What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done

>>935654960 (OP)
go to goodwill and bought women's shoes that had visible foot prints in them. I found one that had socks still in the shoes.

>>935655382
I can't say I wouldn't consider it with a man's shoe tbh so I get it

>>935654960 (OP)
Goon to fat gay furry porn.

>>935654960 (OP)
you would love to know that you fucking little fed piggie suck my fucking dick bitch

>>935654960 (OP)
at this point... going to 4chan

>>935655928
bro... that was degenerate

>>935654960 (OP)
I blew another guy at a gloryhole back in the day

>Jerked off in a side yard of someone’s driveway while wasted
>fapped into a friends younger sisters bra when I was in highschool after spending the night on his couch
>Smelled another friends gf’s dirty panties that were left in the hamper
That’s all that comes to mind at the moment but I know there’s more

>>935654960 (OP)
I keep a massive collection of creepshots of girls I know. They all trust me and think I'm a nice dude, but I use their asses every night to get off. I also have given them out to dozens of people to cum to

Pic related

>>935659012
Any blurred face social media pics of her?

>>935659283
my most degenerate moment was when i was about 12-14.

Be extensively molested by my [male] cousin from the ages of 7 to 14.

>>935659012
>>935659012
i wanna do the same; how do you do it, anon?

>>935654960 (OP)
i yanked my chain until i reached orgasm
it sounds like i was having sex, but no. i was alone

>>935659751
jesus dude, too far

i fucked a tomato

Went on a tinder date with a milf not far from me. Didn't get lucky and she went to bed early, but I ended up barebacking her sixteen year old daughter in the back seat of my car.

>>935654960 (OP)
Cunning in my mom and sisters lotion and shampoo and food

>>935654960 (OP)
>lots of photoshop x rays of pics of girls I know
>some ai shit of girls I know
>Gas light a fight between my friend and his wife-let slip that a few details that resulted in her having a panic attack and while completely drunk she took Xanax due to the spat they had she stayed in my hotel room
>she’s was out out and I fucked the shit outta her that night left an unholy load in her
>after learning about booze+xans I rinse repeatedly did this to my SiL (wife’s sister)
>attempted once on my CIL (wife’s cousin)

>>935654960 (OP)
I don’t want to say it on here even but let’s just say it involved incest, a very young person and necro

>>935663232
i have a really degenerate fetish that no one understands

used to do cocaine with my younger brother and make him wear our sisters clothes and do gay shit with me all night

>>935654960 (OP)
Probably posting wife on /b/

Somehow being on this site convinces you it's a normal/kinky thing to do, rather than being pretty dishonest and violating

i've raped several drunken women to various degrees.

Spent almos 3 whole months in college not going to class and staying in a unisex bathroom to spy on girls

>>935654960 (OP)
I just went for a walk tonight and decided to try and walked with my dick and balls out. Obviously, I avoided people and stick to nearly empty places.

When i was young/horny I used to take my brothers and dads dirty boxers from the hamper and get off while sniffing them, I also used to steal my brothers cum rag boxers and wear them to sleep in, disgusts me now but was hot at the time

>>935668544
now that's disgusting. I have used my mom's dirty panties a couple of times, but I was extremely horny.

