

>>935630786 (OP)
welcome to about 13 years ago

>>935632181
> " ok then explain /trash/ " ;

As /b/ (rapidly) became the initial "port of call" for a huge number of users to post their New Threads, regardless of whether their content (or the OP's intended reply content) might be allowed / borderline acceptable, the /b/ Random board became almost unmanageable and grossly overloaded.

Thus the /trash/ board was implemented to take a significant proportion of the "more respectable" garbage that was unacceptably posted on the respectable boards, thus making the /b/ - Random board
(that had become extremely popular)
more manageable from the point of view of the Yotsuba GUI and the moderators that supervised the /b/ (and supplementary /trash/ ) boards.

The /trash/ board is, to a large extent, the originally envisioned improvement of /b/, that moot had hoped to create as briefly outlined in the >>935632135 picrel.

We users currently have three Random style boards:
Most Respectable = >>>/bant/catalog - International Random : content conforming to specified Board Rules / Guidelines
Intermediately Respectable = >>>/trash/catalog - fairly respectable content that had been posted to (incorrect) boards in contravention of the Rules / Guideline
de profundis Malicious / Utter Garbage content = /b/ that can be used by 4chan staff to dump bullshit that isn't even fit to be moved into >>>/trash/catalog but is allowed in /b/, plus (of course) the acceptable stuff, that users are allowed to post in /b/, but nowhere else within the 4chan site: e.g. stuff allowed in /b/ by G.R.#3 and additional stuff that is grudgingly tolerated in /b/ e.g.
those thing banned by G.R.'s #6 & #8 that are not enforced in /b/
https://www.4chan.org/rules
https://www.4chan.org/rules#b

> pic related - possibly not fully up to date (no time to check it right now)

NB - I am not 4chan staff and never have been, I just think I ought to know and understand the Rules of the site.

>>935630786 (OP)
/b/ was never RANDOM. Thats not why its called random. Its called random because back in the day before you were a twinkle in your fathers eye, this place only had two boards. Anime and, you guessed it, retard, random. Meaning anime goes on one board. And EVERYTHING ELSE goes here. Thats not random, it just doesn't fit any other defined category. They should change the name of the board to arbitrarily so you faggots shut up about it already. You want to talk about repetitive threads, I can't even count how many "complain about modern /b/" threads I've seen. You want /b/ to be better? Stop complaining and make better threads, dumbass.

>>935633065
Yeah, those faggots gave up really quick, because their strategy was retarded. You can't fix the board by spamming worse content to push off the content you don't like. Yellowposters all probably killed themselves by now, being such a dismal failure.

>>935633425
We should rename it to /b/ - nis

>>935633132
I'm sure the feds are watching but it was mainly because he sold it and the new owner doesn't care about the website, made even more evident by the hack and how nothing was ever even so much as updated.

>>935630786 (OP)
I thought I could make a funny thread today with a self made meme but then I realized it would be wasted on fake responses. so why bother? everyone is gone. internet is fucked.

>>935633425
you just don't "get" /b/ man. you newfags are the cancer that is killing /b/, reddit is that way

I don't suppose it occurs that if the board's shit it's because most of you are such shit people? Just a thought.

shit thread

>>935633514
it's too easy to get access to internet nowadays. that means more "shit" people discover it, fucking it all up. should be really hard to get on social media.

>>935633560
only "based" people like us who really "get" /b/ should be allowed to use it amirite fellow oldfag

>>935633588
yea and nice dubs

>>935630786 (OP)
Seethe you fucking virgin kek

>>935633421
Thanks for the elaboration on the lore.
I took the css and html, and then coded the software from the ground up. It's just about complete except for a janitor tools. Everything looks exactly the same on the front (although I removed the captcha and added back the custom password field). It's faster and uses current day programming standards and versions. Took me about a month to do.
I wonder how to proceed once it's done (admin tools, minor things).
Ideally to slow the growth as much as possible to extend that sweet grace period of having mainly smart degenerates instead of the overabundance of popslop that populates this domain.
Boards are trivial to add and manage as it is, but this domain obviously has too many. There's an [ai / aig] (general sfw, technical discussion sfw) to try and keep that off all other boards.

>>935633646
Shalom.

>>935633451
Sounds like spiderman posters? They're still around thoughbeit

>>935633696
>Anything or any post I don't like is dajoos

Is this an actually good thread on /b/??
What board am I on?
What site is this?
What year is it.
What country am I in.

>>935630786 (OP)

Well, you know what they say, "If you want change, it all starts with you."

If you're not going to be the change you want, then... womp womp for you. As for me, I dig the ai porn that can't be posted on any other board.... and the few times people post fat chicks or talk incest.

But yeah, /b/ was never good.

