Thread 935645082

celeb thread

what would you say the tensile strength of a strand of celeb thread is? could it pull a small trailer?

>>935645185
I don't know who this babe is, but she is cute.
That is an excellent question. We would likely have to do an experiment to find out.

>>935645082 (OP)
too old

>>935645326
>We would likely have to do an experiment to find out.
i'll haul the /cel/ float at pride and log my observations

>>935645504
I approve. Keep us posted.

>actual footage of /cel/ float at pride

https://youtu.be/t9_L2hf7Sf8

>>935645669
Fun!
I am sleepy tho .... I am gonna go nap very very soon

>>935645669
>Starbucks
How much you think she paid for that drink?

>>935645796
i'll guard you while you sleep

>>935645824
probably sent an intern out to get it on their own dime ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>935645860
how about you sleep with me, huh?

>>935645989
how about you fuck off and never come back?

>>935645989
i never sleep on duty!

No spammy

>>935646052
alright, thank you for guarding me
I trust you
>>935646076
cute Ash

>>935646135
ass

>>935646177
Babzyyyyyy

I love lily collins

I have almost 1500 different celebs in my celeb folder. Pick a number and I'll post a pic from that folder.

>>935646265
1501

>>935646229
Hello fren - at least I think you are

>>935646265
777 plz

>>935646265
Number 4
is my fav number
Is it in alphabetical order? It's gotta be D. Hoping for Delevingne

shit thread

>>935646300
Dubs again? I don't think we are friends. Hello!

>>935646458
>dubs
sometimes I am lucky like that
>friends
we certainly should be

>>935646449
o yes

>>935646412
cutie

>>935646501
Oki doke let's be friends.

I am friends with Babs, it's official.

>>935646334
Kyle Minouge

>>935646696
yay! party time!

>>935646367
Yes alphabetical order.

>>935646704
outstanding love me some Kylie

>>935646177
hey i'm gonna crunch loudly on snacks while you sleep i hope that's ok

>>935646740
Got the song for it?

>>935646783
It's basic private eye work, thank you.

>>935646904
Rude, but I accept it!
>>935646914
well, here it goes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p_BvaHsgGg

>>935647013
*monch monch monch*
uh'll shur whun yuh waygubb

>>935647217
gimmee some

you're talking to beady

>>935647013
Lol was expecting something with a little more zing to it but this is good too. It's fun.

>>935646264
I want to plunge my dick deep inside lily's asshole, then cum inside of there.

>>935647311
you go next then!
>>935647338
yay!

>>935646904
why is this so adorable

>>935647035
I lost interest when she decided to date Tyga

>>935647420
^o^ mutual monch

>>935647421
'cause rachel brosnahan is stinkin' cute beyond belief <3 on the pantheon with ricci

>>935647512
she is, rachel be underrated

>>935647541
mhm, and i'm only gonna watch the new superman movie for her <3
>riccismile
aww

>>935647569
I need huge breasts in my face constantly

>>935647512
<3

>>935647754
>marry babs
>plushies all merge into one big family
>cuddleparty <3

>>935647686
I didn't know she was in it

>>935647420
Sorry I got caught up in picking the song for the occasion, they're all fine but maybe this one. Not sure what kind of dance moves would be fit for it lol it's too droney https://youtu.be/t9PuO0GfAGM

holy SHIT I love sydney

>>935647914
Nighty, sleepy time <3
>>935647996
Curious choice, definitely a solid pick
I have to leave now! Cu :)

>>935647950
she's playin' lois lane, which may just be the greatest casting in the history of anything ever

i hope whatever you're reading is bringing you great job, btw <3

>>935648121
sweet dreams! stay cozy <3

>>935648121
Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>935648152
She is a good Lois choice, I wasn't really interested but maybe now I know that

the book I'm reading is just a huge collection of japanese myths and legends short stories, it's pretty neat

>One more soul to the call, for all
>Two more souls to the call, they fall
>Three more souls to the call won't be all
would be really good lyrics for a song if you ask me

>>935648335
oh, that sounds intriguing
do you have a favorite so far?

yonce

>>935648510
not yet, I just got it a few days ago, for 2 dollars at goodwill, it's like a 20 dollar book used lol I've just jumped around a little, read a couple ghost stories and one about a lady samurai spirit that possessed someone's sword, that one was pretty good

>>935648693
>a lady samurai spirit that possessed someone's sword
this is why i subscribed

Japanese make the best horror

>>935648784
what
>>935648792
they are some interesting folks

>>935648792
they sure as heck better 'cause i'm stoked for silent hill f

>>935648849
just a dumb way of saying that sounds really neat
>me huggin' you

>>935648893
oh ok I'm dumb, silent hill f is the most I've looked forward to a game in a long time

>>935645082 (OP)
i really want those legs wrapped around my head calling me a good girl

>>935649002
same

i don't get as passionate about gaming these days but i'm so intrigued for this one

>>935648849
How do they do it? I could never figure out why is it so unsettling

>>935648893
It will have to be on par with their previous works in the serious to redeem Konami, it will have to be the paprika of psychological horrors. Hell yeah.

