Thread 935696843

choli + hanni + otters <33

>>935696843 (OP)
more SC please

>>935696843 (OP)
Fuckmeat

Any tay?

>>935696843 (OP)
>>935697014
Is the male gaze mainstream again? Are popstars back to being the nasty sluts they've always been?

>>935697018
She is built for fucking

>>935697103
built for bbc

>>935697064
no just sabrina

>>935697142
troy post

Ceebee was the last silly Anon left cheers.

>>935697142
alright cuck go to the built 4 bbc posts

>>935697168
Wonder how much cock she had to take to for that record deal

>>935697168
Madison needs to get sluttier like Sab. It'll do wonders for her PR.

>>935697308
cb was and still is an mmm poster.

>>935697347
very nice

announce your presence right now chad

>>935697392
i'm lmao'ing my butt off. he ain't here that's (probably) Nxrth pretending to be him as a joke.

>but only if its maya
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooly

>>935697549
im not talking about now. you're remembering old cb, cb at the end (and middle) was an mmm spammer.

>>935697665
>mmm spammer
Every time you type this retarded shit, I want to beat you to death with a rusty bacon press.

>>935697826
it's not a phrase i like using either, the person im talking to uses it, and he hates them. thats why im bringing it up.

>>935697665
DON'T YOU BESMIRCH HIS NAME MOTHERFKER

>>935698025
kek, im not doing anything. he did that himself. and you know it.

embarassing

Someone explain to me what the fuck an "mmm spammer" is.

>>935698058
I mean it's possible in hindsight. Maybe he figured out that if you wanna j*erk of*f it's better to not post celebs. :shrug:

>>935698166
look if you don't know...that's fine

lmfaooooooo

>>935698226
Look, I'm going to shove a drain snake up your ass and pull it out of your tear duct if you don't fucking tell me what that stupid ass phrase means.

>>935697392
Chris Brown was caught posting here?

>>935698378
Send a pic of dua lipa with her butt out and I'll tell you what it means

>>935698176
you can post celebs and be an mmm spammer. have you seriously forgotten that?

it still hasn't hit home for the beadster yet has it?

>>935698423
Yeah but its better to just always post celebs. Even when you're gettin gay for her, hypothetically.

He just doesn't get it, does he?

>could it be me that made all the posters leave?
>no its the mmm posters (no I wont explain what that means)

BTW every single former poster when asked says BD is the reason they left

>>935698416
Now pony up, dickneck.

lmfaoooooooo

>>935698610
Thank you homie. Mmm posting is when people (usually non-image posting ones) fill the thread with kinda boring, hollow posts like: "grahhhhh" "hrgggggg" or "mmmmmph" to express their horniness in reaction to a celeb pic

Thank you again for the dua pic mphhhhh

Wrong. Mmm posters are exclusively people who don't post celebs and try to be lewd. You can't be an mmm spammer if you're posting a celeb.

"mmm spammers" are something the thread spammer came up with to justify his shitty behaviour.

again, embarassing

>>935698834
youve called me an mmm spammer multiple times, and others who post celebs mmm spammers, and yet here you are again trying to bend your own rules to justify your retardation.

>>935696916

hanni princess

>>935698885
Wrong.

>>935698907
good argument.

>>935698946
Good argument from you, literally just making shit up lmao.
Let me guess you thought some random spammer not posting a celeb was me? Like you thought that guy posting Bella was me? Not everyone you don't like is me bro.

>>935698898
my queen

Look at the BS I have to put up with. If I didn't post celebs and just mmm spammed I wouldn't have to deal with this. Kinda makes you wonder why anyone posts celebs. OH WAIT THEY DON'T!

>>935699033
this is just about you not even holding yourself to your own rules, which you bend for yourself when it benefits you, but others can't do the same or youll spam the thread.

>>935699191
you need to take a deep look inward at yourself and your behavior.

You guys are so fucking annoying

>>935699191
Because of you

this is why we can't have nice things

why did choli allow Israel to strike Iran tonight?

CHOLI WTF

>>935696843 (OP)
She looks like a neckless stubby legged oompa loompa.

>>935699191
>I wouldn't have to deal with this
Nobody's asking you to. Why do you feel the urge to police people's posts in a celebrity gooning thread you nerd

>>935699343
i was the one who authorized the strikes

kek beady btfo!

i really like this pic

>>935699461
not based. not this time cholster

>>935699517
Feet freak. (Complementary)

HE LIKES HER FEET

>>935699538
israel has a right to exist!!!!
>>935699637
there's just something about yunjin + her feet that hit different

Can we just have one night where people don't reply to all his obvious attention whoring?

>>935699700
>he says while posting about it, in-directly replying to his attention whoring.

>>935699693
fuck Israel!!! Fuck em!

M I RITE

>>935699811
nooooooooo i love jewish women

>>935699693
Im not all that families with her but she's certainly got my attention.
>>935699922
Something about those dainty ass shoulders and arms really, uh, resonates with me

>>935700047
Familiar*

>>935700047
she's very cute!!!

shit thread

>>935700280
Well if you insist

>>935700334 You were saying? >>935700350

>>935699922
this is not good choli and you let it happen!!!

