Hey /b/. Got an ethical dilemma. Is it cheating on my gf if I'm only having sex with a married lesbian couple who just want me for my sperm? I mean, sure, it's still sex but it isn't like we're just doing it whilly-nilly to be sneaky and have fun. They want a baby and need sperm and fucking me is cheaper and easier than IVF and sperm banks. My gf would absolutely flip shit and lose her mind if I even suggest it so I can't really talk to her about it. So is it still cheating if I'm having sex with somebody else but only to make a baby for a couple that can't conceive on their own? After they conceive we're done fucking and they don't want anything else from me. I'm under no obligation to them or their child other than giving sperm.

>>935701217 (OP)
If you have to hide it then yes it's cheating

Your mistake is giving a shit

>>935701252
This. It'll come back to bite you on the ass if you do it

>>935701217 (OP)
Jerk off into a cup and have them syringe it into their pussy as deep as it can go, so there won't be any sex.

Or just do it and enjoy getting to fuck someone other than your gf.

>>935701672
This. There's no reason to fuck them. You can do it in a clinic, you're looking for a loop hole to fuck outside your relationship

>>935701672
You're talking about IVF which costs money that they don't have. Even then IVF only takes about 40% of the time.

>>935702017
No I'm not. Literally just cum in a cup with them nearby, maybe watching, and have them syringe it into their cunts/cunt. As long as it's fresh, the only cost is the cup and syringe and gas to get over to them.

But if you really do wanna fuck them I actively encourage it, cucking your gf would be pretty hot.

>>935702174
You're right. Sorry. It was >>935701709
that mentioned going to a clinic. I tagged you by mistake. Still IVF is only 40% effective. I'd have to keep giving them cups full of sperm over and over again until EVENTUALLY it takes. Or we could just do it the ol' fashioned way, possibly only once because it has a much higher success rate.

>I'm under no obligation to them or their child other than giving sperm.

Until they break up.

>>935702340
explain

>>935702017
>>935702294
Then you have to make a choice, cheat on your gf, knock up some random lesbos or don't

>>935701217 (OP)
better question is
>will I be legally responsible for the little cumsprout that arises out of this situation? and can they, in fact, take me to court for gibsmedats?

>>935701217 (OP)
Whatev you do, have them sign a contract or written acknowledgment saying they won't pursue you for paternal responsibilities or duties or child support.

>>935701217 (OP)
threesome is the ultimate experience any man can have in a lifetime. you need to do it. and you should pull out before you cum so you can do it again and again and again.

>>935704220
I like your style

>>935701217 (OP)
>Getting baited by a lesbian couple.
You do know that sexual "implantation" (fucking) isn't protected right (who's name will the child be in?)?

>>935701217 (OP)
If you are putting your cock in other women and especially cumming into them yes you are absolutely cheating and the thought you could play it off was completely retarded.

Also more importantly than your temporary joke relationship is you're going to get fucked if you don't have any documentation of what you're doing. Those dykes are going to turn around and child support rape you. All it'll take is a lie and one paternity test.

Post pic of them and we'll decide

>>935701217 (OP)
Scumbag.

Yes and also they can go after you for child support, good luck man

Considering that you could donate without actually fucking them, yes.
What would you want to have sex w Lesbians anyway? You know that the minute you leave, they start making fun of your wee-wee

>>935701217 (OP)
You ask for advice on 4chan... you know exactly what kind of answer you'll get...
Of course it's cheating. You just want to hear that you should do it anyway because you actually want to... that's why you're asking here. So don't be a loser and do it

>>935701217 (OP)
>having sex with a married lesbian couple who just want me for my sperm
lol, they're gonna sue you for child support you moron

>>935709819
And these girls you know arent attractive. They are poor and gross. Hope OP ends it all.

>>935701217 (OP)
>I'm under no obligation to them or their child other than giving sperm.
it's cute that you think that
>>935702340
they don't even have to break up
the fact of his paternity is sufficient to establish a legal obligation for support

>>935702955
child support is considered a right of the child

>>935701217 (OP)
If you were ethical you'd get your gf's buy-in. 'Nuff said.

>>935710119
if he were ethical, he wouldn't have a gf
premarital sex is a sin
the ethical choices are celibacy or marriage

>still sex
>My gf would absolutely flip shit and lose her mind
Yes and you already know you should not be doing it.

>>935701217 (OP)
Tell them to visit Andy Sixx and they can have a retarded human-shit baby. Here is my personal experience:

I sucked a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass hole backstage at a concert, and then I used that log of shit as a dildo to fuck my pussy with and then the bacteria from the shit fertilized my egg cells and impregnated me with a retarded human shit baby and then I gave birth to that retarded human shit baby and licked its retarded shit baby ass crack and then I sucked on its rock hard retarded human shit baby fucking balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded shit baby fucking emo goth andy sixx sexy emo deathcore hardcore poser rockband cock until it couldn't take it anymore and then came a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over my fucking face, and then I licked all the retarded shit baby cum off and then spit it out in my hands and then used the retarded human shit baby cum as lubricant to finger my ass hole with. God, andy sixx is so fucking hot.

>>935710835
So you're ok with sleeping with a man and woman who are each other's girlfriend/boyfriend to have sex (a form of intimacy) with you?
That's pretty much what cheating is

>>935713190
you didn't answer the question
i don't think so.

>>935701217 (OP)
Don't. These dykes are still women.
At the first hurdle (break-up, medical issue or you come in to money) they will come for your DNA and claim you're a deadbeat dad.
I have seen this happen.