>>935630786 (OP)
The worst part is the porn is hideous

Bamp

As long as logfag remains /b/ will suffer.

I’m the creator of the longcat meme and I say you’re all unrepentant faggots. This place was always AIDS, but it became super aids by 2009 if not before.
When iPhones and MacBook computers became mainstream and queef into existence there was suddenly an uptick in the quality and the quantity of tits posted by attention seeking whores. It also opened the floodgates to normal boring people. This place was better when it was mostly hard core nerds and stem majors.
It used to be more deranged fucks with a warped sense of humor than cringe ass, Weebs. It’s just dog shit now.
This is Donald Trumps 4chan

>>935630786 (OP)
Schizos and freaks have gone to more specialized sites for their obsessions. All that's left is thirdies with no internet skills and lurkers who don't make threads. So all you get is the same kind of pen thread by the same power users

>>935632200
Unsurprising that /pol/ posters are in diaspora after ruining their own board.

>>935633646
Why are you like this? What is your origin story?

>>935634770
And the cultural push against that was the cancer, trying to push them to other sites. It worked in the end but now we have a bunch of useless cancer left over.
4chan doesn't treat its veterans well.

>>935632200
It's fucking awful.
So bad I guarantee it has driven traffic to this fucking trash heap.

>>935633772
Either them or Black dicklets.

>>935630786 (OP)
It's because every that comes here (like (you)) doesn't want to contribute anything to it, they just want other people to entertain them.

make good threads. people like me might bump them.

also, give feedback at the bottom of every page. i don't know if any humans read it but i do it once in a while.

moot definitely used to read them, he would ask for even more feedback. he was a good admin. then it all went to shit when bots were allowed to run free and they removed the unique poster count on all boards.

remember april fool's day? /b/ was oldschool /b/ for a day and EVERYONE loved it. it was incredible. it was only 5% porn that day.

>>935636624
long cat is long

>>935630912
Was here since 2005 and I disagree. /b/ was fucking awesome. Every board was awesome. I was awesomefacing it was so awesome. So much variety in memes, so much joy, no nigger spam, significantly less tranny bullshit. Fuck glowniggers, Total Kike Death, Total Troon Suicide. Most of the site is boring as shit. I remember scat used to be a bannable offense on /gif/, can't recall if it was bannable on /b/, but this place is run by turd lovers apparently since they let it slide - probably because it reminds them of their beloved niggers which they've allowed to spam up this place and turn it into a shithole. Wouldn't be surprised if glowniggers had something to do with it actually.

>>935637738
>"they let it sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide"

ITS SLIDDING TIME BABY!

The captchas were better back in the day too.

>>935630786 (OP)
i mean, im new here so maybe im not keeping up.

Niggers

>>935632565
your line of thinking is partially what killed /b/
when there were fewer boards - especially before /pol/ - everybody had to mingle and the melting post created interesting, offensive and funny content. now that you sanitized everything according to "logical categories" - you get exactly that: sanitized content according to logical categories. sorry to take this out on you but i see the same retardation in politics. your line of thinking is as surface level as it is common. only very few people should ever be allowed to run things because most people are retarded as fuck - incl the ones "good at math".

>>935630786 (OP)
This place is dead as fuck.
After 2016 there was no reversing the process.

>>935633451
Lmao
That's how IDF killed /b/ bro
The difference is they were being paid to so they kept it up long enough to make a difference

>>935630786 (OP)
Ok, later.

You shlhld have stop laughing at me with your
>LOLXD SO RANDOM
admit now that I was actually hillarious all along!
pussy fartXD

>>935630912
Yet, here you are.

>>935635102
>There's black people on my site
Oh god, it just gets even more schizo.

>>935634831
You're my hero. The world doesn't treat it's combat veterans nicely either. Yet I'm still here. Out of fucking spite. I guess this is why that bomb didn't kill me. To be with my /b/ros.

The purists hate me.

This is why fat America lose cultural struggle with People's Republic.

"Why is only porn now on B ? Jews make thread? I miss random memem"

While Chinese citizen build strength of mind to iron, you are argue about Spongebob funny thread being not here and why is porn not filthy Japanese cartoon anymore.

Communism with Chinese characteristics will destroy weak American male.

>>935646269
I agree that there are too many boards as well.
Make a porn board and consolidate other boards.

>>935630786 (OP)
It's so bad now. It's actually depressing to see, so much of the old internet came from shit that happened on this board. /b/ fought the cancer but the cancer won.
Here's a time capsule I rediscovered a while ago though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAOymC6XKeQ
>inb4 it was never good

>>935651977
Here's another one from a little more recently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0azhi_w8AD0
Don't cry because it's over bros, cry because it happened :)

True, porn should be banned on /b/

>>935630786 (OP)
So?

Anyway here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU

>>935652542
Worthwhile post, completely agreed. Porn is not random and should be on a separate board.

