I weep uncontrollably when I see the horrible mutilation his ear sustained in that fake "assassination attempt"

needed more tomato sauce...

>>935673245 (OP)
so brave in the face of danger

>>935673245 (OP)
another NPC thread

>>935673566
did the last MAGA newsletter tell you cultists to use "npc" in every single thread?

Don’t worry little droid, he’s only going to be your president for 4 more years!

>>935673245 (OP)
Let me practice on you and see how well you hold up pussy!

>reptiles regrow lost limbs
This is the best evidence for lizard people running governments around the world

>>935675555
>see how well you hold up
no damage visible, must not be a big deal, toughguy

>>935675436
>4 more years!
It's June already, retard

>>935675587
>lizard people running governments
Alex Jones has entered the thread

>>935673566
sure is a type 1 npc thread, type 2 npc.

>>935677688
>npc
was there a MAGA newsletter telling all you cultists to use "npc" in every single thread?

>>935677999
wasted type 1 non person digits

>>935678032

New Amsterdam in particular, and the New World colonies generally prior to the Colonist Chimpout of '75

>Englishman Henry Hudson hires himself out to Dvtch merchantmen in the East India Company after failing to sail north around Russia
>discovers the Hudson river, plants the seed of Dvtch colonialism in the New World which leads to the peg-legged governorship of Peter Stuyvesant (noted Jew hater extraordinare but chill with freed blacks kek) in New Amsterdam before the Brits came knocking
>Hudson, the poor bastard, gets fucking mutinied in the Artic Circle (Hudson Bay) with his son and six others on a raft, literally left to starve or freeze to death whichever comes first
>followed by French Chad Samuel de Champlain, future governor of New France
>first to see the Great Lakes with Henry IV's (rest in power, King) patronage
>gets shut down by that faggot Louis XIII
>friend to the savages, all around amazing dude (get David Fischer's book, you won't regret it)
>Johnny Smith and the gang in the backwater swamplands of Virginia
>Smith was such a Chad he made people seethe uncontrollably just by drawing oxygen
>Edwin Sandys, contemporary to everyone mentioned, fucking plants the seed of representative democracy in Virginia right under the King's nose
>grows into the Tree of Liberty
>Christopher Newport, one of the most successful 'Elizabethan Sea Dogs' (privateer) to sack the Spanish Main, Captain of the Susan Constant that sailed to Jamestown, AND fellow explorer with Smith who planted a cross at the Fall Line in Richmond
>James VI and I, speaks for himself
>Pedro Menendez de Aviles, founder of the Spanish Main voyages and governor of Spanish Florida whose actions underlay everything mentioned
The Mutt Revolution of '75 is highkey the least interesting part of New World colonization when you really start digging into what led up to it all. I didn't even mention the wars between the European powers in the 18th century for control over American land claims

>>935678335
you're not human lmao.

>>935678350
thanks ChatGPT

>>935676705
Little fairy OP makes truly big statement here, has likely never delivered or received fire.

>>935679803
you're not very bright

>>935681130
>never delivered or received fire.
neither has Donald "Bone Spurs" Trump
including that lame "assassination" fiasco

>>935682987
So the two deaths (Thomas Crooks and Corey Comperatore) were also faked? You’re an idiot.

>>935684298
>You’re an idiot.
You're a gullible idiot

>>935684355
You’re a loser who thinks he has inside information that we don’t have. Makes you feel important but you’re not.
>I-I know what really happened but I can’t reveal my sources lol

>>935673245 (OP)
You failed at reality, buttmunch.

>>935673566
Reminder that NPCs are Trumper chuds
not his critics

>>935684704
show us the scar, cultist

>>935684697
>>935685044

>>935685085
I’ve nicked my ear worse than the small amount of blood from trump’s wound and there’s no scar. Grow up.

>>935685312
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Show us the scar