>>935649093
cute shibe <33

I want to cum inside lily, her asshole clenching on my cock.

>>935648590
I don't need you seeing Yoncé on her knees

The hills, they're silent

I love jerking off to titties

>>935649138
silent hill needs a W after all these years
sorry, but 3 was the last really great one unless you count PT as a game

>>935649253
<3

>>935649472
what'd i do?!

>>935649093
Have you tried Bathhouse? Or maybe some of those anomaly games, Shinkansen 0 or Exit 8. Shts hella scary, and revived my hope for the genre. Japs did it again.

>>935649512
>>935649674
seriously what's the lore with this? i just see him pop up on celeb threads and i'm confused

>>935649737
The worst poster in these threads doxed himself now this guy keeps spamming his pic over and over to everybodys annoyance

>>935649578
i have not, but i'm gonna jot those down to check out ty ty

>>935649568
Oh yes, the series is not in the best shape to put it lightly. And if you try to track down the original develops, you'd find they either left the field or doing god knows what. Wtf.
PT looked very scary, like actually terrifying. I don't think I'd be able to play it, my friend had to stream it for me.

mckenna is cute there I said it

>>935649842
You so should, hope you liked them, they make my skin crawl!

>>935649879
Mckenna a slut

>>935649838
so it's just a corny acoustic idiot thinking he's being funny, thanks anon for the info

>>935649845
sadly i never got to actually play it either

i was at a friend's house when he downloaded it and i watched him work his way through it - we didn't really know what it was at the time

>>935649914
that's what i need! i need a game that makes me genuinely feel uncomfy

takin' my doggie to the park for a while

stay comfy, anons <3

>>935649963
There's a lot more lore about the guy in the pic but I don't know it all. He's like a less charming Chris Chan.

>>935650247
enjoy qt <3

>>935650511
Always a joy to see her

Crooked phimo penis bully da mentally ill Canada man because he hate himself :(

>>935650694
troy post

>>935648792
Troy can't keep up with the subtitles

>>935650055
Can image how comfy it must've been. Drinking from the source of something so unique. I already knew that it was SH at the time so that might've distorted the experience maybe. To think theyd scramble such a promising project.

>>935649674
He should take minoxidil, shave off the fluff, and start working out. He'll be fine.

FUCK TROY

done farming for the day time for a glass of milk

>>935650657
>>935650810

HE'S HERE

>>935650871
You're here all day. What are you farming, head lice?

no good posters left again

>>935650911
troy post

OH FUCK HE'S HERE!!!!!

he's not gonna fall for that bait either

>>935651006
>are you ready for your sexual awakening

>>935650911
The good posters left years ago let it go anon

>>935650871
Gulp, cookie dump, crunch. Please and thank you.

>>935651014
>>935651121

remember way back when choli actually posted charli? seems like yesterday...

report the phimo

>>935651154
no no cookies

>>935651216
FUCK anon my wig almost fell off

lol

>>935649292
Which lily

>>935651224
more maddie

>>935651261
It's gluten free, please.

remember way back when choli actually posted otters? seems like yesterday...

>>935651422
jewbies

Calories to fight off the haters

>>935651423
No chinks!

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>935651385
are you unable to eat gluten?

>>935651541
FUCK

>>935651583
pedo

I'm in love with the Allison anon. There. I said it.

>>935651576
I can't handle nothing that's not Choli approved, you know more than me about wheats and all that

HE'S PISSED

RODENT RAPIST

>>935651772
funnily enough, i was hauling wheat today cheers.

>>935651332
nice

CHOLI'S PISSED KEK!!!!

why is choli like this

>>935651958
am not!!! i'm fully relaxed after a nice day of farming

why is Choli lying about harvesting wheat today?

>>935652047
engagement farmer

i didn't harvest wheat. we're hauling from the grain bin to sell.

>>935645796
Nice