Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:34:47 PM No.935721089
Fearless Leader being ignored. Netanyahu and Putin both blew him off after being told to deescalate wars. Iran says bite me. Not looking good.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:30:52 PM No.935722603
>>935721089 (OP)
Breaking News: UFO Lands at White House, Kidnaps Former President Donald Trump
Washington, D.C. — June 13, 2025
In a shocking and unprecedented event, a mysterious spacecraft reportedly landed on the South Lawn of the White House early this morning. Eyewitnesses describe the craft as a "spherical, metallic object" that hovered silently before touching down with no apparent sound or disturbance.
Security footage shows the craft, which appeared to defy conventional aviation laws, landing just before 6 a.m. local time. Shortly thereafter, former President Donald Trump was seen walking out of the White House with a group of aides. In a bizarre turn of events, a beam of light reportedly enveloped Trump before he was seemingly lifted into the air and transported aboard the spacecraft.
Multiple sources confirm that the unidentified flying object ascended into the sky before disappearing at high speed, leaving a stunned crowd of onlookers and security personnel. The U.S. Secret Service has issued no official statement, but sources close to the investigation say that they are working with both local law enforcement and military agencies to determine the identity of those responsible.
The White House has yet to release a formal comment, though an emergency press conference is expected later today. Meanwhile, speculation about the motives behind the abduction is already swirling. Some political analysts have suggested this could be an elaborate hoax or an attention-grabbing stunt, while others point to the possibility of extraterrestrial involvement or even a covert operation by foreign powers.
The incident marks an unsettling moment in a year already rife with unexpected political and global developments. The whereabouts of Trump remain unknown, and authorities are urging calm while they piece together the details of this strange and ongoing event.
Breaking News: UFO Lands at White House, Kidnaps Former President Donald Trump
Washington, D.C. — June 13, 2025
In a shocking and unprecedented event, a mysterious spacecraft reportedly landed on the South Lawn of the White House early this morning. Eyewitnesses describe the craft as a "spherical, metallic object" that hovered silently before touching down with no apparent sound or disturbance.
Security footage shows the craft, which appeared to defy conventional aviation laws, landing just before 6 a.m. local time. Shortly thereafter, former President Donald Trump was seen walking out of the White House with a group of aides. In a bizarre turn of events, a beam of light reportedly enveloped Trump before he was seemingly lifted into the air and transported aboard the spacecraft.
Multiple sources confirm that the unidentified flying object ascended into the sky before disappearing at high speed, leaving a stunned crowd of onlookers and security personnel. The U.S. Secret Service has issued no official statement, but sources close to the investigation say that they are working with both local law enforcement and military agencies to determine the identity of those responsible.
The White House has yet to release a formal comment, though an emergency press conference is expected later today. Meanwhile, speculation about the motives behind the abduction is already swirling. Some political analysts have suggested this could be an elaborate hoax or an attention-grabbing stunt, while others point to the possibility of extraterrestrial involvement or even a covert operation by foreign powers.
The incident marks an unsettling moment in a year already rife with unexpected political and global developments. The whereabouts of Trump remain unknown, and authorities are urging calm while they piece together the details of this strange and ongoing event.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:31:42 PM No.935722628
>>935721089 (OP)
Traditional the best thing that can happen to a winning economy is the monetary expenditure fighting a war. Plus we can draft the lazy ass freeloaders off our welfare payrolls, and with any luck they return a man or not at all!
Traditional the best thing that can happen to a winning economy is the monetary expenditure fighting a war. Plus we can draft the lazy ass freeloaders off our welfare payrolls, and with any luck they return a man or not at all!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:31:51 PM No.935722634
>>935721089 (OP)
Dawnauld Twump
Dawnauld Twump
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:32:35 PM No.935722654
>the tetrapod efficiency meme
Land vertebrate tetrapodism is basically coincidental - it's a consequence of:
a) The Sarcopterygii subgroup that evolved amphibiousness had only two paired locomotive fins usable for land movement.
b) The endoskeletal structures characteristic of Osteichthyes (of which Sarcopterygii are a part) are highly costly to grow and difficult to duplicate without disrupting vital systems given the layout of bony fish organs - basically, the evolutionary options are changes in size or limb loss; gain of legitimate limbs is STRONGLY selected against in tetrapods because it essentially requires major birth defects, and it has nothing to do with efficiency. 4 is usually enough not to "require" more, and evolution is more a game of what gets the job done than what gets the job done "best."
The best counterexample is of course arthropods - they evolved amphibiousness and terrestrial survivability independently of tetrapods, and number of limbs is highly variable in arthropods. Flighted insects are effectively ten-limbed by tetrapod standards, because of their two pairs of wings (elytra still count as wings).
A less commonly cited counterexample is mollusks (also evolved terrestrial survivability independently), where the truly land-dwelling mollusks have effectively one locomotive limb, and the tentacles are less like limbs and more like external tongues.
Even within Tetrapoda, there are legless reptiles, as well as species of reptiles and amphibians with two arms and no legs. I could easily see that arrangement leading to complex tool use.
One thing nobody talks about, though? Just how predicated the evolution of civilization-capable life on Earth was on the existence and surface abundance of trees
Land vertebrate tetrapodism is basically coincidental - it's a consequence of:
a) The Sarcopterygii subgroup that evolved amphibiousness had only two paired locomotive fins usable for land movement.
b) The endoskeletal structures characteristic of Osteichthyes (of which Sarcopterygii are a part) are highly costly to grow and difficult to duplicate without disrupting vital systems given the layout of bony fish organs - basically, the evolutionary options are changes in size or limb loss; gain of legitimate limbs is STRONGLY selected against in tetrapods because it essentially requires major birth defects, and it has nothing to do with efficiency. 4 is usually enough not to "require" more, and evolution is more a game of what gets the job done than what gets the job done "best."