>>935700394
She looks jew

>>935700394
not a celeb

>>935700144
How and when did you find her, you a kpop fan?

>>935700394
and i'd let it happen again, rest assured!

>>935700324
Warm pits, small tits winning combination

>>935700532
>you a kpop fan?
of course bro

>>935700641
I guess that was obvious lmao.
What group is she in, maybe I should invest in yunjin coin

he listens to k-pop while writing his name in the wheat field with the giant tractor

>>935700705
Le Sserafim. It's one of my favorite groups.
>>935700734
somethin' like that yeah hahah

>>935700555
good legs and feet too

>>935697064
Here is the planet. Female fucks guy. Eventually planet can monetize their grandchildren by telling them women were beaten around by men in the past and they deserve a second chance. The promise is that women will choose right this time and that is why in around 40 years you see a movement toward telling young men that Sabrina Carpenter was just joking about this. The guys in 2025 who actually treat girls like shit get left to fend for themselves. The history book hasn't said it but that is what happens.

>>935700845
Oh they made that one song crazy, that's pretty sick

made this a couple days ago and never got around to posting it

>>935700976
All around incredible woman. What's your favorite part of her?

>>935701225
Mhm. They've made a TON of good stuff.

>>935701264
feet...

THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF GOOD SHIT

>>935701304
Good taste :)
Do you have disc?

>>935701367
Edmund7938

Women are trying to take the male gaze for themselves. Sabrina is part of that "I dress up for the ladies, not these little boys" generation. They say ridiculous shit like "If you think what I'm wearing now is sexy, imagine what I'd wear if men didn't exist." Forgetting, of course, that the lingerie and frilly shit she wears was designed to make dicks hard. Women have never had to be skilled. They've never had to have personalities, be funny, or be good with their hands to get laid. They will never understand that the male gaze drove every innovation, be it agriculture, engineering, entertainment, whathaveyou. Us wanting to fuck them has been the driving force behind everything that makes modern living so comfortable and convenient, and they're robbing their stupid-ass granddaughters of civilization if they actually manage to castrate and subjugate men they way they brag about in these cutesy little pop songs they sing while making dicks hard "for the girlies".

>>935701284
Life is simple. Sometimes I wanna listen to cute girls singing about nothing in a catchy way!

>>935701397
yeah the team behind her is retarded but it's selling so maybe not

>>935701396
Added you

>>935696843 (OP)
I’m so sick of her fugly face being paraded around nude like she’s a pornstar. She’s not, and it’s just trashy posing to pretend but not do it. Half the average girls in my neighborhood can do it, without acting it up like this dumb cunt. Either do porn and stfu, or be a musician, and we know she’s sure as shit no musician. oh well, self solving problem, that baby fat is gone in 2 years tops and she’s either going to not exercise & blimp out or hit the gym & look like a guy named mike.

>>935701487
>the team behind her is retarded
No, they're very bright people. They're doing what capitalism does best: commodifying a movement that might make people question it, and watering it down to a comical level so they can sell it to middle class suburban kids who want to feel rebellious for a few minutes while sipping Starbucks and waving their hands in the air in the car daddy bought them.

>>935701416
yessir

>>935696843 (OP)
Evil shit

>>935701632
Bro thinks baby fat lasts to your mid 20s lmfao

Sabrina's going to get her cheek fat sucked out like Anya Taylor Joy and take that shit Ariana pops like Pez to turn herself into a skeleton. She'll drop the pop star thing and go back into acting, doing comedic roles with that shitty timing and forced Disney channel delivery.

I don't get the appeal of Sabrina Carpenter. The height and makeup just make me associate her with Oompa Loompas.

More of a Madison Beer man myself.

>>935701981
She's a more tempered version of the wanton whore Miley Cyrus was, so she sells to little girls whose parents let them play with Bratz dolls, girls who think they're bad because they had a few too margaritas at the club and their gay besties, and horny dudes. Side note - it's hilarious that Miley is now going around saying she regrets being such an absolute fucking skank for all those years. She basically appropriated black music and mannerisms, made a mint, then went back country and is now trying to look and act like a tradwife, and it's working for her. Dopey, corny-ass country people have taken her back. What an embarrassing time to be alive.

>>935701763
>all bodies age the same
>I’m 12 and what is this
Bro doesn’t know that it can diminish with puberty as young as 14 or into adulthood as old as 27, at different rates in different people. It looks young by keeping the skin free of wrinkles when it lingers, but the longer it lingers, the worse the effects when it melts off faster. Wrinkles or cellulite & stretch marks, it’s one or the other. Arm fat, it’s coming.

Imagine being so miserable and lonely that youd spend your time sending paragraphs back and forth to yourself in a celeb goon thread talking shit about a woman who will never know who you are

who gives a shit

>>935702179
Is this process worse for women? And what is the optimal age to lose it at

>>935702135
I watched that fucking cunt ape every fucking move from Mick Jagger & Robert Plant until Tate was just going through the motions wearing out cliches. No surprise she’s gone back to country, the grotesque Muzak of the illiterate Adult Contemporary landfill. None of these fucking tards are musicians, they’re models racing past their shelf life.

