You come home drunk and walk into your bedroom and see this. What do you do /b/?

>>935641020 (OP)
Smash

>>935641020 (OP)
>What do you do

I'm raping that ass all night

"Well look at that, my favorite drunk food"

>>935641020 (OP)
Turn 360 and walk away.

>>935641020 (OP)

>>935641020 (OP)
Kick seven shades of shit out of this person who broke into my home, call the cops and then restrain him until they show up to arrest him and take him to jail.
No one gets to violate my sense of security in my own home like that without serious repercussions.

>>935641435
>"My pronouns are He/hee".

>>935641494
Now who might that be?

>>935641870
a fresh face for /b/?
https://www.tiktok.com/@jasperjw

>>935641940
Hmm thanks. She DOES have a pp, right?

>>935641435
Turn 360? You mean 180?

>>935642278
I take the photo back out to my desk, and then get up and go to the living room and get my phone

>>935641940
Does he have an onlyfans that's been leaked yet?

>>935641020 (OP)
>have him feed me a bunch of cashews
>don't tell him about my tree nut allergy
>request a blow job
>shit uncontrollably while he sucks

I'd call the cops.

How the fuck did they get into my third story apartment?

>>935647112
I let them in, son.

>>935647253

I'd still call the cops.

>>935647253
Are you pretending that anons father would let some stranger of a tranny into his home?
Why would he do that?

>>935647253
oh thanks dad. how much did this tranny prostitute cost? must've been expensive. you're the best!

>>935651774
Said almost no one ever.