The best counterexample is of course arthropods - they evolved amphibiousness and terrestrial survivability independently of tetrapods, and number of limbs is highly variable in arthropods. Flighted insects are effectively ten-limbed by tetrapod standards, because of their two pairs of wings (elytra still count as wings).
A less commonly cited counterexample is mollusks (also evolved terrestrial survivability independently), where the truly land-dwelling mollusks have effectively one locomotive limb, and the tentacles are less like limbs and more like external tongues.
Even within Tetrapoda, there are legless reptiles, as well as species of reptiles and amphibians with two arms and no legs. I could easily see that arrangement leading to complex tool use.
One thing nobody talks about, though? Just how predicated the evolution of civilization-capable life on Earth was on the existence and surface abundance of trees
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:38:56 PM No.935722851
He pisses in a bag
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:41:42 PM No.935722946
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:42:58 PM No.935722982
>>935721089 (OP)
Dude, nobody listens to him. Even his cult members don't listen to him, they just pretend he says what they want to hear.
Dude, nobody listens to him. Even his cult members don't listen to him, they just pretend he says what they want to hear.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:04:07 PM No.935723633
>>935722603
If trump ever gets kidnapped the rest of the party will immediately announce that he's dead and make no effort to retrieve him. Technoligarchs want him gone so their installed mouthpiece Vance can play dictator.
If trump ever gets kidnapped the rest of the party will immediately announce that he's dead and make no effort to retrieve him. Technoligarchs want him gone so their installed mouthpiece Vance can play dictator.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:10:33 PM No.935723820
>>935723633
Vance has no real power. Wouldn't be hard to keep him in line.
Vance has no real power. Wouldn't be hard to keep him in line.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:11:27 PM No.935725968
>>935722982
That landscaper wouldn't be out of business if he paid his workers a fair wage. He just doesn't want to work.
That landscaper wouldn't be out of business if he paid his workers a fair wage. He just doesn't want to work.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:36:30 PM No.935726835
DRMUMPF
>I will end all wars
>no new wars under me
>everyone too afraid
WORLD:
STFU retard
>I will end all wars
>no new wars under me
>everyone too afraid
WORLD:
STFU retard
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:48:47 PM No.935729370
>>935726835
senor trump I am cubano not dirty mexicano no need thousand dollar crypto BECAUSE KHY LAFF JOO EL PRESIDENTE
senor trump I am cubano not dirty mexicano no need thousand dollar crypto BECAUSE KHY LAFF JOO EL PRESIDENTE
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:50:32 PM No.935729435
Reality is more complex and has fundamental aspects that anyone can tune in to, eventually. The moon and Earth system is an artificial system. It could not possibly emerge from "random" chance.
You want a far deeper rabbit hole of truth. Study the language of DNA (ACGT) and its codon arrangements that lead to functional and specific biological proteins.
*The likelihood by pure statistics for DNA to "randomly" emerge in the universe and develop into complex biological lifeforms via functional proteins development...
Is less than 10^40,000.*
This is statistically smaller than the squared number of estimated protons, neutrons, and electrons in *estimated* history of the *observable* universe.
Bottom line. What designed biological life was by all means and definitions, a supreme super intelligence that was able to foresee a trillion squared outcomes and designed the language of DNA to become theoretically a nearly infinite number of lifeforms with specific functions and adaptations. So many outcomes that it makes the total estimated number of particles in the known universe (which is not the entire universe), look trivial. Omniscience.
The rabbit hole goes deeper when you then look at how human beings may have come into being, and the evidence that we were subsequently given accelerated evolution by shortening the lifespan with left hand twist DNA cancers and capping the telomeres at a specific length. If these intelligences or omni-intelligence wanted it could have designed humans to be biologically immortal via complex DNA codon and protein synthesis and algorithms. Humanity is an experiment.
And we are being watched at each stage of our development.
Creating and moving stars and planets and moons is trivial by comparison.
One of the few rational explanations for these observations, is that reality is some kind of simulated (created and designed ) realm in which one or some beings have a greater understanding of it. They want us to notice
You want a far deeper rabbit hole of truth. Study the language of DNA (ACGT) and its codon arrangements that lead to functional and specific biological proteins.
*The likelihood by pure statistics for DNA to "randomly" emerge in the universe and develop into complex biological lifeforms via functional proteins development...
Is less than 10^40,000.*
This is statistically smaller than the squared number of estimated protons, neutrons, and electrons in *estimated* history of the *observable* universe.
Bottom line. What designed biological life was by all means and definitions, a supreme super intelligence that was able to foresee a trillion squared outcomes and designed the language of DNA to become theoretically a nearly infinite number of lifeforms with specific functions and adaptations. So many outcomes that it makes the total estimated number of particles in the known universe (which is not the entire universe), look trivial. Omniscience.
The rabbit hole goes deeper when you then look at how human beings may have come into being, and the evidence that we were subsequently given accelerated evolution by shortening the lifespan with left hand twist DNA cancers and capping the telomeres at a specific length. If these intelligences or omni-intelligence wanted it could have designed humans to be biologically immortal via complex DNA codon and protein synthesis and algorithms. Humanity is an experiment.
And we are being watched at each stage of our development.
Creating and moving stars and planets and moons is trivial by comparison.
One of the few rational explanations for these observations, is that reality is some kind of simulated (created and designed ) realm in which one or some beings have a greater understanding of it. They want us to notice