What kind of underhanded tricks do you have to do to get laid?

>>935734877 (OP)
ever since I was 15 years old, I've been resorting to the most maniacal subversive manipulative trick to get laid:

simply asking for sex

It's worked perfectly!... I know it seems kind of evil, stooping so low as to actually mentioning my horniness to any of the hundreds of women that complied.

but whatever it takes, right?

>>935735420
I respect it. Some people have moves some people don’t. Gotta do what you gotta do.

>>935735462
I used to be just like the 97.3% of 4chanusers who are terrified of rejection, overthink everything, and never even try, because they've convinced themselves the girls will say no.

The only difference is I was 15 years old, and some of those guys are 39 years old..

then Lori McClendon pushed me onto the bed and started unzipping my pants and by the time she had my dick in her mouth, I had lost all of that fear, stopped all of that overthinking everything.. suddenly, I realized I was worried over nothing.

and ever since that day, if I feel like having an orgasm, I simply bring it up in a palatable style. something not too creepy. although I've got a pretty good story that relates to this topic:

(to be continued)

>>935734877 (OP)
What kind of tricks do you have to do to get laid with Thomasin and Milly?

>>935735798
Who?