>>935654960 (OP)
1
>get regular head from local fag when i was underage b&
>one day he eats my ass and i take his 7in and thick cock
>he nuts in me, i nut on him hands free
>repeat several times until i decided it was too gay
2
>sniffed my cousins used panties when she lived with me
>copped many feels when she would rub herself in me in the pool
>good times
3
>girl wanted to take it slow
>stick head of my fat cock in her virgin pussy and push in
>goes halfway in and shes grinding on it
>takes it out and blueballs me
>almost choose to rape her when i drop her off
>immediately go to a fwb who is a crossdresser and beat the shit out of hum while fucking him and calling him her name
>after this he became obsessed with me and begged me all the time
>was cash money
4
>fucked a tranny employee at a new apt in the city against the window of the display unit mltuole times
>choked her with my belt and beat the shit out of her while railing spitting in her mouth etc she was like 5'1 vs my 6'1
>a cop pulled up on the street, rolled down the window, stuck his fucking head our and watched
>she blew her load on the window when she realized
>then he drove off
>creamed her again 2x on the model bed & the table and made her suck me clean on the couch
>afaik she never even cleaned those blankets and said it was hot showing tenants around the place
>asked me to do age play incest and beat her again loal
>cheated on now wife with a twink, i used to skullfuck him multiple times in our apt when she would weaponize sex
>fucked her then went to a private and clean glory hole down the street to have some fag suck me clean of pussy juice on command
>in college used to drink, weed or shrooms then have an intersex twink edge me orally for, not even kidding hours, shit had me passing out multiple times
>the time i DEEPLY PASSIONATELY HUGGED a famous 17 year old tiktok influencer i met at a college party
>fucked a fag whose wife was asleep and i could see her

they let u do it when you r sexy n hung

>>935654960 (OP)
Currently in a relationship with a 67year old man that i'm calling dad\daddy, while being married to my wife (i'm m35).
Met multiple times in two years, he has arranged threesome tomorrow with another old guy that i'm calling uncle.
They will be using me, pissing on and in me, fucking, bareback and hopefully multiple creampies.

>>935669621
sound hot as fuck!

posted my tits a few times when I was younger

>>935669734
post them

Got high as fuck set up a camera in my offices bathroom and caught my 18yo asian virgin coworker getting changed. im the first to see and cum to her pussy and she will never know.

In real life, fooled around with dogs, handjobs and fingering.

Online viewed CheesePizza but got caught and haven't honestly gotten any urge to look at it after 10+ years, I legitimately get grossed out thinking back to it.

>be me
>get a promotion at work
>all my budgeting is based 100% on my old salary
>new salary is... thicc
>also get a thicc bonus for job well done
>as all my needs are covered for and I have good savings already, decide to splurge
>buy fuck machine
>buy some accessories
>buy 14 dildos for it
>buy wedge support aid
>buy firm but comfy gym mat as I have wooden floors
>buy padded leg support strap for missionary
>buy mechanical nipple sucker machine because why the fuck not
>buy a heap of new clothes specifically for fucking
>don't touch anything until it's all arrived
>have a week off of work coming up
>douche out
>cage up
>lay out some outfits and dress up
>get comfy and let the machine rip
>try out all the dildos in both missionary and doggy
>find a double with just the right dimensions and angle to keep active on my prostate
>can already get dry prostate orgasms from wand but having a machine do all the work is way better
>spend an hour just lying there, legs spread, moaning from orgasm after orgasm
>decide to set up leg ropes on more permanent setup by tying my legs back to attach to a heavy desk so I don't have strain on my neck
>strap in and get rip for hours every day
>get addicted to it and spend hours every day, every week, just orgasming
>don't shower, barely eat or leave the room, clothes become filthy, just become a full goon mistress
>constantly repeating dirty phrases to myself about reshaping my pussy, becoming a fuck toy, getting pregnant, rearranging my guts
>end up sleeping on the mat one night then wake up to sesh again
>enter this full goon state like that webbum of the woman tied up and forced to orgasm on the Sybian
>just mumbling satanic verses while eyes rolling back in my head having orgasm after orgasm
>entirely at the mercy of the pounding
>Clean it all up on Sunday, shower, get my house in order
>return to work Monday
"How was your week off, Anon?"
"Pretty good"

I had sex with three different men in a day then had sex with my boyfriend. I bragged about it to a kik cuck friend that I had.. then my BF read my phone. I had to convince him that it was elaborate roleplay. I don't cheat anymore and regret it very much. I haven't done it since October of last year and plan to be faithful forever and take it to my grave.

