Thread 935714732

I need some ^

rub dogshit in your eyes

eat broken glass

grind yourself away to nothing on a belt sander

dissolve yourself in boiling donkey piss

hold your breath for three weeks

swallow a freight train whole

hammer a fork into your cerebellum

fist yourself inside out

push a folding stepladder into your ear then unfold it in your brain

>>935714732 (OP)
retarded spammer.
Helium exit bag is a painless way. there should be some instructions around

superglue your jap's eye shut

>>935714833
>retarded spammer.
he did remind me to wordfilter the word "painless" though so it's not all bad

>>935714732 (OP)
OD on fent
or exit bag
in fact, any method that causes unconsciousness followed by a condition that kills you

>>935714849
fair enough

>>935714732 (OP)
Why are you looking for ways to die, anon?

>>935714965
because he wants to die, pretty obvious.

>>935714965
He doesn't. People who really want to commit suicide just do it, they don't post about it on the internet. All he wants is attention

>>935714965
That's why I love you

>>935714732 (OP)
When I tell you it's helium & you then tell me the element hydrogen doesn't exist.. & if then, you don't drink water and you think helium instead? I'm going to think you're just an op & just a fucking faggot.

>>935714732 (OP)
bullet to the head. if unable to aqquire gun then jump off something high and hope you land head first

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>>935714732 (OP)
eat a bag of salt. no homo even a small bag will work. your body knows this and will start making it taste really bad after the first few spoons but keep pushing through