Was hanging out with my mate the other day when he randomly goes

>“Disrespectfully, your girl has a fat fucking ass”

>I just laughed and said “I know”

What does this mean

>pic rel, her

>>935715313 (OP)
her ass is wider than her shoulders. Still, he wants to see his dick disappearing between those cheeks.

He’s just found himself needing to state the obvious so it’s known by all parties.
She’s got a fat fucking ass
Daaaaaaayyyyum
bro you scored
and every other guy knows

>>935715322
Damn, really?
>pic rel, jeans she wore last time we all hung out

>>935715336
Thanks anon

>>935715313 (OP)
Would need context of the previous conv. But, I would assume that he's telling you that you are a lucky mf and that he would tap that if given the chance

>>935715368
Totally unprompted, we were just discussing hot women

>>935715313 (OP)
nigger shut the fuck up

>>935715399
Oh he totally wants to smack your girl's ass then.

Saying "Respectfully" would have meant that he's just stating a fact with no emotions attached. But saying "Disrespectfully" is basically saying that he hopes to fuck that ass

>>935715313 (OP)
He's just making you aware that on his next chance with her, he will throw the bait on her and try to worship that ass like if there's no tomorrow

>>935715361
that said, he did say "Disrespectfully"
could be that he only likes skinny women. Which is OK.

Your girl could definitely be in a little bit better shape, but she does have a lovely round ass. A bit tighter around the waist, a lil less fat on the arms, and she would be a voluptuous goddess. Not saying she isnt attractive as she is. But given what she already has, 6 months of gym and diet, and she would be every ass man's wet dream. What are her tits like?

>>935715313 (OP)
he wants you to jerk him off while you show him her pics

>>935715313 (OP)
He probably meant that she has a dick between her thighs

>>935715313 (OP)
Bro absolutely wants to fuck your girl doggystyle dude
I’d watch out

>>935715361
Stroking

>>935715313 (OP)
Any nudes?