>>935665791
I've never understood why people do this.
Why would I want other men seeing my girl? That's basically cuckold behavior.

>>935669734
Do you regret it?

>>935669806
>before you were caught
by someone IRL and they said eww or by cops?

>>935670039
>I regret cheating ;_;
I can understand, though not agree with, it happening once. But what the fuck was going through your head to have sex with 3 other men in one day?

>>935670065
By the feds
Got questioned and had my pc taken. Apparently I'd viewed a site that the feds had taken over, but their entire investigation and any evidence they gathered had to be thrown out because they continued hosting links to CP and some corner case law rendered their actions entrapment.

Having to help strip search / body search young guys. I did it politely but it feels dirty to have a naked adolescent getting hard in front of you

>>935654960 (OP)
Your mom.

I'm pretty normal.al otherwise, but I the most degenerate thing I've done is probably look back fondly on the times my cousin extensively molested me when I was 7~14 or so.

>>935657919
same. after doing blow with friends at the pub I'd stagger home and there was an adult video store on the way home. used to suck off old married dudes

Got high with my sister and had a threesome on her with her boyfriend

>>935654960 (OP)
When I was 16 I was friends with these twin brothers on my football team and they were just so fucking hot, idk how I didn’t realize this but I was absolutely in love with them, I’m bi (primarily straight) but at the time I didn’t know that.


Anyway we used to hang out and get high like every day after school/practice, drink chase girls party etc, the two brothers used to double team chicks, in my mind it was constant but in reality it was like twice maybe lol, anyway one of the many times we are hanging out talking about sex and very cross faded we are all hanging out by the pool and they start talking about how their sister is a turning into total slut. She was maybe 14 barely idk if she was even in hs at that point, and this kind of talk escalated until we all went up to her room and they literally started to like slap her and shove her around

I was so confused by this but also desperate to impress them so I said nothing. Things kept escalating as they started tearing her clothes off and continually pointing out to me how she was a slut and deserved it, you know where this is going they eventually start abusing her pussy and tits and then they make her suck out cocks. She’s crying the whole time and eventually we fuck her over and over again as she sobs.

This happened dozens of times over the next year or so after the first couple she doesn’t even fight anymore, in fact she even seems to start enjoying it. This is how I learn I’m bi at some point I start sucking them both off too and we re go alley have orgies (we just do hand ah mouth stuff no anal). I never once thought about how this was repeated gang rape and torture for her and didn’t care I was at the top of the world,


At some point she moved to be with their mom full time (shocker) we sort of grow apart and go to college in different places. The sister eventually goes through like a hulk file feminist phase and then kills herself with pills. Pt. 2 next

>>935674836
Through her suicide it is somehow revealed that the dad was molesting and raping the kids from childhood. Part of the reason the mom was gone, the brothers turn on him and he goes to prison for life I think, no idea how it wasn’t also revealed that they also engaged in raping their sister but who knows.

Some years later one of them was arrested for child born and soliciting teenage girls online. I’m sure the other brother is also just hasn’t been caught.

And if I’m being really honest I still regret nothing it was the best year of my life

I tried to get my mom raped and impregnated on a vacation once by an anon I met from /soc/ and was honestly very close to making it happen. Some days I think about it and wish it didn’t fall through.

>>935675165
lol same anon but with my sister I’ve tried to get multiple dudes to try to fuck her as long as they send me pics and vids. Each one was a failure

Sucks because my sister isn’t a slut but it’s also nice that she isn’t a slut I guess

>>935675210
Damn that sucks and same lol. That time I mentioned I was only 5 minutes away from making it happen. Was in our arrange meeting spot and he just stopped responding then and there.

>>935675257
I mean it’s big step for a guy to full on rape her though I was just trying to get them to seduce her

You have session?

