Thread 935708135

How do I get a gf if im a smelly incel?

>>935708135 (OP)
Grow up kid.

>>935708135 (OP)
Become a smelly gf and get a bf :3

>>935708135 (OP)
>step 1
take a shower
>step 2
cut your hair
>step 3
lose weight
>step 4
build muscle
>step 5 aquire money
this step is usually optional these days seeing as how women have zero problem with letting drug addicts, homeless, jobless, carless niggers cum inside them.
People say this is the worst time to get women because they are more picky than ever but this is the polar opposite of reality. If you're a loser you can make 95% of women squirt just as long as you look good and are willing to give them the time of day.

unless you're amazingly ugly and disgynic, this works pretty much every time

You've gotta be able to talk to women first. Then, there's a simple flow chart. Ask a girl out, if she says no, try a different girl, if you're getting nothing but negative responses, lower your standards and try again.

Genuinely people are pretty delusional about themselves. Think about that 1-10 scale of attractiveness. Most people are a 5; in America that means they're slightly overweight and have a relatively symmetrical face with minimal scarring. The odds that most people you will ever meet fall outside the range of 4-7 is pretty uncommon. So... keep that in mind to help level set.d8pkw

Just be white

>>935708484
Why do you keep saying that everywhere (Are you autistic?)?

>>935708135 (OP)
You could do the same old, same old and try to find one in person, and there's always online.

>>935708135 (OP)
Stop being smelly
Make friends
Girlfriend will come if you have a nice personality

Men will always say that going to the gym will guarantee a gf but trust me what women really look for is someone who listens, pays attention and is open to them
Stop watching porn, don't view them as sex objects or as a means to an end and make sure that you're a good person, thats all you need

>>935708135 (OP)
be a good human and get to know women socially and in a platonic way

>>935713050
you have no idea what you're talking about

>>935713368
barf

Take estrogen, transition, then women like that will like you. You will probly be getting pegged tho.

Last night a slut texted me she was horny and I went over to her place. She was fresh out of the shower wearing panties and after a min we went to her bedroom. I pulled her panties down and shoved my cock in her from behind. Then I told her to get up on the bed and lay on her back. I got on her and started fucking her open pussy and she was putting her face into my armpit and smelling saying my sweat smelled so good. Then I dumped a load into her pussy while she was sniffing my pit. I watched my white cum leak out of her and then she cleaned my cock up with her mouth.