Anyway here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU

>>935652542
porn threads*
and they shouldn't be banned, there should obviously be a board for it when the entire board is overrun with it. Obviously there is enough demand for a board.

Go here. Similar site culture, you can also post as anon. We need help overrunning the furries currently infesting the site

>>935630786 (OP)
At least you people can still post here, you have a chance to make a difference and reclaim it in the name of old times. /f/ on the other hand, a board I used to call home when I first started using this site is just sitting there frozen in time, no longer able to be posted on.

>>935630786 (OP)
4chan is basically a training ground for russian propaganda trolls.

The same type of threads are being started on every board now. with the same formulas.

>>935652984
I hate niggers that blame Russia for everything but you are correct.
t. reverse image searched images and checked file names in several current event threads on /v/ and they all pointed back to 2ch and other slav shitholes.

>>935652542
when came here in 2007 there was no captcha and the porn was just as bad. it's always been shit. but go to /gif/ for complete garbage.

>>935652984
i don't think it's russians

>>935652984
Replace russians with DARPA/CIA/FBI/FSB/MOSSAD/MI6/DGSE and you are corret.
but also, take it as a compliment, indigo child, you are special. Your mom wasn't lying.

Anyway here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU

>>935653094
I started here on /b/ in 2007 it was nothing but meme's, porn, and random shit. then I went to /new/ which became /pol/ new and pol used to be nothing but stormfags, and hat nigger threads, then it started changing to a "crisis of the day" thread where whatever is happening currently in the news is spun in retarded directions. It is absurd how much bullshit is posted on "current crisis" until "current crisis" happens and everything is conspiracy. EVERYTHING that happens now is a conspiracy no matter how small or large it is. there used to be glorious arguments and flame wars, but now it's just ad hominem attacks and you are "them" as the answer to any argument.

It's spreading to all the other boards I go to. /ck/ /diy/ now have the same formulaic troll threads and none of them get deleted when reported.

>>935653136
>>935653339

>>935652984
Nice try, we see you JIDF fucks.

>>935653432
see they are in every thread now. damage control

>>935653136
>>935653432
>>935653339
this is the same kind of russian shit now in every board. the moment you point them out they call you a jew or nigger or hohol.

I mean at one time those might have been insults but they mean nothing now. no one cares if you get called a jew or nigger anymore, and being called anything in regards to Ukraine is a badge of honor.

>>935653432
>implying russia isn't controlled by the jews

russia spent years grooming pol that everything is DA JEWS.

but its been the russians the whole time.

>>935636624
Holy shit
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>>935653121
>it's always been shit
>It was never good
It was never this bad. The porn spam is worse now than it's been in my memory but 2007 is earlier than my time by a couple years. Banning porn altogether would take away from the board but it's out of control these days. I come back here every few months just to see and at least it's not *all* porn this time

Sweet words might just earn you my attention. aina0.107

>>935630786 (OP)
/b/ - /b/ot threads, /b/ot posts

>>935630912
yes, but it has gotten worse.

>>935630893
I literally came back to this site in 2018 for what’s is basically in your pic lmao

>>935630786 (OP)
cuz mods dont care about removing spam.
Hiro just wants max clicks/posts per minute for ad rev.
4chan hasnt had any quality control for almost 10 years now.
remember /vt/ or /vg/ are usually the busiest boards by a factor of 3 above basically every other board.

>>935633065
they are log posters now

Someone claimed its Russia programming the problems are the jews, Is it not? I think you'd have to live under a rock and not have basic pattern recognition skills to say that it isnt at least partly

>>935653339
Yes every intelligence agency cares about this dead board lmao

Any of you fags remember a forum called lolifox.cc or something along those lines? Got some banger content off there back in the day. 2016-2017 era

>>935655610
This place was the last major bastion of the free internet, but years ago it got infested, and by today, the jews, the feds, and everybody who wants to control every goy achieved their goals. It's nothing like its former self, and never will be. People come back because of a faint memory of it being "that" website. But that's only a dream, that will never return again. Any genuine Anon should just go away and find a new place.

>>935655610
dude the feds care about obscure facebook pages about pagan cults, of course they care about the chanz

>>935630786 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA

>>935630786 (OP)
Have you seen prangu ?

>>935655610
>>935657504
There's fedposting in this thread and others as we speak, implying they don't care about chan sites is retarded. This is probably one of the platforms they'd care about the most lol

>>935632368
>horny 16 year olds
It's fucking indians m8.

>>935632368
>4chan was amazing
Let's be honest with ourselves here for a second

Anyone have the comic where a guy on drugs is sent to collect runes by someone dressed as a dragon? At the end you see cops trying to take him down while he calls upon the dragon for help.