>>935654960 (OP)
Bet my gf during a boys poker night. Lost that round

>>935675376
Yeah I do, here it is
0563559593b0593
fc6e3c5424ca68d0
d420dad8d553544f
2fd395622b2cf5bd229

Dunno if 4chan still filters the session usernames anymore, been a bit since I’ve used it.
Also any other anon is free to add me to talk about this >>935675165

>>935675617
Not working for me m8 got a disco or snap ?

>>935654960 (OP)
When I was a kid, my sister's friend was sleeping over. She was a couple of years younger. Pulled down her undies at night, took a few Polaroids, and licked her cunt. I had already tested that she was a hard sleeper and she never woke up.

>>935659649
Dunno if youre still around, but find an app that hides your phone screen while you record. Look up like mobile hidden cam app or something. Learn to be very natural while recording. Women know when youre being creepy, so hide it super well. If youre capping girls you know, build up as much trust as possible. The girls I recorded could never imagine I would do that to them lol

>>935676255
You gotta piece the username back together, it’s a little jank
0563559593b0593fc6e3c5424ca68d0d420dad8d553544f2fd395622b2cf5bd229
Try this

I also got disco or kik, throw me your username and I’ll send ya my session username if that don’t work

>>935669734
Dust off your cleats and fire one off for old time’s sake

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve? cccxyy.847

>>935677280
Fake and gay and nigger hair

>>935676852
Yea I’m still here.

I didn’t know those apps existed wtf. Looks like imma have to start practicing or something bc i really wanna get some creep shots of this hot Ukrainian girl I know….. regret not trying to get creeps of her feet in heels. So hot.

>>935677388
Good luck anon! The thrill of using a girl you knows creeps to get off makes it all worth it. Shits so hot lol

>>935677547
>>935677388
I tried to get creeps of my coworker bc she’d always wear tight dresses and the sluttiest heels. Since I had to phones it was easy to hide the screen but I never got anything like this….

>>935669806
>In real life, fooled around with dogs
How so?

give my shoes back!

>>935654960 (OP)
Convinced my fiancée at the time to suck off a donkey

>>935677774
Theres nothing worse than missing out on a good capture. I really wish I had started in hs lol

>>935677917
Details, anon! Details!

I stripped a slutty (ex) gf, then handcuffed her to the railing on my balcony around sunset. Left her out there for 30-40 minutes while I made dinner.

>>935678289
We were at this resort that was old timey themed, no electronics, no cars. You had a cabin and would either walk around town or could pay extra for a donkey to ride for your stay. We did that and one night after a tequila tasting, I was really horny and dared her to touch the donkey cock. She did and then I asked her to suck it

>>935662767
Need to know more. How'd you meet her daughter? How old were you?

>>935678333
Did she like it? Finish off the donkey?

>>935678838
She said it was super fucking hot, and I loved watching. Yeah finished on her face and tits

>>935677388
>>935678024
Also just started with cam’s and the cam apps and regret so much missed opportunity

Sister ass from Christmas morning last year

>>935654960 (OP)
I lived in SEA for a few years fucking everything that moved.
I really enjoyed mother/daughter and pregnant mother/daughter play times.
$5 could buy so much fun.

>>935654960 (OP)
Posted pictures of my wife on 4chan, as well as detailing some of her sexual exploits

>>935678024
>>935679179
Nice ass shots. When I was in hs I didn’t have a phone lol. For me it was that I didn’t have an excuse to stand closer to my coworker…

>>935679373
Does she know?

>>935680155
No. That's why it's degenerate

>>935680540
What are some of her sexual exploits?

>>935679373
My pledge to my degenerate, retarded /b/ros: I will post uncensored facial video of my wife should anyone ever repost her.
She know I post her. She has curated all the pics/vids I have posted of her. She gets off on the post your wife/gf threads.
She does not know about my pledge.
Make her famous.

>>935680602
>What are some of her sexual exploits?
The one that is probably the most extreme in her relatively vanilla experiences is asking me if she could fuck another guy

>>935680610
Why did you reply to me? I have no interest in you or your wife

>>935681475
What did you tell her?

