Thread 935667370

Funny stuff only

>>935667370 (OP)
WTF, first though this is a real ass therefore where is funny, only at the end realised

>>935668830
saved kek

>>935668313
Join the 80% worthless straggot.

K

>>935670010
>includes all people born biologically as men
Unrucky

>>935670021
Lost.
Not really

>>935667370 (OP)
if you aren't going to read the post you should at least be prepared to provide an actual answer and not call me dumb for making a joke that you clearly didn't understand.

>>935678216
She was part of a team that wrote the code and they had her pose because she was the shortest and would make it all look bigger

>>935678894
Bigot, it was one hecking smart kween that took us to the moon, not here thousands upon thousands of male coworkers.

>>935678894
are you talking about the code that never existed?

>>935678894
Probably.
Still cool though.
Getting to the moon, I mean.
Probably more than you've done for humanity.

>>935678894
>>935680336
*getting people on the moon.

>>935670000
Tranny sperg mad

>>935678216
>>935678894
I thought a whole team of negresses did that. Holy shit the propaganda!!!
Next you’ll say Biden was just one guy.

>>935680336
Lol no one has been to the moon, you doofus.

>>935678216
As someone who has worked in Software since 2001 I can say without a doubt, women can't fucking code. This is propaganda

>>935680887
If the Lunar landings were faked, the Commies would have called them out on it.
Unless you're implying some deeeeeeper conspiracy.

>>935680051
Yeah. I trust these people to tell me about “space” super kek.
The sheer absurdity…I don’t have words for it. If you believe this shit, we’re in way worse shape than I thought.

>>935681063
If you believe there was a “Cold War” buddy you have bigger problems. Go on back to sleep. I didn’t mean to disturb you.

>>935668484
You lost!

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SAMEFAG

>>935681063
>let’s call America out so we can continue pouring billions into this space race

k

>>935680902
as someone who has worked as a programmer since the late 80s, I can tell you without a doubt, women can code. You are just still mad some slizz either wouldn't fuck your little dick or that some slunt showed you up.

>>935680336
If only you knew

>>935682164
As someone who worked as a programmer since the early 70s women cannot code at all our guys always had to fix up their mistakes

>>935667370 (OP)
This made me laugh
>outfit
>shoes
>hair
>fat
>exotropia
>ugly mulatto in general

>>935682645
Forgot the damn image like a dipshit

>>935681568
Did you just type all of this out?
That's severely autism

>>935681568
Jesus. So what?
Why did you format like that? It’s unusable.
Are you implying he’s replying to himself or just that he’s a singular poster.
I can’t check because your format is wrong and I don’t care enough

>>935683687
But it will have plenty of pouffes.

>>935681213
Ah right and the Russians totally didn't send millions to die against Germany then spend the next 30+ years whoring they women out for population control.

The moon landing and cold War are totally fake cause some faggot on the shittiest version of 4chan said so.

Go back to simping for China ya commie nigger

>>935684000
I see your programming is still intact. Wonderful!
At this point it’s absurd to believe anything at face value. The second you ask another question it all falls apart.
Cold War lol it’s war…but ummmmmm not. It’s War….we aren’t fighting…but remember it’s WAR. THE COMMIES ARE COMING !!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOL come on man. Yeah people die but it’s interactive theater.
Think what you want I’m not trying to convince you of anything. Can you say the same?
Do your own research. Lose your bias and gullibility. Or don’t. You probably have an awesome life here on a Thursday afternoon….

Niggers

>>935680770
>Aging
"In both sexes, increasing age was associated with a flattening of the face as well as an overall sagging of soft tissue resulting in a “broken” jawline, deepened nasolabial folds, and smaller visible areas of the eyes."
Well I'll be, I think I know what happened!

>>935681995
How do you figure? If it was fake, there's no space race. They just reveal that America lied, faked the entire moon landing, and reveal that initially you'd planned to keep it under wraps until America declared themselves the winner of an unwinnable race.
Bingo bango, you're the world superpower who told the truth, and America lied to pretend to be superior. Billions not wasted.
Why did that not happen?

>>935688581
this right here is an example of why you guys aren't the laughing stock of the internet

>/b stands for "random"
> swarming with edgelord neet misogynists

wow yall are as degen as youtube shows
op literally asked for funny stuff
how is all this shit funny
please go to therapy

>>935678894
>Make it all look bigger.
You're a moron. She was the lead software engineer, she invented the phrase "software engineer."
Not only that, but the memory capability of the Lunar Module's landing computer was only 38k words of 15+1 bit wordlength ROM core rope memory.
All of the handwritten code was then handwired onto the core rope boards, by women. That's why it's called LOL storage.
This is a fancy way of saying, LESS is MORE. You can hardly program anything in 38,000 words. Making it look bigger is counteractive to the actual goals, which was to achieve as much as possible in as little as possible. Attribution didn't exist at that time so no one knows how much she wrote. The sourcecode is online for you to look at, and there wasn't room for signatures or attributions, the only way to know is by tricks she would've used.

>>935688975
Glad your phone is ahead of you.

>>935688581
You have face blindness if you can’t tell those are different people.

>>935688677
>implying the space race was fake

Billions of public money was spent finding out nobody could survive a trip to the moon. They had the choice of calling America out and spending even more on an unsolvable problem, or just admitting defeat and taking the get out of jail free card where their citizens didn’t get pissed off about all their public money being thrown in a pit.

>>935689146
nuh uh, we dont defend women here.

>>935678216
Shes so cute i want to hug her

>>935668545
I don't get it

>>935683526
nigger

>>935689146
>lead software engineer
Oh so she did nothing at all except bang the guys she liked while everyone else did the work

>>935689408
"He" also had multiple signatures.

>>935691419
Jill's is also very close to one of them.

>>935689009
new here?

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>>935691510
You can’t unsee it.
Then there was the different masks/tabs coming unglued…
Bill Clinton is a replacement too.
I think celebrities/politicians are just characters meant to play a role…they have literal teams behind them. They just need a face, a singular point of contact, a mouth.

>>935678216
I'd let her tickle her clit with my nose for fucking WEEKS.

>>935678216
Fake and gay. The jews in Hollywood told me the truth that it was coded by black women only

nothing in this thread was funny. /b/ has fallen

>>935693445
That’s what I said!! >>935683219

>>935681150
>rescue her
She doesn't need to be rescued. She made it out of the car. She's happy and healthy and taking selfies. The car needs to be rescued.

>>935683526
nigger

>>935693557
the GOAT

>>935694147
It appears to be ice…that would indicate she does indeed need rescued.
Regardless it’s a retarded time to take a selfie and that’s the context of the post.

>>935694147
you need to be 18 or older to post here.

>>935685569
Always hilarious to see mindbroken americans

>>935695551
Said the esl on an American made website. See you tomorrow retard lmao

>>935695551
Keep licking those boots, friend.

>>935674800
Wrong thread retard