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Anonymous No.935739701 >>935739747 >>935743950
Slutty mouse
Anonymous No.935739716 >>935739779
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John Arbuckle No.935739747
>>935739701 (OP)
John Arbuckle No.935739779
>>935739716
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hmm...
Mister Fister No.935743950 >>935744188
>>935739701 (OP)
That mouse looks like my girlfriend who always ate a bag of grapes at the store before she bought them
Anonymous No.935744188 >>935744561
>>935743950
she looks like my girlfriend who is a prostitute for money
Mister Fister No.935744561 >>935744736
>>935744188
My girlfriend was also a prostitute and liked money.

You live by Philly?
Anonymous No.935744736 >>935744850
>>935744561
nope, quebec
Mister Fister No.935744850 >>935744916
>>935744736
Oh shit, my former girlfriend went to Quebec for business purposes...
Anonymous No.935744916 >>935745019
>>935744850
i understand
Mister Fister No.935745019 >>935745102
>>935744916
Do you think my former girlfriend knows your girlfriend?
Anonymous No.935745102 >>935745263
>>935745019
it's possible but i'll never know. she doesn't fucking tell me ANYTHING
Mister Fister No.935745263 >>935745444
>>935745102
Same, mine never told me anything either.

Except that she hated purple grapes, and she would always spit in the bags before leaving the store...
Anonymous No.935745444 >>935745586
>>935745263
this conversation feels like it has sinister undertones to me...
Mister Fister No.935745586 >>935745673
>>935745444
How do you mean?
Anonymous No.935745673 >>935745796
>>935745586
because i'm autistic and metaphors always make me suspicious and it seems like you're talking in metaphor and not being genuine
Mister Fister No.935745796
>>935745673
Oh no, I'm just talking shit because I'm bored lol.

I couldn't get a grape eater gf if I tried...