>>935681510
I said yes. As I was her first I'd always said that if ever she got curious all she had to do was ask. I didn't push it, as I was not bothered if she never took up the opportunity.
Several years after we got together and were married she surprised me one day by asking if I was serious

>>935681637
Mmm that sounds hot. How did she ask it?

>>935679251
>I really enjoyed mother/daughter and pregnant mother/daughter play times.
PLEASE tell me more jfc

>>935681781
She sort of sidled up to the subject, watching my reactions in case I didn't mean it and got mad at her - I knew something was up as she'd never raised the subject before. She started by asking if I'd been serious when I'd said I wouldn't mind if she got curious, and found other guys attractive. to which I said no, it would be normal for other guys to catch her eye.
Then I asked why she asked, and she said that there was this guy at work that had been flirting with her. And it went from there.
It was so cute the way she raised it, always leaving herself an exit.

>19, working at planet fitness while in school
>have a partial scholarship at a D2 college playing baseball (for anyone unfamiliar, D2 colleges are usually in some bumfuckt town)
>attending one in a southern state
>been in athletics all my life so I’m naturally lean, tall, and know my way around a gym so I am exactly what planet fitness needed
>clientele in these small towns are barely 6/10 max
>most of them are late 30’s, 40s moms trying to get off the muffin top
>a shit load of trailer park types
>30’ish year old single mom comes in, give the stupid ass tour
>blabbing about her kids and getting in shape
>trying to be nice and tell her she looks great
>bitch is all over me after that
>pussy market in this town is not good so gotta take what I can get
>flirt back, 2 days later im deep stroking her in her apartment bedroom with the kids screaming around the place breaking shit
>realize I have a kink for single moms
>bitch Is on top of me impaling herself on my dick and screaming
>tap her leg that I’m gonna cum and she tells me “cum inside me I’m fixed” which caused me to unload a gallon of glory
>bitch stalks me all day at the gym, buys me gift cards, clothes, etc
>I start going through every single mom at the gym
>getting gifts and cash because apparently I’m going to be a professional baseball player so they trying to get their meal ticket
>tell em all the same shit about how I’m coming back for them once I get drafted
>lol bitch I’m barely good enough for d2 and I don’t like playing, just wanted a partial free ride
>now all their gifts & cash are paying my way plus tons of extra
>transfer closer to home a year later and ghost them all
>still think about a few of them
>one milf in particular- tall, fit, gorgeous eyes, amazing ass, and super smart. Could have deep convos for hours and she could ride a dick for days. If she wasn’t so old I would have tried to date her (45)
Good times.

>>935681930
Hows the guy compare to you? Race, attractiveness, dick size?

>>935654960 (OP)
I'll put this way, I've sucked off an actual cripple and let him cum in my mouth, I sucked off a fat bald guy that was a lot older than me because I felt bad for him, and I let 3 friends run a train on my ass during a sleep over. And consider all of those things to be the lower end of degeneracy that Ive done in my life.

>>935681826
I lived in a neighborhood on the north side of town with one of the local brothel districts along the back roads. I would have the moto driver take me the back road on the way home from work. If I saw a women holding a girl on her shoulder or a pregnant women or girl I would stop and haggle over the take home price for the two, usual $5 per girl, sometimes less.
And that would be my family for the night.

>>935681988
Hows the guy compare to you? Race?
White, just like she and me. I do think this BBC thing is so cliched and pathetic
>attractiveness?
I never met him, but obviously attractive enough to catch my wife's attention. he was slightly younger than she was, fit (from what she said) and much closer to her height
>dick size?
I obviously asked, as I was curious. She didn't so much tell me as study my erection (we were naked on the bed, indulging in some foreplay), think for a bit then hold her hand about 2.5 cm beyond the end of my dick. So about 18 cm (7"). She then immediately added that he wasn't as thick as me, but I don't know if she was just trying to avoid bruising my ego. I have to assume she was being honest, as I do have some girth

>>935682218
>shoulder
*hip

>>935682218
What's the nastiest thing you ever got a mom/daughter couple to do with each other? Also, how old are we talking lol

>>935654960 (OP)
Gf and I like to host strip poker nights with a few other couples

>>935682395
Probably getting a girl to lube up her daughter's ass for me.
Anytime baby girl was involved with clean up was fine, even if they just watched.
Pissing on them together in the shower before going to bed.