>>935702365
I don’t know who tf Tate is, but apparently my fucking spellcheck nazi thinks they’re the same word as “she”. You know what, fuck all this technology, fuck all this cheap ass commodified consumerism bullshit, it all sucks, I’m out.

jizz

mommy

>>935702581
Pumping

>>935702670
ew

who do you want to get cucked by?

>>935702705
Cmon I know you are as well

>>935696843 (OP)
Somehow that face looks like an over-exaggeration of Taylor swifts Barbie doll look and is at once incredibly bland and plain. Seems like she’s always naked in a tryhard effort to make up for how unremarkable her “music” is.

What was that fucking tagline “I can’t wait for it to be yours.” ??? lol bitch did you just watch an Apple keynote and think no one would notice you pinched their stupid “we can’t wait to see what you do with it.” line selling every new product? But without anyone having anything to do with her product, she just says “I can’t wait for you to buy it.” Oh really, can’t you? Wow, that’s so amazing, ya dumb plastic looking tart.

>>935702787
Honestly Jenna would do. Wonderful woman

>>935702855
Very good taste, watching her would be the best

>>935702787
Jenna a cute

>>935702825
how do you know that..

>>935702912
I wanna kiss her nose

>>935702876
Do you have disc?

>>935703057
yeah
sexwithhandlover

>>935702576
Everybody hates this chick now. Feminists hate her for muh male gaze, sane girls hate her bc she’s trashy as shit, guys who don’t like whores hate her bc she looks whorey, guys who like whores hate her bc not actually a whore just playing dress-up like one to make up for not being a musician but taking away music sales $ from actual musicians.

Suicide in 6 weeks when the album flops.

>>935702922
I have cameras in your home but ignore that keep going

>>935703092
okay..

cringe

cranberry juice is all done

>>935703296
cran milk combo is unmatched

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Wow, the ScientoIogists are spamming their plant way more than usual.

>>935703329
>Ella with long sleeves:
The most innocent celeb you could ever meet.

>Ella with short sleeves:
TATTED UP BAD BINCH

>>935703452
I wish she were sleeveless all the time

>>935703341
milk first tho!!!

>>935696986
More

>>935703569
The heavenly smell of her pitta.
*SNIFFF*

>>935703644
*Lick*, even

>>935703732
You ever seen what a horse can do to a salt lick?
Well imagine that, but 10 times more devastating.
Them pits gonna be tender afterwards, to say the least.

>>935702787
>who do you want to get cucked by?
i didn't think i'd have an answer to this, but then i remembered what nearly became a wet dream i had about maggie grinding into me while i'm locked in one of those microscopic metal cages and she's being destroyed from behind by a superior, masculine man

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>>935698840
wtf I like Sabrina now
>>935703851
anon pls

>>935703820
Damn son

>>935703851
Sounds like an intense and hot dream!

>>935703565
>Netflix & Chill w/Sabrina.
>1/2 way thru the movie she gets up without saying a word and begins walking up the steps up towards the bedroom, pausing and looking back over her shoulder at you.
FINE, go to sleep then! If you didn't want to watch a movie with me you could have just said that! I would be p*ssed for DAYS.

>>935703921
I ain't gonna sit here and lie to you, or to Ella.
If you want someone to pull the wool over your eyes I'm all outta wool, Anon.

>>935703888
marshmallow trips

>>935703924
i woke up certain that i had just creamed my panties, but thankfully that wasn't the case

>>935704000
Trips of unwoolen truth

>>935703940
Living vicariously through gay hypotheticals in your head isn't good for your mental well-being, bro

>>935704044
And just like that I've ran out of whacky things to say... I don't... I don't usually get this far into the convo.

Do... do I pay you or something?

>>935704102
>gay
>He think gabbin about Sabrina is gay.
Someone call the amber lamps cause my tummy is HURTIN from all the lafter.

>>935704126
Hey, I'm not a whore like that :/
We can grab some food though

>>935696843 (OP)
DEMONIC MOMMY <3

can't wait till tomorrow, im so excited

>>935704209
You want some sea bugs? Haven't had lobster in awhile heh.
Then after we can go see Ballerina in theaters and I'll pretend I didn't already see it (it's a good movie!)

Then afterwards we head back to my place and dot dot dot...

I'm just bein silly lol

>>935704278
what's tomorrow?

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>>935704313
Sounds like a well thought out plan!
I'm in

goon

goon

cum

cum

nigger

jizz

>>935704273
Pedophile
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>>935699249
Not celebs, get bird flu

recalcitrant

truculent

contumacious

cum

jizz

coom

coom

jizz

>>935701120
Thanks for otter bingo

>>935710881
So Princess Aurora doesn't listen to that shit band?

cum

>>935715496
No

cum

>>935716227
i don't care whether celebrities masturbate or not.

cum

jizz

coom

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Not celebs

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Not celebs

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Not celebs

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जब आप भूखे होते हैं तो आप स्वयं नहीं होते हैं। एक स्निकर्स है