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Anonymous No.935676876 >>935678767 >>935678815 >>935681029 >>935681138 >>935681168 >>935681216 >>935682422 >>935684700 >>935687838 >>935687873
Your in highschool and your friends are coming over today. Your mom insists that it's okay for her to wear a thong in front of them. What do you do?
Anonymous No.935677122
I'd go back to school to learn the difference between your and you're.
Anonymous No.935678767
>>935676876 (OP)
Leave. My mom's not a slut. Obviously I'm in the wrong house.
Anonymous No.935678815 >>935680809
>>935676876 (OP)
How old are you people? I’m a millennial my mom is in her 70s…
Anonymous No.935680809 >>935680923
>>935678815
>my mom is in her 70s…
But she rocks a thong, right? Hawt.
Anonymous No.935680923 >>935681997
>>935680809
i'm gonna let my mother wear whatever she wants without making fun of her for it
Anonymous No.935681029
>>935676876 (OP)
Lube her up before the party gets here
Anonymous No.935681091 >>935681367
I would buy my mom thongs to wear for my friends
Anonymous No.935681138
>>935676876 (OP)
Check to make sure it's crotchless
Anonymous No.935681168
>>935676876 (OP)
Friend had a pool at his house and occasionally his mom would be out in a thong bikini, it was fucking awesome
Anonymous No.935681216
>>935676876 (OP)
Thank her for hanging back while you host the friends. Tell her you left her a present. Put a bottle of wine, a vibrator and some incest porn in her bedroom. Her move.
Anonymous No.935681367
>>935681091
i'll have to go into the kitchen to get a drink so i can throw up and tell my mom to not fuck with me like that.
Anonymous No.935681997
>>935680923
My mom's 75. I can't imagine her wearing a thong, or even wanting to know what she's wearing under there.
Anonymous No.935682422
>>935676876 (OP)
probs blush and be flustered, reluctantly accept the situation. Then watch my friends like a hawk, silently hoping for them to comment about it, make fun of me, try to flirt with her, maybe a brief grind on her butt as they move around in the kitchen to grab a glass or cutlery from a cupboard. Afterwards masterbate vigarously in my bed to the day with any kind of cucking events that may of happened. (im hoping she'd get backshots like op's pic, while my mom hushing saying he might hear us…be quick…god anon you're hung like a horse… you can finish inside me)
Anonymous No.935684700 >>935687912
>>935676876 (OP)
Don't care about the thong.
But I do want to make sure they get a good look at her bare soles...
Anonymous No.935687838
>>935676876 (OP)
You're still in highschool
John Arbuckle No.935687873
>>935676876 (OP)
John Arbuckle No.935687912
>>935684700
Anonymous No.935688302
Hold her down and take her first
John Arbuckle No.935688374