>>935682525
Do you like to win or lose?
How about the gf?

>>935682627
Both are fun, especially at first when it was new for everyone. Gf has a fun time losing haha

>>935654960 (OP)
There was this girl in my high school, hard to describe her. Retard would be way to far but she was very slow with things and very very trusting, My friends and I took advantage of her a lot made her think we were all friends, then shamed her into BJs and bending over for us.

>>935654960 (OP)
My best friend's mom and sister were both total smokeshows when I was a kid. I would hang out at his house a couple days every week after school. I wpuld huff their used panties and jerk off into their shampoo and conditioner every time. This went on for about 8 years, until they ended up moving away. Saw his mom completely nude once, and the sister topless a couple times. I still jerk off to those memories.

>>935682395
>Also, how old are we talking lol
I was 30 at the time, so mom could be "under 36" and daughter "under 20".
Did I ever see a pregnant 16 year old with a two year old on her hip? Yes. Many.

Sent nudes of my FWB for tribbing. Post nut clarity hit like a truck and I got really depressed and paranoid about it. Deleted everything and have not looked back since, the whole thing actually made me realize my sex/ porn addiction.

I fucked my wife's younger sister. Then, several hours later, let my wife suck and fuck me before I had even showered off.

>>935682966
....okay, but...lets see her

>>935682942
You dirty fucker

When i was younger my gf once got on phone with her sister who talk a lot and she just started to blow me while her sister was talking. I even get to do a couple of thrust of facefuck

>>935654960 (OP)
Cousin is dating a cuck and he's watched me fuck her

When I was younger my neighbor got his little cousin to dry hump us after a pool party

Back in my teens I got into a complicated bisexual throuple sorta relationship with my best friend and his older sister.

It started off as just some mild gay experimentation with my friend. Then he admitted that he was also fooling around with his sister, and that she thought I was "cute" and wanted me to join in. And things just went from there.

It was a weird relationship... lots of guilt, drama, jealousy, secrets, and confusing feelings. Despite everything though, I did genuinely feel like I was in love with both of them... I still wonder if we'd all just been a little bit older, more mature, and less insecure about our sexualities if we could've somehow made it work.

>>935683204
Some girls can really use the $10.
Give her $20, and next time her little sister comes over too.

I've watched porn and jerked off with my dad a few times.

It's never crossed the line to actually touching each other anything. But it's gotten pretty borderline, with lots of suggestive homoerotic "jokes" and shit. Like, he's repeatedly caught me paying more attention to his dick instead of the porn and teased me about it. I'm pretty sure that if I'd had the balls to try touching him, or even going down on him, he'd have let it happen.

Spent a few weeks getting access to my coworker's shoes right before and after she's wear them. Would usually sniff/lick one after she'd sweat in them and would cum into the other. I've blown so many loads into her shoes which she's then worn afterwards and she never had a clue.

vomited drugs onto a plastic bin lid, scraped it back up and ate it all. not my proudest moment. also jerking off to a lotta weird ass porn

>>935663701
i understand

>>935669151
>>the time i DEEPLY PASSIONATELY HUGGED a famous 17 year old tiktok influencer i met at a college party
woah bro

>>935691213
>>935663701
I too understand

>>935682604
Ages?

I got my sister pregnant 3 times, all of my sisters kids are mine and her husband has no idea

gf found out I was bicurious, thought it was hot, and talked me into experimenting with another guy while she watched

and not just any other guy... it was with one of her exes. a guy who was taller, buffer, bigger-dicked, and basically more masculine than me in every way.