>>935658955
I miss those captchas so much purely because those captcha comics were some of the funniest things on this board

>>935658769
Lol'd.

Anyway here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU

>>935661631
They look like great cats anon

>>935632181
5 designated in order b r9k trash s4s int

>>935630786 (OP)
It’s been dead since storm front arrived and drove all the libtard creatives away. This place used to create the memes that got regurgitated all over the web. Now it’s just every thread full of edgy 15yo nazi losers correcting everything anyone says to conform to their ideology. Lots of fucking Russian flags next to ip’s. Death to Putin and his enablers, and the rest of you unfuckable sad sacks.

>>935661866
lol you don't get b

it was better before. we had threads about people visiting abandoned places, about the strange shit they did, showing how they collected piss in bottles, talking about life, sex, virginity, pussy, how to dress, remember the life hack threads? the wallpaper ones? the post your desktop? stories? about tards, school, friends, not having them, wishing them, having them and how they suck, etc.
yes it was always shit, but i could actually come here years ago and spend hours looking at different things, not to mention the wars, the kimo raids, reddit raids, the high orbital attack cannon, pranks, remember the camera pranks?
threads would be here and gone in a minute, there so so much new content that the way to page 10 was a few seconds away.

now its all the same.
and the captchas killed it too
thing is we grew up
and moved on
we dont have the time now
we escaped the internet to find and live our lives, some of us pretty far from this place
we created /b/
it was us
the people here now are the same age we had back then
but their reality is different, they are not us
wont be
its a time past
we moved on
i dont see many reasons to keep coming here

an old man told me a few years ago: you dont go back to the places of your youth, it hurts.

he was right, we should not come back.
this place is for others to do as they wish
thank you /b/, it was a good run

i had to wait like 5 mins to post this.
RIP

>>935663660
i still do all that but people complain so i don't anymore im not making threads but i still post about it in threads already made

>>935661886
He's partially right, this website got markedly worse when edgelord teenagers started getting told this was a secret nazi club of some kind

>>935663660
>it was better before. we had threads about people visiting abandoned places, about the strange shit they did, showing how they collected piss in bottles, talking about life, sex, virginity, pussy, how to dress, remember the life hack threads? the wallpaper ones? the post your desktop? stories? about tards, school, friends, not having them, wishing them, having them and how they suck, etc.
All of that shit simply moved to other boards that allow those topics, and lets face it, why would they stay here along the trap porn and BBC propaganda spam? Once they figured they could talk about ancient aliens in /x/, life hacks in /diy/, etc, they simply left for those places

>>935664471
no he's not right at all it just got worse to you and has always been a dump

>>935663660
>you dont go back to the places of your youth, it hurts.
That old man was more correct than I want to acknowledge. This actually made me kind of sad

>>935664552
I never said it wasn't a dump. You either weren't there or you're too retarded to see the difference if you think it's the same as it was

>>935630786 (OP)
Does nobody care about the streamer gossip threads that have been carrying /b/ for the last year+ now?

>>935664881
What?

>>935664881
Nobody cares about streamer gossip

>>935664881
>implying

>>935664926
>>935664928
>>935664936
Idk this thread was a great read though. Thanks

>>935664660
It is pretty much but cry more it's funny

>>935665190
Why would I cry about someone I don't know being retarded?

>>935632107
right! now try to do anything useful on a screen the size of a playing card.

>>935665303
>You ever stare down both barrels of a loaded shotgun?
Almost every night lately

>>935661586
comic is from a website used to be called legorobot, lego complained, it was changed to plasticbrickautomaton. also has the comic about the guy who is abducted in his sleep and turned into an insect. sauce of many classic /b/ memes.

>>935652984
BAHAHAHAHA

>>935661586

https://web.archive.org/web/20160407181814/http://plasticbrickautomaton.com/?page=3

>>935630786 (OP)
man stfu and go somewhere that gives a shit what you want or feel. With love. Fag.

>>935630786 (OP)
Make threads that are original or like the old spirit of /b/ that you would like. Make them interesting and people will engage. If you don't want to be the change then stop bitching.

Also people seem to get this idea that /b/ used to just be this glorious golden place full of based unique original threads all the time. The reality is /b/ back then was /b/ as it is right now. Nearly to a T.

But you get tunnel vision on the legendary level threads that come around once in a great while and seem to think that was somehow the norm. It wasn't, never was. /b/ was never good by your definition. It has always been mostly porn. Always. It has always been a containment board. The jannies have always been gay, the op has always been a fag. If you don't like it, if you don't like how things operate you can find many places that are more suited to you. Because /b/ is no longer suitable for you because YOUR expectations and standards have changed. Not /b/. Yours.

>>935665242
why are you?

>>935667228
> ai loli threads.

>>935669072
SEX WITH CHILDREN