I was very reluctant going into it. thought I was making a huge mistake, that it'd be humiliating and that I wouldn't like it and that it'd probably ruin our relationship. but I was too whipped to say no.

ironically... everything ended up going great. the other guy was super chill, my gf was supportive and thought it was hot, and I had a good time. it became a regular thing for us.

>>935680123
Yeah, you definitely have to have excuses lined up in this business lol

>>935692148
Too young. No one ever seemed surprised or shocked. Like, oh, piss drinking movie time with Mom. Just another day.

me and some other boys when i was real young did sex stuff

i always assume we were molested or something cuz why else did we do that :0

>>935654960 (OP)
The first time I jerked off was after secretly watching two older boys who lived on my street playing around with a much younger girl.

>>935693970
FYI, the "people actually have secret suppressed memories of getting molested!" thing isn't real. It's based on one thoroughly-debunked quack psychiatrist, it just got signal-boosted a lot because it's a convenient plot device for all those cop shows the boomers can't get enough of. You probably did that stuff when you were a kid because it's just normal behavior for kids to innocently experiment and try to figure out their bodies.

>>935671366
That was awful nice of you

Used to feign sleep while letting my faggy younger brother suck me off.

I never did anything to initiate or encourage this, unless you count switching from sleeping in boxers to sleeping naked.

As far as I know he actually bought the act, and genuinely thought I slept through all that.

For the record I'm not gay. I just like getting my dick sucked, and I didn't exactly have a lot of other outlets for it back when I was a teenager.

jerked off to lionishluke

>>935654960 (OP)
Sniffed sisters panties. Came on her clean ones. Fapped again the next day knowing she's wearing my cum

>>935655928
Feds already know. They don't have to ask. They have the technology...

>>935696785
you've been playing the same game for a year now, and are addicted to it

>>935696966
how did you know anon

>>935670084
Nothing. It's FAKE!

>>935654960 (OP)
posted on 4chan /b/

>>935678333
FAKE!!

>>935695790
>unless you count switching from sleeping in boxers to sleeping naked.
yeah. the correct, not gay/degenerate thing would be to start sleeping in jeans. wearing a belt.

>>935697531
nothing hotter than undoing big bro's belt :3

>>935692783
weird. i take it in public you guys are friendly with each other?

>>935697577
i wonder if velcro belts exist. has to, right? quick detach belts. oh christ imagine the sound of mens bathrooms in like, a pub or something. SCHRRIRIIIPPP RIIIIIIIIIPPP
>various slaps as velcro belts get re....belted

>>935697684
hell yeah and it was even on shark tank. myselfbelts. thats an awful name.
>about to fucking hang myself in prison with my myselfbelt

>>935697684
oh lord it just wouldn't have the same sexual charge gettin big bro's dick out :'[

>>935674836
>>935674914
Unusual horny behavior in childhood is usually the result of them being molested themselves and acting out on it, yeah.
>sister killed herself
Really sad. I'm sorry all that happened.
>sister was a feminist before she killed herself
Also pretty common.
also
>I'm bi (primarily straight)
>I was sucking their cocks
bad news anon.

I fingered a girl in highschool in the middle of a class before, during a lunch break. She was mostly under a blanket and pretending to be taking a nap. Looking back we probably would have been expelled for that as the school was super strict on PDA

>>935663160

I met the sixteen year old daughter when I was hanging out with my tinder date. She introduced me.

When I went to leave after she went to bed the daughter asked me if I could buy her some drinks because she was going to a party. So I took her to the bottle shop and we got chatting on the way.

She's pretty chubby and was worried about how she looked for the party and I was like "don't worry, some guys like bigger girls". She said "do you?" When I said I did she asked why. I said " honestly, in my experience, they're better in the sack".

She said it's because big girls get hornier. I asked if she was horny right now, and she was like "I'm going to a party, what do you think?" And after a minute was like "here I'll show you, give me your hand". I did and she put it down the front of her jeans and it was wet as fuck.

I fingered her a bit and then pulled over. She got out and took her pants off and got in the back seat. She lay down on her back and spread her legs and waited. I fucked her raw and came inside her after about 10 mins of pounding her pussy. It was so wet I barely felt it going in and out.

>>935697955
>>935678555

Replied to wrong comment, here

>>935695790
>As far as I know he actually bought the act, and genuinely thought I slept through all that.
I used to do the same thing to my stepdad. He was a functional alcoholic who'd regularly pass out on the couch, usually wearing no more than a t-shit and boxers. If my mom was out of the house or already asleep for the night, I'd take advantage.

Felt him up, sucked him off... even got brave enough to straddle him and impale myself on his dick a few times. Technically how I lost my virginity. He always seemed to sleep through everything, so I figured he was just a really heavy sleeper when he was drunk.

Took my naive ass years before I finally realized there was no way he was really sleeping through all that. Maybe some of the light stuff, but if he was really that out of it I wouldn't have been able to get him hard or make him cum. He was definitely just faking it.

>>935654960 (OP)
Went to church for many years, off and on, until I realized it’s pure bullshit and you have to be delusional as fuck to chase that nonsense.

>>935697800
>SSCHHHRRRREEEAAAAAA-.......REAA0-......ERRRRRp

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right? cccxyy.847

>>935698307
yeah

>>935659537
Qrd green text

Yes we hang out sometimes on decent terms

Sex with a gay friend of a friend when I was depressed and lonely. Topped and bottomed, felt like shit afterwards but I wanted to get off and try to get my ex out of my mind and kept coming back to him.
He was hella hung, had a body count nearing triple digits and boasted about knowing how to treat virgins right. As far as I know he never told my friend.

>>935703568
i've been there bro.

Whenever I'm alone at my gfs place, I go into her sisters room and just jerk off with the youngest sister's panties in my face. Never came in them just in case. She's 16. The taste is delicious.

My big brother taught me to kiss so I guess that...

shoplifting

Sniffing my moms dirty panties while sucking her buttplug and her vibrator on my cock while in her bed looking at pictures of her

You ever been on a quest to find a girlfriend before? It's like a microwave burrito. The insides are all warm and the outside is frozen. Sometimes you can bite into one and they're like, fuck you you microwaved me wrong. So you kinda settle for how the fuck does this coffee dispenser work I mostly came here to take a leak. The woman that works there forever is giving you the evil eye so you also ask for a tobacco product. So she doesn't feel as bad about cleaning the toilets after.

>>935654960 (OP)
tried to finish to MTG. obv. it didn't *work* but just trying's enough

>>935708324
I do a lot of that. It's great!

>>935654960 (OP)
I had a crush in high school. One day I worked up the courage to walk to her house and ask her out. I was/am extremely autistic so I generally have trouble acting like a human. Her decrepit grandpa was there and he didn't take kindly to my presence. I don't remember exactly what transpired that day but we had words and I pretty much ended up in the house for some reason thinking she was there but it was some sort of miscommunication. He could throw a good punch for an old man but I ended up getting the best of him. Next thing I know we're on the floor wrestling with the TV blaring wheel of fortune in the background and his pants were coming off. Figuring in the moment my life was going to be over for what had transpired up to that moment I salvaged what dignitiy I could and raped him on the living room rug. I emptied my balls in his asshole.

Nobody knows about this and I looked him up a couple years ago I think he passed away or something.
Never was able to even get a hug from the girl but I had sex with her grandpa so I didn't walk home empty handed.

>>935708982
feel like thats kinda worse then leaving empty handed, gotta be honest here.

>>935703568
im kinda glad i have hank hill ass. hilariously flat, ugly looking ass, theres no way even the gayest man on earth could still get it up seeing my butt. kinda narrowed my options.